The Lady Scorpio
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More often than not, they are usually utter madness unleashed, insanity, the ramblings of the crazed. The Dark Side? Perhaps.
More often than not, they are usually utter madness unleashed, insanity, the ramblings of the crazed. The Dark Side? Perhaps.
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
*hands Pheonix a razor*
No, not intended for dangerous uses but so you can shave 🙂
Ever have one of those "say one more word to me and I will gladly rip you a new assh*le" days? *deepest sigh* I need to go to bed. Now. Until we chat again dear Scorps...
"Keep Calm and Shake that Glitter"
"Keep Calm and Shake that Glitter"
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Is my past coming into my present to screw up my future?
Seriously, if you were in my deep dead dark past, please stay there and do not return.
It has been years and you should have been faring well as have I.
Screw me over once, twice, by thrice I would be but a fool and I am not.
Go away and stay away. Leave me be for god's sake.
Posted by Stinger Baby
^ warning shots would say that so much louder. they'd actually get the point then.
Lol!click to expand
Btw, I wasn't laughing at your post LadyScorp, just Stinger's response to what you wrote. I'm all for the warning shots though...that may change tomorrow when I feel better.
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Is my past coming into my present to screw up my future?
Seriously, if you were in my deep dead dark past, please stay there and do not return.
It has been years and you should have been faring well as have I.
Screw me over once, twice, by thrice I would be but a fool and I am not.
Go away and stay away. Leave me be for god's sake.
Posted by Stinger Baby
^ warning shots would say that so much louder. they'd actually get the point then.
Lol!
Btw, I wasn't laughing at your post LadyScorp, just Stinger's response to what you wrote. I'm all for the warning shots though...that may change tomorrow when I feel better.click to expand
Lol.
Of course, I know that...since when did Scorpions turn into sensitive Crabbies?
(I joke, Stinger's response was amazingly timed)
Omg.
I just ran another chart of one of the Scorps family members- sisters fianc?.
He's a Cappy moon too!
Incredible. So there are at least 4 Cappy moon people here with me right now.
I just ran another chart of one of the Scorps family members- sisters fianc?.
He's a Cappy moon too!
Incredible. So there are at least 4 Cappy moon people here with me right now.
Posted by MidniteStar
Just popped in to say I'm in love with a Leo!! — *Gasp*
— *Gasp* Have you dug your lovely pincers into his full and luscious mane yet? 😄
Marketing:
1) Identify Market
2) Create
= Generates shit loads of money over bull-shit ideas.
Art:
1) Create
2) Identify Market
= Generates penniless geniuses (after one is dead, in combination with a little luck, then the fucking money comes...no pun intended.)
I love both 😄
1) Identify Market
2) Create
= Generates shit loads of money over bull-shit ideas.
Art:
1) Create
2) Identify Market
= Generates penniless geniuses (after one is dead, in combination with a little luck, then the fucking money comes...no pun intended.)
I love both 😄
Posted by MidniteStarPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by MidniteStar
Just popped in to say I'm in love with a Leo!! — *Gasp*
— *Gasp* Have you dug your lovely pincers into his full and luscious mane yet? 😄
Not yet, but I can hardly wait! 😄click to expand
Keep us all updated! Cheering for good new though 😄
Very Scorpionic.
^^^^All jokes aside Rabbit, it happens. I hope it wasn't a hard lesson.
Posted by NemesisPosted by IntriguedScorpPosted by Nemesis
i need to check in here please.
keep me safe at least for the next 24 hours.
i can bring my own jacket, pen and notebook.
where is the admission office?!
Dear Gawd, of course you can. We'll give you shelter. Come on in!!!
But you must entertain us. 😛
LOL. can you just watch me scribble shit in my notebook? 😄 i am not a good entertainer....
