GemiMay
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Minty vagina and Ghirardelli chocolates
Too old for old spice.
Aries just said next time look for weed infused 😂😂😂🤪
I looked on Google and it said they have essential oils for a "cooling sensation", no wonder your vag is on fire. That's the dumbest shit.
Lmao. Stick to gum in his mouth. Not as intense and still has a pleasant kick 👅
Posted by Electricboogaloo
I looked on Google and it said they have essential oils for a "cooling sensation", no wonder your vag is on fire. That's the dumbest shit.
My daughter said the same. Why TF COMPANY with vaginas have NO idea not to stick mint in there— 🥸
I am saving the wrapper. It had a whole story on a back. About this shit being the best shit for vaginas since…dick! 🤷♀️
Posted by Lostthoughts
Lmao. Stick to gum in his mouth. Not as intense and still has a pleasant kick 👅
As soon as I will understand benefits OF this suggestion - my team will get back to you for patent on your invention. Don’t call us…we won’t call you ☎️ 😂😂😂
Posted by GemiMayPosted by Lostthoughts
Lmao. Stick to gum in his mouth. Not as intense and still has a pleasant kick 👅
As soon as I will understand benefits OF this suggestion - my team will get back to you for patent on your invention. Don’t call us…we won’t call you ☎️ 😂😂😂click to expand
Lmao. Like I said it adds spice and variety in the bedroom. Laughter in the bedroom is beautiful.
Posted by GemiMay
I’ve never used liners in my panties. So I went shopping this morning and I always check reduce shelves. Dog treats can be a steal!
So there were panty liners organic infused with herbs originally $ 5.99 for $ 1.24 so I always fall for this stupid shit so I got it.
I also got Ghirardelli chocolates. Assorted.
Came home. Opened liners pack and placed in my granny panties.
Sorted chocolates and placed them in a little box.
Told Aries that it has Carmel, Mint, Salt and White chocolates. He said he only care for mint and Carmel. I said it’s all yours baby. I’ll have salt.
Bag was so pretty so I didn’t want to throw it out.
So I Placed liners into Ghirardelli bag and stuck them under the sink giggling on my way to the kitchen imagining Ariese’s surprise when he reaches in for his testosterone cream and sees THE BAG ‘WTF chocolates doing in a bathroom, Devushka— (that’s my nick name) 😂😂and I’ll be like why do you think I go to the bathroom?
Went to the kitchen to cook. Giggling…
It’s misty and hot outside and I have oven on and I am feeling some coolness between my legs and I am busy putting food together and it’s becoming kind of itchy and I keep on ignoring it and at some point I am feeling 🔥 IT BURNING so I am running to the bedroom, ripping down my pants then ripping that liner from it and smelling it and Aries goes like…nothing…just staring and I am feeling stupid so I say - its MINT! It burns because it has mint!!! WHO TA fuck puts mint in this shit—
So Aries looking totally confused slowly asking looking extremely disturbed…WHY TA HELL YOU PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR CROTCH?
I said - ITS A LINER!
He said I DONT GIVE A SHIT - ITS STUPID TO PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR PUSSY!!! PERIOD!
FOR LINER OR ANY SHIT! I AM NOT EATING THAT FROM THERE IF THAT WHAT YOU MEANT IT TO BE!
Well…we are still laughing 2 hours past that but I am wondering if when we actually got it in would it still smell like mint and other herbs 🤷♀️
He still haven’t seen bag of ‘chocolates’ under the sink…😂😂😂
Question. WHO TA FUCK puts mint on liners?
Or I am not using it right? 🤔
Must I put it on OUTSIDE of ma panties? 🤷♀️
Vaginas are way too sensitive. Just stick with underwear, really. Discharge is discharge. I tend to just wipe it with a tissue before flushing.
Posted by allrounderPosted by GemiMay
I’ve never used liners in my panties. So I went shopping this morning and I always check reduce shelves. Dog treats can be a steal!
So there were panty liners organic infused with herbs originally $ 5.99 for $ 1.24 so I always fall for this stupid shit so I got it.
I also got Ghirardelli chocolates. Assorted.
Came home. Opened liners pack and placed in my granny panties.
Sorted chocolates and placed them in a little box.
Told Aries that it has Carmel, Mint, Salt and White chocolates. He said he only care for mint and Carmel. I said it’s all yours baby. I’ll have salt.
Bag was so pretty so I didn’t want to throw it out.
