scorpio and fwb....... (Page 2)

if. bitch.. if...... if I jumped off the bridge I would land here.. but I am not dumb enough to jump..... it was if.

I dont need any ine to give me the go ahead.. who the fuck are u?... nobody's

😉 @ MsP

aquamoon u sound a bit experinced. in being screwd by a scorp.. poor .. u .... sorry u had to go thru that.

that's cool u can give me the attention fuckina.. but plz wash ur azz while doing so.

yep maybe i canget scorp to eat my pussy clean.. but naw.. I dont want him to.. just like tohear him talkabout doing... I am a virgo.. i dont get attached. hun.. i control my own emotions when it comes to "Love".. he cant get me

thanks for the advice. and the warning.

LOL @ Emmie

You would never go to Europe if you had a problem with dirty nether regions.

yep my bf just sent me 7 pair shoes. and jewelry... right after I got into his myspace page and saw he was cheating.lol.. and he left me with power of attorney.. thinking about buying new car......

nite. dream about me.

yep found out he had been cheating. so aftewards he sends me 7 pairs of shoes.. and jewelry... I didnt cheat. but hey its life. time to move on.

I was talking about the boyfriend in Italy, FA. Not you. lol

And I now deduce that 99.5% of this story is fiction. Is this a "choose your own adventure"?

Where did Brad Pitt go...that's the adventure I'm choosing. You can all have that fish-lipped Angelina. In fact, keep her busy please.

what lie? what lie have i told? pls do repost any lie.. fuckina

ew

lol virgo-n-me lol you look like such a fool. You do realize this lil battle your trying to win....you've lost extremely badly. lol and your only makeing it worse.

bitch i dont need to justify anything to u or any1 else..i didnt fuck the other scorp so it does not matter even if i did. who the fuck are u to judge.. I said i would fuck him.. u guys are making it sound like I fucked him.. lol.. aquamoon. is mad because her ex scorp gave here herepes

"SeaSiren will be playing the part of the "other woman" in Italy who speaks no english except the universal language of LOVE!"

Well that's six years of French fucking wasted. lol

seriously though

this nurse i met confirmed that women should use only unscented soaps like dial or dove on their coockaloos. or just warm water, especially if you have sensitive skin. otherwise, you'll add bacteria down there.

WE NEED MORE COWBELL! FA, seriously,you have to know cowbell. There's no excuse for that.

branh

you remind me of my former gay aqua boss. the mere mention of vajay-jays made him want to hurl.

"Sea Siren - no diva-like tantrums from you while on set. Find your mark, make use of your lighting and FORGET the French!"

Alright...but I'm gonna need to borrow a pair of your shoes....I can't wear my Skechers..where's my bloody wardrobe?! *stomps off to trailer*

i always liked the way lever 2000 and irish spring smelled. zest too.

but as of now i only use all natural soaps. the scent i love best is by desert essence.

yea, i have dr bronner's.

you have to dilute it. it's good.

"::claps hands:: oh, Sea Siren will fit the Italian Mistress part to perfection."

Right. A blonde, blue-eyed Italian who speaks intermediate French. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SOPHIA LOREN!

"eeeeeeeks! I never figured you for a blonde, Sea Siren!"

Erm...sorry? I guess? lol Do you have curly hair and green eyes? Cause that's how I see you.

HAHAHA What color hair? Brown?

omg, I hate Taco Bell too! Absolutely disgusting. Like eating grease w/ spanish seasoning.

I don't see how people eat it. The first time I saw White Castle in a long time, I think I may have been in Queens? Don't get me to lying. All I know is, I was like, "What in the throwback?! Who revived this?"

G'Night you curly-haired flirt! 😉

lol Pick a team to bat for, FA!

"I might need to read a pamphlet or two."

Do they have those at the Planned Parenthood? I guess they really wouldn't need to, what with the no possibility of pregnancy when you swing that way, and all.

""I pretty much stick with the same brands, and I think all this organic natural crap, is just that...crap ""

h8er

"It's like Michael Douglas likes playing opposite these psycho characters in movies"

He also likes to show his old naked ass in all of them. 😛

as i thought,the original thread topic is miles gone away now

And the award for the funniest post goes to Virgo_n_me ......

"... I am a virgo.. i dont get attached."

I am glad aquamoon. went to bed thinking of me last night and woke up thinking about me.. I am glad u got back on dxp. posting comments about me.. smooches.