@midnite: — enjoy it sweetheart.click to expand
...or you may join us all and read in complete silence 😄
In fact, silence would work fabulously for all water creatures, Crabs into their shell of a home, Stingers into themselves to rejuvenate, Merfolk into their alternate universe almost parallel to our own —
Posted by PhoenixRising
Title: Clueless Gemini Entertains Crusty Scorp
Scene: An annoyed Scorp sits down for staff meeting, sitting across from a very sour Program Manager that very few staff like. Scorp 1 and Scorp 2 walk in and sit down. Bubbly Cancer sits beside Crusty Scorp and starts to chatter away. Clueless Gem (office husband) walks in with coffee??_.
*****meeting begins*****
PM:??_yadda yadda yadda
Crusty Scrop: *daydreaming about the H?_agen-Dazs ice cream she will devour as soon as she gets home*
PM:??_yadda yadda yadda
Clueless Gem: *sips coffee* Well you should just get ______the IT guy to look at it. He looks like a pretty smart guy.
PM: *stern tone*---and what exactly does a smart person look like?
****room full of woman looks at Clueless Gem********
Clueless Gem: *smiles slyly*
Crusty Scorp: *smirks, paying attention now*
Clueless Gem: Ha, I'm not falling for that trap, but I would think he would have to be pretty smart to be pulling in the money he does and drive that black matte Mercedes??_..I don't know if I can say the same for someone that drives a white Mercedes though *smiles, sips coffee*
******room full of woman looks at PM, who happens to drive a white Mercedes*****
PM: *look like she just sipped cat piss out of her mug, forces a smile* Yadda, yadda, yadda
Crusty Scorp, Scorp 1, Scorp 2 and Bubbly Cancer: * exchange glances and smirk*
PM: *—shoots daggers?? at Clueless Gem for the rest of the meeting*
***meeting ends******
Scorp 1, Scorp 2 and Bubbly Cancer: *walk into office*
Bubbly Cancer: OMG, that was so funny ______!
Clueless Gem: What? You mean with ____ in the meeting?
Bubbly Cancer: Yes! Did you see her face? She was pissed for the rest of the meeting.
Clueless Gem: She was? Nooooo. *looks at Crusty Scorp for confirmation* She was? Really?
Scorp 1, Scorp 2 and Bubbly Cancer: * confused "is he serious?" expressions*
Crusty Scorp: *smiles* Gotta love him??_??_
hahaha As someone with a Gemini moon with no filter, and lots of Scorp and Cancer friends... this made me laugh!!!
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by IntriguedScorp
Dear DXP: People have posted in this forum within the past 5 minutes NOT 4 hours ago!! Wth?
Naughty Genie tricks? :-?click to expand
It indirectly might have to do with that Genie Bra which you had mentioned previously, since the Overlord is a Crab, naturally anything that contains breasts would be of interest and especially magic buttons which I had mentioned you were in knowledge of?
The Scorps twin is worried about their other brothers dog. That's so sweet!
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by IntriguedScorp
Dear DXP: People have posted in this forum within the past 5 minutes NOT 4 hours ago!! Wth?
Naughty Genie tricks? :-?
It indirectly might have to do with that Genie Bra which you had mentioned previously, since the Overlord is a Crab, naturally anything that contains breasts would be of interest and especially magic buttons which I had mentioned you were in knowledge of?
I've pressed the genie's magic buttons?
Metaphor for nipples?
Surely they would be magic clasps if it's on the genie bra?click to expand
Was it a metaphor or crypto-language?
There are winds of destiny that blow when we least expect them.
Sometimes they gust with the fury of a hurricane, sometimes they barely fan one's cheek.
But the winds cannot be denied, bringing as they often do a future that is impossible to ignore.
Sometimes they gust with the fury of a hurricane, sometimes they barely fan one's cheek.
But the winds cannot be denied, bringing as they often do a future that is impossible to ignore.
Posted by NemesisPosted by IntriguedScorp
Is it wrong to be having a vodka martini--three olives--stirred not shaken at 5:00PM on a Monday?
