Capricorn is trying to get me pregnant... 🤰🏽

No man can get you pregnant

Be a grown up and take control of your own body

is your capricorn ex going to take responsibility for getting you pregnant too?

Every time you have sex with him shout

*SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, NO SEX, VOMIT, POO, SCREAMING BABY, RAGING FEMALE HORMONES, MONEY DRAIN, ETC ETC ETC*

And when you're shouting it listen very very careful and then make sure he has something on the end of it

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make sure you have protection

uh... wear protection? though if you're aware he's trying to do this and you're still sleeping with him, something gives me the vibe that you don't mind him trying?

Posted by b3kk_r
Currently I am still messing with a guy I used to date that cheated on me with the girl he is currently with. It was mine first. Still incredibly stupid, but the Capricorn 🍆💦🍑 is so good, I’m sorry.

You should tell the caps gf that your her new sister wife.

Posted by Fantum
Why are you sleeping with your ex? And why do you seem to like the idea of getting pregnant by your ex?

Because she wants her ex back by all means necessary , she’s been dicknotised.

Bless her

Posted by UnicornSag

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by b3kk_r
Currently I am still messing with a guy I used to date that cheated on me with the girl he is currently with. It was mine first. Still incredibly stupid, but the Capricorn 🍆💦🍑 is so good, I’m sorry.

You should tell the caps gf that your her new sister wife.

lol wow...didn't see that post you quoted but damn, more stupidity in shorter post haven't appeared in a while, you found a really good one lol

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Messy

🙄

Are you not scared to get a STD?! He has a new gf so I’m assuming he does not use protection with her either. So you’re letting a loser bust one inside of you that you aren’t even dating? And risking your health?

Yikes.

Posted by b3kk_r
Dayum you all pulling receipts and shit.

I’m not trying to trap him, it’s the other way around. He told his sister he was trying to get me pregnant. The last time we had sex he didn’t pull out like he normally does.

😂

Everybody here takes exes back 🙄

If it's a baby that you want then get one

Posted by b3kk_r
Well thank you for your opinions ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate the concern and will reflect and take this as an opportunity for growth.

Let's hope your tummy won't grow with you as well. 😄

Posted by Fantum

Posted by Stargurl

Posted by Fantum
Why are you sleeping with your ex? And why do you seem to like the idea of getting pregnant by your ex?

Because she wants her ex back by all means necessary , she’s been dicknotised.

Bless her

Damn magic dicks. There should be a law.

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LOL I agree - the Good Dick Law !