Room 101

it's back to scorpionic business of listing phobias, fears and pet hates in the style of george orwell's 1984. apparently room 101 was the waiting room in the bbc's broadcasting house in london that nearly drove orwell insane having spent many hours waiting for various meetings to happen.

in my room 101 are the following:

heights
grapes
melon
lychees (eyeballs)
raisins (dead flies)
wasps/mosquitos/flies
dust
drunk people
drunk teenagers with knives
knives
american teenagers. all of them.
jewish american princesses. all of them.
all drugs apart from weed/hashish
cancer

hold on while i build an annexe (room 101a)

pretentious suckups
backstabbing bitches (list available on application)
shows about 'the worst, most gruesome accidents EVER'
really fat people
really skinny people
any little spanish kid that screams 'MA-MAAAAAA!!!'
spanish R&B
europop
traditional flamenco singers
snow

jesus - now i need a fucking LOFT conversion too!!!

bad drivers
blondes who act blonde
shouty domineering men
body odour (on other people of course!)
chlorine in swimming pools
used condoms on the beach ('hey! what's in this old balloon' said the 3 year old)
people who litter
men who spit (sportsmen in particular)
men who scratch their balls in public
men (fuck it, i may as well be general)
people who stare
smelly restrooms

done.

OOOOO thats alot Roxi

that's her bad list just for today. pretty good, but i think you're being too harsh on blondes and grapes.

I will write mine later, I can't at the moment, my other job awaits ... yay .......

i don't mind blondes at all SR but when they start acting blonde, it's a whole different ballgame. they are the first to whine about being called dumb but alot are not averse to playing to stereotype to get on. i worked with a blonde who had a doctorate and was actually brainier than me (if that is possible). she still had to rely on sticking out her cleavage and playing dumb to get on though. brunettes get more respect 😉

grapes are just horrible. the look pretty on the vine but they taste like cat wee. even more so when they're made into wine.

I find blonde-acting blondes to be charming.

then you're a sucker SR 🙂

nah, not really.

if chicks like to act stupid, that's their deal.

and if guys wanna fall for it - that's theirs too 🙂

I'll tell you what really annoys me more than blondes acting like blondes. It's when chicks purposely use the high-pitch, baby-toned voice. When I hear that, I seriously want to slap them around a few times.

another room 101 item:

men who call women 'chicks'
the pathetic baby voice. (thanks for reminding me)

men who call women 'chicks'

babe, i got too much static right now. get at the end of the line!

the following terms:

dame; chick; bird; broad; bitch and cunt-piece. off to room 101

oh yeah. men who call women 'babe'

and men who tell you to 'cheer up' if you don't happen to be walking round with a gormless smile on your face.

LOL!!!

Sad thing is, dame Roxi, lots of your Virguy admirers here would love to Room 101 and lick your boots.

MP: yes. how annoying is that? you just wanna thrust a hankie at them and tell them to blow their noses!

oh please!!!! virgos are famously discerning, don't you know? they don't just lick anyone's boots!!

tollbooth, please refute your willingness to be dame Roxi's sex toy and lick her boots.

i think he's busy having a life right now.

That was an open-ended invitation with no time expiry btw. 😉

allow the man an expiry date. i'm getting on a little in years SR!

hey there outcast!!!! yay!!! i bet there's a whole load of things you would put in room 101. we all know that our fishy friends enjoy a spot of hating now and again LOL.

hope you're well 🙂