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PhoenixRising
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Title: Crusty Scorp Being Crusty... and Supportive
Setting: Religious Cancer invite four of her fav gals (Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus and Crusty Scorp) to a religious social event where she will be performing. Crusty Scorp has not been to church in a —million?? years and is not very fond of the idea of shelling out a crazy amount of money to go to the event, but wants to show her support.

Religious Cancer: *hands tickets to gal pals* Thanks for the support ladies! Remember come wearing your Sunday best, but *looks squarely at Crusty Scorp* no cleavage
Crusty Scorp: *WTF?* Why are you looking at me?
Religious Cancer: I meant everyone
Crusty Scorp: Un huh...*give Social Pisces her best —bullsh*t?? expression* I represent everyone I guess.
Social Pisces: *smiles*

***a few weeks later Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus, Religious Cancer and Crusty Scorp go shopping***

Crusty Scorp: *initially annoyed after trying on the 8th dress is happy she find something she likes*
Social Pisces: Nice??_??_
Stubborn Taurus: Yeah. It's pretty.
Religious Cancer: Hmmm, don't you think that's a little sexy?
Crusty Scorp: You said no cleavage right? The d*mn things up to my neck.
Religious Cancer: But it hugs your body a little bit.
Crusty Scorp: *raise eyebrow* And??_..? Let me introduce myself since we are clearly meeting each other for the first time. My name is _____ and I wear things I like.
Religious Cancer: _____, you know what I am saying right? Isn't that too sexy?
Social Pisces: I don't think so. Yeah, it fits her well and so what? She's not a —foota?? (that's slang for old a**). It's not too sexy in my opinion.
Crusty Scorp: Thank you.
Religious Cancer: *sighs* Fine, whatever.
Stubborn Taurus: Well if she's wearing that, then I'm wearing the dress I want to wear!
Religious Cancer: *to Crusty Scorp half joking* You see what you started?
Crusty Scorp: This is why you shouldn't invite a heathen to church *walks into fitting room smiling*
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How does one pick a mango, anyway?
Maybe I will try it next week.

My food adventure this week is cottage cheese.
Yesterday I tried it with strawberries and blueberries. Strawberries were ick, though I love strawberries.
Blueberries- not bad.
Today I tried it with Spicy Bread and Butter Pickles and pepper because some friends suggested it. Very yummy.
Tomorrow I am going to try it with tomatoes and cucumbers because another friend suggested that.
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Posted by Neurotoxin
If you're feeling adventurous, try some sliced mango with some fresh lime juice squeezed over it sprinkled with a little salt and cayenne pepper.

Sweet, sour, salty, and a little spicy.

It's like a Scorpio in a bowl.



Sound delicious.

It does remind one of Asian dishes, particularly Thai/Vietnamese/Cambodian where such ingredients and m?lange of flavours are used.
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haha.

My little guy was like that too.
When he was 2, he had physical therapy, speech therapy, developmental therapy, and occupational therapy. He flat out refused to play with the speech therapist. Our speech therapist had a box. He used to come with the box and ask my kid to knock on it. My kid just wouldn't do it. I think he hated that guy. He used to play with the other therapists!
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Posted by Neurotoxin
So we meet or little niece for lunch today. She's going through speech therapy to help fix some problems in her brain.

Today they learned the words Iguana and Xylophone.

Except the therapist said she refused to say them out load.

Well when we met up with them, mommy said "tell uncle what you learned in class today".

So what did she say to me?

"Iguanaphone"

Really?



Sweet. Do you know where one can purchase said phone? 😄
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Title Crusty Scorp Meets Mini She
Setting Crusty Scorp, Social Pisces and her three daughters (Taurus 19, Cancer 14 and Scorp 6-aka "Mini She") head to a BBQ. It's a cool summer day, but sunny. Ladies enter the backyard where everyone is hanging out.

Mini She: *tugs Crusty Scorp's hands back*
Crusty Scorp: What's wrong?
Mini She: Do I have to talk to the other kids?
Crusty Scorp: No....are you shy?
Mini She: No. I just don't want to talk.
Cancer: She's shy
Mini She: And you're annoying! *lets go of Crusty Scorp's hands and stomps over towards other kids*

************* end of the night and ladies are heading home**********************

Cancer: *take jacket away from Mini She* Ugh, why is the sleeve dirty? What is this?!
Mini She: A kiss *spins around*
Cancer: Mom! _______ got a stain on my jacket!
Mini She: Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's just a kiss! *skips away*
Social Pisces: *smiles at Crusty Scorp* Hmph, that sounds familiar.
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Posted by Nemesis
to improve the health and general well being of all users of this site it might not be bad to invest in the following:

quarantine quarters
immunization station
solitary confinment cells for those phases of self reflection
sobering up cells (drunk tanks)

🙂 (cheers)



An official ban on the Little Blue Pill should be added as well, Viagra - Out!

🙂