That is all have a nice day.
If your ni@@a don't fart in front of you loudly he don't love you
Wow, this is your most insightful post to date!
Posted by Whorpio
Wow, this is your most insightful post to date!
I was reading a thread about Scorpio moons she said that she hated that her man farts loudly.. that's a man that loves her she better quit playing.
Posted by ElectronCowboyPosted by Whorpio
Wow, this is your most insightful post to date!
If I did that, I'm not getting any 🍑, lol!click to expand
your relationship is not strong enough I need you to level up. Are you at least scratching your nuts like a real man in front of her.
Posted by ElectronCowboyPosted by virgokingPosted by ElectronCowboyPosted by Whorpio
Wow, this is your most insightful post to date!
If I did that, I'm not getting any 🍑, lol!
your relationship is not strong enough I need you to level up. Are you at least scratching your nuts like a real man in front of her.
I'm sure scratching my nuts has happened before, but I'm currently not dating. Next time I find a keeper, I'll be sure to destroy her nostrils. 💨click to expand
That's the spirit
I fart in front of everyone. The louder and smellier the more accomplished I feel.
Posted by Hemispheres
I fart in front of everyone. The louder and smellier the more accomplished I feel.
Y tho
Posted by WhorpioPosted by Hemispheres
I fart in front of everyone. The louder and smellier the more accomplished I feel.
Y thoclick to expand
Cuz farts are like children.
Posted by Black-Mamba
Whelp i guess i have to get a man that hates me, cause that's just super gross.
if he hasn't farted around you he secretly hates you.. If he farts on your head he will die for you.
True lurve indeed.
Posted by Hemispheres
I fart in front of everyone. The louder and smellier the more accomplished I feel.
There’s actually a pill you can take now that’s sold over the counter that makes your gas smell like roses.
This one time I farted in front of my Leo buddy and it was so loud he suddenly got scared. All wide eyed and he got out of his chair and ran away from me. I was dying.
Love ain't what it used to be 🙄
I’ll never understand why men find flatulence so funny
Posted by brianafay
I’ll never understand why men find flatulence so funny
I'll never understand why women act like pooping and farting isn't entertaining.
Posted by brianafay
I’ll never understand why men find flatulence so funny
Infantile?
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by brianafay
I’ll never understand why men find flatulence so funny
Infantile?click to expand
Humorous humor is humorous.
Posted by FantaPosted by HemispheresPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by brianafay
I’ll never understand why men find flatulence so funny
Infantile?
Humorous humor is humorous.
I think farts are hilarious. I also accept that I am infantile. lol!click to expand
Me and you would get along quite well.
“Farts in a relationship are a lot like honesty.
Does someone need to know your every single thought?
Nor do they need to smell your every single fart."
👌
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/content/story/love-stinks-often-really-fart-front-partner
Does someone need to know your every single thought?
Nor do they need to smell your every single fart."
👌
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/content/story/love-stinks-often-really-fart-front-partner
Im not much of a farter but when or maybe shall I say if I do it's usually quiet much like I am. I honestly don't think it's humorous either. Someone farts in front of me I'm quick to tell them about it as I'm a hygiene freak. I don't like it when I do it myself. But I understand it's human nature. Just make sure to don't do it in front of me or you'll likely to get embarrass by me.
So I guess this means I don't love my woman since I'm more of a quiet farter🤷
So I guess this means I don't love my woman since I'm more of a quiet farter🤷
What if its not loudly but silent and deadly. A sneak attack, crop dusting.
Is that still love.
Is that still love.
Posted by LadyNeptune
What if its not loudly but silent and deadly. A sneak attack, crop dusting.
Is that still love.
Love at its finest.
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