5 PM is high-"tea"-time. nothing wrong with that at all. but why the heck 3 olives? 😄
on another note; i kind of miss DAZED around here 😢click to expand
Eventually, everyone will make there way back here, in time. Nights, returned so will Dazed...*pincers crossed*
A martini must be served with three olives, reason? Make up one Nem, be creative 😄
As for Intrigued, there is no such thing as too early, when one is thirsty, one's thirst must be quenched, be it by water or vodka martini, both colourless, so who gives a damn 😉
*open thread*... *read two lines, sigh, exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "wtf? is this a novel?" *immediately exit*
*open thread* "Ugh! My brain hurts" *exit*
*open thread* complain about other threads.......*exit*
Posted by PhoenixRising
*open thread*... *read two lines, sigh, exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "wtf? is this a novel?" *immediately exit*
*open thread* "Ugh! My brain hurts" *exit*
*open thread* complain about other threads.......*exit*
Nothing to your liking, Pheonix?
You are not alone...pointless drama/rambling/novels/sob story/and so forth.
What has become of DXP these days, hmm?
Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by PhoenixRising
*open thread*... *read two lines, sigh, exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "wtf? is this a novel?" *immediately exit*
*open thread* "Ugh! My brain hurts" *exit*
*open thread* complain about other threads.......*exit*
Nothing to your liking, Phoenix*?
You are not alone...pointless drama/rambling/novels/sob story/and so forth.
What has become of DXP these days, hmm?click to expand
*fixed
This speaks more to my mood than anything else. I'm lacking patience and feeling quite irritable today. It will pass...chocolate always does the trick.
Posted by Stinger Baby
...im gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears....
Okay, this made me laugh. Slowly feeling better....
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by PhoenixRising
*open thread*... *read two lines, sigh, exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "too long" *exit*
*open thread* "wtf? is this a novel?" *immediately exit*
*open thread* "Ugh! My brain hurts" *exit*
*open thread* complain about other threads.......*exit*
Nothing to your liking, Phoenix*?
You are not alone...pointless drama/rambling/novels/sob story/and so forth.
What has become of DXP these days, hmm?
*fixed
This speaks more to my mood than anything else. I'm lacking patience and feeling quite irritable today. It will pass...chocolate always does the trick.click to expand
Oh dear god, I needed that (says the anal writer)!
*shakes my head*
Le sigh
Just because it's his last two weeks before he goes on paternal leave, I'm going to prank the living hell out of my office husband. Let the games begin.....
I'm gonna miss him!!! 😢
Posted by IntriguedScorp
Did Scorpio Rabbit delete?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Seems like it.click to expand
This sucks......
Posted by ellessque
COME ON!!
since dazed left....scorpio rabbit was the only decent scorp guy around here! (on a regular basis)
+1
Posted by Scorpiorabbit
I hate it when my ability to spot BS fails
I'm assuming it has to do with this?^^^^ Rhetorical question.
Posted by ellessque
COME ON!!
since dazed left....scorpio rabbit was the only decent scorp guy around here! (on a regular basis)
Yes, in complete agreement. There goes another one, bite the dust.
This place itself, is rid with PMS and hormones.
At times it becomes rather difficult, to even take a casual stroll across the boards.
Even the Merfolks pond and the Crab/ettes sandbox, contain quite a few more gentlemen floating around than ours.
My Horoscope today:
"It's easy to get up on that soapbox and start ranting today -- even if nobody is listening! It may be good practice for some other time when people are more open to hearing the truth, so go for it."
I need to listen more.....
"It's easy to get up on that soapbox and start ranting today -- even if nobody is listening! It may be good practice for some other time when people are more open to hearing the truth, so go for it."
I need to listen more.....
Posted by IntriguedScorp
Thought of the day: Women have become hard and men have become cynical. God help humanity.
Men have become hard and women have become cynical. God help humanity indeed.
Posted by IntriguedScorpPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by IntriguedScorp
Thought of the day: Women have become hard and men have become cynical. God help humanity.
Men have become hard and women have become cynical. God help humanity indeed.
