what is in your closet?

i posted this in the cap random thread. i think scorp forum might be a better place...

so i was cleaning and picking up around the scorp bfs place while he ran out to work for a bit this morning. mind you, he's a super professional guy and is very good in his career. 2 yrs into it, he's already nationally recognized in his company. he doesnt have a lot of time to clean. so i try to help...

i'm picking up papers, folding clothes, putting away shoes... i peek in the closet and lo... i find a bright new pair of huge clown shoes.

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*looks down at desk, re-aligns resting pen, stacks mail neatly, folds hands slowly, looks up eagerly...*

anyone care to explain—?

i was confused. couldnt decide if i should laugh out loud, scream, or pack my things and run away in zig zags. clowns come second to spiders on my list of phobias.

other than your exes, what do you scorps hide in your closets—?? 🙂

how can i possibly respond to that? CLOWN SHOES— LMAO!!! was there any further evidence of his clown fetish? did you find a red nose? face pain? a loud chequered suit?? honestly.....i don't know what to say. you made me LOL before bed time though...so thanks for that.

unrelated but this thread reminded me of my daughter's closet..she's an aries. she's on vacation in the uk right now and my son is staying with me (in theory so far, lol). my daughter lives in a pig sty and so i had to ready the room for my son's arrival....so i picked everything up that was strewn across the floor and chucked it all in her closet...only just managing to shut the doors!!!

personally, i have a safe in my closet and i would put my clown shoes in there, lol.

priceless!!

Posted by DazedScorp
I'd fuck a clown.

lol!!!!! that's the other feeling that confused me! being turned on by the clown shoes!!! 😛

@ r1g, ikr?! it's cracked me up all day... he's so weird!

i found out later that he's amassing costumes for Burning Man. hahahahahaha! big ol bright orange and red clown shoes is just a start i guess.

still though... *facepalm*

ROFL!!!! OMG elle... that's brilliant.

Next time I'm over at his place, I'm so doing it... lololololol 😛

i need to get my hands on a clown nose, super hold hair spray, and a polka-dot tie... 🙂

elle: yeah, lolling about the condoms. when my virgo son went back to england, i was clearing out his room and found a looovely tin which i was thinking would be perfect for containing my special cigarettes. i was checking out how pretty it was and heard something rattling around in it. it was a condom. just the one left in what was presumably a tin of 12 or possibly more, lol. i just thought, that's my boy!! he was just about to turn 16 then and i was PROUD goddamit!!! what's that all about eh?? if that was my daughter's room i would go hypermentalistic on her ass!!