SirHorns
@SirHorns
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I couldn't have been the only one...
Lol, I don't imagine you getting a lot of responses from us Virgos.
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Posted by themagnetorebornYou all had to get software to upload into your OS, so that you could execute commands such as "Delivering sexual service to your mate/fwb/stranger helping you paying for your medical school degree/etc?
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.
LOL
The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
Posted by SirHornsLol! You've been snarky latelyPosted by themagnetorebornYou all had to get software to upload into your OS, so that you could execute commands such as "Delivering sexual service to your mate/fwb/stranger helping you paying for your medical school degree/etc?
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.click to expand
Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Posted by Vixen2While some might use it for those reasons (and I'm sure there are noteworthy number), the man made it sound like he was literally clueless as to how men/women relationships worked and then used porn as the model of conduct.
Well it's a great tool for those who are afraid to have real emotional relationships with women...
They don't have to express loving feelings, tenderness...
instant gratification in the coldest way possible...
Some men prefer it over the real thing...
So I'm wondering how did every single adult in his life from 5-13 fail to give him some kind of workable model.
Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.click to expand
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Posted by QuantumIn older porn, you could be so bold as to say they might have even enjoyed filming it more/actually got pleasure from doing it.Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.click to expand
Now it's squirting and all kinds of crap and just hearing the work week of an average porn star is depressing. Just imagine having to smash when you have no desire for the person what so ever or getting smashed.
I suppose I should stop talking before kill the dreams of people wanting to become porn stars.
Posted by cheekyfaerieAin't never lied.Posted by SirHornsAnd not just because of the wookie bush, amirite?!Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.click to expand
Personally I've never had a problem with wookie bush.
Posted by ImTheRamThe number of times of find things people get off to unintentionally and die a little inside.
Porn in the internet back then was a test of faith...
*waiting for the picture to completely load...*
1 minute and 20 seconds later
*ohhh...yes!..thank god it wasn't a travesti!! *
😆
(btw no ofense to gay people ^^)
Not orgasmic death, the "THIS CRAP GOT ETCHED INTO MY BRAIN WITH THE FORCE OF AN ICE PICK AND I CAN'T UNSEE IT!"
Then The Pluto in Scorpio child grew titanium balls (or ovaries) and became almost completely immune it to and then had to power to look at the most kinky shit as if you were reading a picture book.
Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.click to expand
Posted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.click to expand
Posted by QuantumLies.Posted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.click to expand
You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth? Madonna too?
I was already downloading porn off the internet when most of the users on here were looking back to watch their unborn brothers and sisters die in a puddle on their parents bed sheets.
Posted by themagnetorebornP Angel is my illegitimate daughter.Posted by QuantumLies.Posted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?click to expand
Posted by QuantumMore lies.Posted by themagnetorebornP Angel is my illegitimate daughter.Posted by QuantumLies.Posted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?click to expand
Now I know not to believe anything you say from this point on.
Posted by themagnetorebornTo be fair I don't even believe have the shit I say.Posted by QuantumMore lies.Posted by themagnetorebornP Angel is my illegitimate daughter.Posted by QuantumLies.Posted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?
Now I know not to believe anything you say from this point on.click to expand
Learning porn was not "real" was like learning there was no santa claus, or worse, that wwf was fake.
easter bunny is real though...
Posted by Vixen2
Well it's a great tool for those who are afraid to have real emotional relationships with women...
They don't have to express loving feelings, tenderness...
instant gratification in the coldest way possible...
Some men prefer it over the real thing...(rejection, inexperience, insecurity issues)
Kind of like women shoving unrealistic sized dildos inside themselves?
Or vibrators?
Or massaging shower heads?
Or spin cycles?
I don't necessarily disagree with your sentiment, but if we're talking cold, instant gratification..........uh, yeah, no one holds the moral ground ---- especially women.
Posted by starloverI was thinking about donating my corpse to that Elon Musk fellow so he can turn me into a cyborg or something.Posted by QuantumChrist, yer catching up with me.....turning 88 this yearPosted by themagnetoreborn85Posted by QuantumWow. So you're like what...in your 60s?Posted by SirHornsEven into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.Posted by QuantumReason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.
And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.
Most people recognized it for what it was.
Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Did you order your coffin yet? Am thinking of going for a cardboard box.....no frills
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@Starlover @Quantum
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
Well I enjoy amature or homemade porn 100 times more then synthetic porn today.
As a small child I first was exposed to synethtic porn because I was the type of kid who got into all his parents stuff. I found lots of porn at my dad's, that includes videos and the magazines that offer more porn. I loved the pictures from the magazine more then the videos for some reason. Also when away from home me and my cousins would sneak into my uncles garage and look at his hidden playboys.
I never really thought that was how it was done though. I think I just knew it was the exact same thing as a fake movie on tv, except It was adults having sex. I knew what masturbating was since o was 7, so I knew what porn was for and never used it as a teacher for sex irl.
As a small child I first was exposed to synethtic porn because I was the type of kid who got into all his parents stuff. I found lots of porn at my dad's, that includes videos and the magazines that offer more porn. I loved the pictures from the magazine more then the videos for some reason. Also when away from home me and my cousins would sneak into my uncles garage and look at his hidden playboys.
I never really thought that was how it was done though. I think I just knew it was the exact same thing as a fake movie on tv, except It was adults having sex. I knew what masturbating was since o was 7, so I knew what porn was for and never used it as a teacher for sex irl.
Posted by SirHornsHonestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast
@Starlover @Quantum
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
Posted by QuantumRabbit's Reef.Posted by SirHornsHonestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast
@Starlover @Quantum
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
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That sounds pretty cool actually! Do it! Just force everyone after your death to call that reef, Rabbit's Reef.
Even in death you own something. Like a true Fixed Sign (that can not let go for nothing)
Posted by QuantumMake sure they just bury me in the ground with no coffin so the worms can eat my corpse, and then the rest can fertilize the soil. Its the least I can do for all the times I used the earth for my own life, and since animals seem to do it maybe they know more about what the earth needs to stay alive then I do.Posted by SirHornsHonestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast
@Starlover @Quantum
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
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Posted by SoulThere's pods they can put you in that sprout a tree from your remains.Posted by QuantumMake sure they just bury me in the ground with no coffin so the worms can eat my corpse, and then the rest can fertilize the soil. Its the least I can do for all the times I used the earth for my own life, and since animals seem to do it maybe they know more about what the earth needs to stay alive then I do.Posted by SirHornsHonestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast
@Starlover @Quantum
Ordering near coffins 90?
Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.
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I think that would be swell.
Maybe when climate change melts Greenland they can plant corpse trees there to reforest it.
Posted by ElleDuMondeRight?Posted by Quantumlol...it would literally take like 30 minutes.
LOL
The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
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And then it MIGHT be uncorrupted. If you were lucky.
Posted by ElleDuMondeThe struggle was real....Posted by Quantumlol...it would literally take like 30 minutes.
LOL
The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
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Posted by OceanBoy88You can but it's likely they're never have sex with you again.
Wait... so your not supposed to stick it in and pee??
And may pop you in the face.
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