@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
A Taurus man's luck often relates to stability and love, especially around his birthday. If he's feeling lucky, it may reflect his strong connection to Venus, the planet of love and fortune. His Taurus traits emphasize patience and sensuality, which can attract positive experiences and relationships during this period.
Posted by sadpopcorn
what if it was just chores?"hi hun pls do the dishes next time"
Really doubt she's a Virgo because she used "my love" in that note.
Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Could be a manipulative virgo
Just explained that lmao.
The Taurus-Scorpio axis ahahaha.
But in all fairness I thought whether this poor chick might be just a harem member or his mistress...but I decided to go with love on this one. Pisces-Virgo delusion.
Excuse me, Virgos are able to be loving without a secret evil agenda!! Wth lol
Posted by Peanutbutter
Excuse me, Virgos are able to be loving without a secret evil agenda!! Wth lol
No offense but no.
Her handwriting is amazing!
If I am in love...I always work a secret evil agenda. The voices in my head reassure me that it's for the good of us both.
If not....I don't care.
You have to care about the agenda to claim you're in love. Otherwise..dust in the wind.
Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Y r u smoking Nata!
Because I'm a mutable therefore shady.
So to not remove the shadiness of it all, I learned in capricornmoon's topic smokers are shady so now I have to be a smoker also to maintain the status quo.
Posted by Damnata
If I am in love...I always work a secret evil agenda. The voices in my head reassure me that it's for the good of us both.If not....I don't care.
You have to care about the agenda to claim you're in love. Otherwise..dust in the wind.
Child making agenda
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Lmao, that's amateur level.
I do deserve more credit than that so fuck off.
Posted by Damnata
If I am in love...I always work a secret evil agenda. The voices in my head reassure me that it's for the good of us both.If not....I don't care.
You have to care about the agenda to claim you're in love. Otherwise..dust in the wind.
Child making agenda
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That could definitely be considered evil, children are gross.
Posted by Damnata
If I am in love...I always work a secret evil agenda. The voices in my head reassure me that it's for the good of us both.If not....I don't care.
You have to care about the agenda to claim you're in love. Otherwise..dust in the wind.
Child making agenda
That could definitely be considered evil, children are gross.
Agreed. Especially the ugly babies.
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They look like ugly potatoes when they're first born, the kind they leave behnd in the field to compost because they won't sell at the market lol. & then the boogers and draining the ole pocket book.
A nightmare I swear.
Posted by Damnata
...is getting lucky tonight.So I was up on the roof of my apartment building to smoke a cig and while I was walking back to my floor, I went past this door on the 5th floor and I notice a piece of paper pinned to the door (I might just knock on that door with an excuse to find out his girlfriend's sign but....not today):
"Happy birthday my love! Please read every ticket I posted throughout the house!"
Dese lucky venusians..
You should quit smoking, it's bad for you !
Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Y r u smoking Nata!Because I'm a mutable therefore shady.
So to not remove the shadiness of it all, I learned in capricornmoon's topic smokers are shady so now I have to be a smoker also to maintain the status quo.
You aren't 21 anymore, you don't look cool if you smoke now!
Now you get cancer risks and premature aging
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Listen, scorpio:

.....give me a sign once you can read that message in that picture, if your taurus mars can look away from the food.
Posted by whatthecrab
Wish my house had a normal rooftop to go on, sit back while exhaling the smoke of a blunt into cold air and enjoy the view.Im envious
Well it's a place that has a lot of emotional memories for me.
It's like this:
*2 floors down in my apartment*
Bf: "Nata we should have a talk"
Nata: "Well, ok. Let's go smoke a cig and take some air?"
Bf: "Cool"
* minutes later after we go on the roof*
Bf: "I think we should br..."
Nata: *pushes him off building*
Ex bf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
....it's a steep incline. You need balance.
Then and ONLY then I light up the blunt. Prior to that is just regular cigs.
But yeah, I love that place.
romance

