Scorpios living a double life

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But really, all Scorpios I know irl have an uncanny sensitivity and vulnerability to them...I get the facade is for self defense but it's so annoying past a point.
You can always wipe off that contemptuous smirk off their face with a brick.
We like the pain though.
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Such masochists we could be. 😆 [shakes my head]
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But really, all Scorpios I know irl have an uncanny sensitivity and vulnerability to them...I get the facade is for self defense but it's so annoying past a point.
You can always wipe off that contemptuous smirk off their face with a brick.
We like the pain though.
Such masochists we could be. 😆 [shakes my head]
We can take it.

But can they?
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Hah! I would love to see them try.

All bets on them being but left in tears.
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Posted by Damnata
But really, all Scorpios I know irl have an uncanny sensitivity and vulnerability to them...I get the facade is for self defense but it's so annoying past a point.
You can always wipe off that contemptuous smirk off their face with a brick.
We like the pain though.
Such masochists we could be. 😆 [shakes my head]
We can take it.

But can they?
Hah! I would love to see them try.

All bets on them being but left in tears.
I'm sure you guys have your glasses ready to collect every drop to mix with your vodka for your nightcap.
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Which are you speaking of Fisks? Clear drops or opaque drops? 😄

We may collect both for all you know, the perfect way to end the evening. Delicious tears and . . . 😛
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Posted by WhiteChocolate
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Posted by MlleFisk
Posted by Damnata
But really, all Scorpios I know irl have an uncanny sensitivity and vulnerability to them...I get the facade is for self defense but it's so annoying past a point.
You can always wipe off that contemptuous smirk off their face with a brick.
We like the pain though.
Such masochists we could be. 😆 [shakes my head]
We can take it.

But can they?
Hah! I would love to see them try.

All bets on them being but left in tears.
I'm sure you guys have your glasses ready to collect every drop to mix with your vodka for your nightcap.
If we replace the brick with an old 80's cordless phone, you dump cheap rum all over yourself, and you scream at me some shit about "I should have aborted you" while you beat me with that phone, can I call you "mommy"?

That would be so hawt.
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😆
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Some of them look like they haven't slept in a week.
I don't sleep well and I'm usually cranky.
You're married to a Virgo..
She's always tossing and turning and mumbling shit about "sales and use tax".

I'm jealous of the taxes. I think I'd rather have her dreaming about other dudes than taxes. It would at least make more sense to me.
Taxes are fun to do though, I can't deny that. 😛
Ugh.

I don't know how she does it. She's the US tax director for a multinational utility services company. She had to know regs for all 50 states and sometimes individual counties...not to mention having to know Louisiana's Napoleonic Parish laws as well.

She's a lot smarter than I am.
That's an awesome job!!!
It's a #sugarmama job 😄
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#scorpiomenschemes 😄
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@WhiteChocolate I knew you worked in the legal field but I didn't know you were a paralegal!!

High five!
I thought you knew that...
No, I don't think you ever would tell me exactly.
Vaguery
I'm actually not even a paralegal anymore.

Vaguery-er.
Until they stop paying me well and letting me wear jeans tennis shoes and t shirts to work I'll stay one 😢
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They wouldn't let me do any of those things. That's why I stopped being one 😢
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ii love the way @whitechocolate is so chilled. You never take anything personal. wow love it love it. ..
Eh, it depends. They all have the propensity to take themselves soooo sirius black.
That's any sign.
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I see it more on this board than others. Then Virgo, then the other 3 fixed sign boards and Pisces.