@Andalusia
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So my Scorpio (ex)
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
I need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
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Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Go fuck yourself
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Lol
Yep pretty much 😂
“Dear HEADASS,
You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
Posted by Sunsetvirgo
“Dear HEADASS,You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
Nah.. Too much. Good. But too much.
I have to haunt him on and off forever and dissing his mom would be crossing the line.
Although she's a cancer and i do partly blame her for the way he is.
Posted by Sunsetvirgo
“Dear HEADASS,You’re a Scorp male so therefore,
YA MOMS A HOE”
Nah.. Too much. Good. But too much.
I have to haunt him on and off forever and dissing his mom would be crossing the line.
Although she's a cancer and i do partly blame her for the way he is.
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Understandable. How about
“
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Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
I need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
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Not sure what this is exactly but definitely looks appropriate to the season. I feel a "Happy Easter" card would pair nicely with this, and maybe hide it and ship it to him inside a pink peeps basket:
Posted by Arielle83
Weird.I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
+1
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
Plus if you can't get off without a partner, even with toys, sucks to be you.
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☝️I concur. Plus I heard it’s not very Scorpio-like to resort to toys. Idk if that’s true or not having a Scorp Venus I likely likey a little variety in this dept.
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
I need to know what kind of toys these are before I make a decision on what to say..
How does this contraption work
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I think I found it:
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Go fuck yourself
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Perfect.
Um...
....I'd keep them. 😂
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Go fuck yourself
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Hahaha...this
Or send them to his mother
😆
Posted by Fantum
But seriously, OP, don't be petty. No need to poke a Scorpio beehive.Hilarious though
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Oh I never said I didn't give a fuck 😛
Send a thank you note, tell him it's working great with your new lover. Then try it out because those are fun times! Virgo logic...
I've already used it with the ex though. Toys are one thing i don't believe in recycling.
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Depends on your main objective.
To get a rise out of him, no note.
To tell him to "fuck off", no note.
Posted by Arielle83
Weird.I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
+1
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
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There is no "seeming" bitter about it. I think it's clear, especially when she can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Go fuck yourself
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We’ve got a winner!!! Hands down! Lmao
🤝
Posted by Arielle83
Weird.I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
+1
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is not "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
Lmao
I feel if she wants to connect with him, a racy/boudoir style pic with the toy lying around or peeping out may work...
Anyways my seduction skills are zero 😐
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Yeah, we've had this discussion already. And no your skills aren't zero. Try it on your Scorp when he's get's weird and distant.
Lol, Melly send a pic of you holding a knife threatening to cut the bunny's ears off.
Okay, I'm of no use in this thread....just throw it away Mel.
My Scorp?
😐😢
Um:
Idk if we are dating but somehow he tricked me to say yes to be his gf!!!
Cunning!! So cunning...
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Perhaps I misundestood this?
Posted by PhoenixRising
Okay, I'm of no use in this thread....just throw it away Mel.
I should mail it to him... at work.
Posted by Arielle83
Weird.I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
+1
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is not "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
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Correct. There is no "seeming" bitter; I *am* bitter.
This idea of mine will more than likely get scrapped though. I just like the plotting aspect of it. I more than likely won't spend the money on the postage or the spite.
Posted by Arielle83
Weird.I'd totally keep them.
My pleasure>spite
+1
And sending them would make her seem bitter...
There is no "seeming" bitter. I think it's clear, especially when you can just toss it and call it a day.
Melly, knows I ❤ her "I'm salty-sex toy returning" a** though.
Correct. There is no "seeming" bitter; I *am* bitter.
This idea of mine will more than likely get scrapped though. I just like the plotting aspect of it. I more than likely won't spend the money on the postage or the spite.
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I didn't think so. It's nice to play with ideas.
Remember:
Scorp 201: Secrets and Skeletons
Article 2, section 1
Posted by Andalusia
Gave me sex toys and then went awol.I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!
Go fuck yourself
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This, nothing else needs to be said lol
I agree with the "go fuck yourself" and mailing it back to him at work!!
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Gave me sex toys and then went awol.
I've decided to mail them back to him with a note. Because, unfortunately, they're the kind you need a male partner to use. And because I'm petty like that.
So my question is, what should the note say?
Aaannnndddd... GO!