Why is everyone dissing my cancer venus in this topic calling babies gross?
You heathens.
Posted by HouseCleaning
romance
His father was an assasin so he doesn't qualify for this topic.
Posted by LillyPetal
Her handwriting is amazing!she's a libra. notice how round it is. aries would be very sharp.
she can't be a scorpio too. her writing isn't close together.
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*knocking on their door tomorrow*
"Hey do you have a moment to talk about Astrology?"
*door starts closing, putting one foot in*
"No, listen. I am part of this community and this taurus sun/leo moon dude guessed you for a libra because of your round handwriting"
.....I'll even time her for how much it takes for her to dial the police.
Posted by sadpopcorn
i think my dream woman would just wait at home in lingerie.
I'd assume that's what she did. Maybe they have many rooms so it's from one room to the next. If it was another sign and not Taurus I'd expect the last note to read "Meet me in this hotel room at this hour" or something involving...moving more than through an apartment lol.
But lazy taureans so she's probably waiting for him in the last room.
Posted by HouseCleaning
romance
His father was an assasin so he doesn't qualify for this topic.
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but he played a bartender on cheers
Posted by whatthecrab
Wish my house had a normal rooftop to go on, sit back while exhaling the smoke of a blunt into cold air and enjoy the view.Im envious
Well it's a place that has a lot of emotional memories for me.
It's like this:
*2 floors down in my apartment*
Bf: "Nata we should have a talk"
Nata: "Well, ok. Let's go smoke a cig and take some air?"
Bf: "Cool"* minutes later after we go on the roof*
Bf: "I think we should br..."
Nata: *pushes him off building*Ex bf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
....it's a steep incline. You need balance.
Then and ONLY then I light up the blunt. Prior to that is just regular cigs.
But yeah, I love that place.
I think it's because I liked this book a lot so in a way I am paying tribute? And it's efficient to break up like that so idk what the other virgo chick in this topic is lying about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Kiss_Before_Dying_% 28novel% 29
Lmao I had a similar scenario in mind but it involved muffled gunshots.
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We're too obvious with our Mars lmao.
Posted by sadpopcorn
i think my dream woman would just wait at home in lingerie.I'd assume that's what she did. Maybe they have many rooms so it's from one room to the next. If it was another sign and not Taurus I'd expect the last note to read "Meet me in this hotel room at this hour" or something involving...moving more than through an apartment lol.
But lazy taureans so she's probably waiting for him in the last room.
i don't think filipinas would be up for that. too prudish unless they were hookers.
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It's not like I'm repping my country for no reason lmao.
Posted by dominoes
Who am I kidding, we're the worst!

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Y r u smoking Nata!Because I'm a mutable therefore shady.
So to not remove the shadiness of it all, I learned in capricornmoon's topic smokers are shady so now I have to be a smoker also to maintain the status quo.
You aren't 21 anymore, you don't look cool if you smoke now!
Now you get cancer risks and premature aging
Listen, scorpio:
.....give me a sign once you can read that message in that picture, if your taurus mars can look away from the food.
Gemini Mars, my ascendent is Taurean. Your stalking ways fail you robot!
I'd rather not look like I'm 60 when I'm 40, but if you do, go for it 😄
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Ok, even robots can have system errors.
But it's still a 1st house Mars so it falls in that Taurean sphere. Shut up.
I started smoking super late compared to everyone I know...that's my excuse. But yeah, I will do it on two occasions alone and quit in all other scenarios.
Just don't cock block him!
Posted by UmiSays
What language is the sign in?And ok please explain I need clarification.
example with explanation work unless you want to explain how love=evil agenda that's good for the both of you.aorry I dated a scorpio and that's exactly what it felt like
Romanian. I translated it.
I would love to explain the agenda but I don't take kindly to people comparing me to Scorpios.
jk, it's not that part. But I swore an oath with the other Virgo Women and I can't break it or they'll kill me.
Posted by UmiSays
Interesting can I ever trust one again ?
I suggest you take the 100% risk free path and not trust any of the four mutables. We're shady.
Posted by dominoes
Who am I kidding, we're the worst!
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Posted by Peanutbutter
Excuse me, Virgos are able to be loving without a secret evil agenda!! Wth lolNope.
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Y'all are haters lol.
Ok maybe we want to suck the life out of you men.... Line up I don't care who's soul I take first.
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...is getting lucky tonight.
So I was up on the roof of my apartment building to smoke a cig and while I was walking back to my floor, I went past this door on the 5th floor and I notice a piece of paper pinned to the door (I might just knock on that door with an excuse to find out his girlfriend's sign but....not today):
"Happy birthday my love! Please read every ticket I posted throughout the house!"
Dese lucky venusians..