I don't know LS. Men have always been hard and women cynical. I don't find that such a bad thing myself. But IMHO I see that cynical men don't want to take care of their women--not in a sexist manner but by being kind and accommodating. And women no longer want to take care of their me--not in a sexist manner-- by being kind and gentle. By and large it looks like so far the 21st century is all about men and women floundering around. Romance appears dead.
I worry about he future. I really do. :/click to expand
It was only said with part seriousness, I was being part sarcastic, hmm suppose that flew pass everyones' heads.
It seems as if you are but touching upon gender roles, even if slightly so. In the 21st century, we have all but neutered ourselves to be precise, women are building careers, doing what otherwise men would do, in turn becoming more 'masculine and dominant' whereas the men are pursuing 'feminine leisures' such as beauty regimes, spiritual talks and so forth, thereby making themselves more sensitive, in which certain individuals would deem as submissive in nature. Of course, I draw entirely random examples but case in point, we are lost in what we are suppose to be and not suppose to be. Double-standards which currently rid our societies and within the media, helps not 😢
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
Ay, a new male Stinger within our midst and then the first post goes hidden...
"Pain can be endured and defeated only if it is embraced. Denied or feared, it grows."
The mind goes on a Bimbo spree, can. not. function. at. any. highly. intelligent. rate. as. of. now...
What did you say again?
What did you say again?
Posted by Neurotoxin
I saw a Muslim couple buying five of the Bacon scented candles at the Yankee Candle store today at the mall.
Is it wrong that it made me bust out laughing?
Hahahaha. There, now you are not alone in laughing.
If one cannot eat it, then one will smell it...though it must be hardly satisfying, would this not leave one salivating like a puppy in hopes of a treat?
The sweet bliss of unintentionally catching an individual whom you prefer to dislike in a moment of foot-in-mouth syndrome, so much so the only expression left on ones face is that smile which bears karma's stamp on it. Ah, this does feel good, oh so very good.
I like this concept. A place to retreat. A quiet corner. Safe space. Everyone needs one.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I'm not too bad in the morning but am rather fond of a little time to myself before putting up with other people lol.
I'm a night owl, I prefer to hunt when the sun goes down
Night Owl here, but I do enjoy Sunrises...new beginnings, fresh start, hope 🙂
I enjoy the sunrises as I'm getting home from hunting 😉
Posted by Stinger Baby
i love little kids. they are TOO funny.
SIS(teaching her son): there are 5 birds on the ledge. a boy throws rocks and hits 2. how many birds are left.
NEPHEW: 0.
SIS(baffled): No, little man. That's not right.
NEPHEW: Yes it is, mommy. All the birds flew away when they got rocks thrown at them.
ME: RFLMAO
I looooove the way he thinks!
Posted by Stinger Baby
i love little kids. they are TOO funny.
SIS(teaching her son): there are 5 birds on the ledge. a boy throws rocks and hits 2. how many birds are left.
NEPHEW: 0.
SIS(baffled): No, little man. That's not right.
NEPHEW: Yes it is, mommy. All the birds flew away when they got rocks thrown at them.
ME: RFLMAO
Smart Boy
Posted by jukePosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioChicaPosted by everevolvingepithet
I'm not too bad in the morning but am rather fond of a little time to myself before putting up with other people lol.
I'm a night owl, I prefer to hunt when the sun goes down
I guess it's easier to dart about when night falls.
night owls have adapted well to the darkness
click to expand
Nice!
I am tired of
life, seeming to get my spirit down and winning
patronising older women who always wish to control me, infantalise me,
reduced energy with age
seeming impossibility of finding someone
the flakey superficiality of many
life, seeming to get my spirit down and winning
patronising older women who always wish to control me, infantalise me,
reduced energy with age
seeming impossibility of finding someone
the flakey superficiality of many
A Virgo manages to deduce me to this mess of a kitten 😄
Posted by Neurotoxin
How to position oneself to he able to get away with anything short or murder at work:
1) Buy big fake tits
2) Cram said fake tits into revealing top
3) Leave self esteem and dignity at home
4) Flash tits in front of managing partner who just separated from his wife
5) Repeat as needed
Wow what a whore with an agenda lol
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