So I Placed liners into Ghirardelli bag and stuck them under the sink giggling on my way to the kitchen imagining Ariese’s surprise when he reaches in for his testosterone cream and sees THE BAG ‘WTF chocolates doing in a bathroom, Devushka— (that’s my nick name) 😂😂and I’ll be like why do you think I go to the bathroom?
Went to the kitchen to cook. Giggling…
It’s misty and hot outside and I have oven on and I am feeling some coolness between my legs and I am busy putting food together and it’s becoming kind of itchy and I keep on ignoring it and at some point I am feeling 🔥 IT BURNING so I am running to the bedroom, ripping down my pants then ripping that liner from it and smelling it and Aries goes like…nothing…just staring and I am feeling stupid so I say - its MINT! It burns because it has mint!!! WHO TA fuck puts mint in this shit—
So Aries looking totally confused slowly asking looking extremely disturbed…WHY TA HELL YOU PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR CROTCH?
I said - ITS A LINER!
He said I DONT GIVE A SHIT - ITS STUPID TO PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR PUSSY!!! PERIOD!
FOR LINER OR ANY SHIT! I AM NOT EATING THAT FROM THERE IF THAT WHAT YOU MEANT IT TO BE!
Well…we are still laughing 2 hours past that but I am wondering if when we actually got it in would it still smell like mint and other herbs 🤷♀️
He still haven’t seen bag of ‘chocolates’ under the sink…😂😂😂
Question. WHO TA FUCK puts mint on liners?
Or I am not using it right? 🤔
Must I put it on OUTSIDE of ma panties? 🤷♀️
Vaginas are way too sensitive. Just stick with underwear, really. Discharge is discharge. I tend to just wipe it with a tissue before flushing.click to expand
That’s the funniest part that I had NEVER used it because I don’t have discharges. My cheap ass got it because I love stuff that 75% less than original price! No matter what it is.
I thought so my panties will smell and I can save on lotion or perfume…
My father always said cheap paying more!
Posted by Krabss
omg mint on liners. that could cause you problems. wtf is wrong with ppl. lol
I posted pic on front page. It has the funniest sayings…AND the story…and assurance ITLL BE ALLRIGHT!!! 😂😂😂
Posted by LostthoughtsPosted by GemiMayPosted by Lostthoughts
Lmao. Stick to gum in his mouth. Not as intense and still has a pleasant kick 👅
As soon as I will understand benefits OF this suggestion - my team will get back to you for patent on your invention. Don’t call us…we won’t call you ☎️ 😂😂😂
Lmao. Like I said it adds spice and variety in the bedroom. Laughter in the bedroom is beautiful.click to expand
I love smart funny.
Sticking to the gum in the mouth is NOT smart thus not funny! Try again.
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
You must be MINTED 😆
Posted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣
Posted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣click to expand
You’ve Aldi in the States?
I love their choc too😛
Wounded?
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣
You’ve Aldi in the States?
I love their choc too😛
Wounded?click to expand
Yep! We have a lot of them but they nothing like in Germany. Except carts chained to each other…lol
I’ve been to ALDI in Germany and it’s quality food. Here it’s a good food but it’s kind of weird set up. No shelves for displays. All in stuck up boxes (well…except refrigerated stuff) and all on pallets. My daughter was little when we went and she said it’s store for poor people…😂😂😂
In Germany they had top notch stuff!
Wounded by the mint! You don’t seem very sensitive to my sufferings…😂😂😂
Posted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣
You’ve Aldi in the States?
I love their choc too😛
Wounded?
Yep! We have a lot of them but they nothing like in Germany. Except carts chained to each other…lol
I’ve been to ALDI in Germany and it’s quality food. Here it’s a good food but it’s kind of weird set up. No shelves for displays. All in stuck up boxes (well…except refrigerated stuff) and all on pallets. My daughter was little when we went and she said it’s store for poor people…😂😂😂
In Germany they had top notch stuff!
Wounded by the mint! You don’t seem very sensitive to my sufferings…😂😂😂click to expand
😂
We have shelves here😃. We are posher than you 🤣
Sorry you’re still sore from the mint! Have you tried Aloe Vera gel....very soothing
We have a body wash with mint in it, it’s tingling and especially if you use it down there but the shower rinses it straight away so it’s a good tingle.
A friend of mine while travelling Europe had thrush so knowing that garlic was a natural antibiotic cut some up and put it in 🤣🤣🤣 she was on fire!!!!!!
Raw garlic burns when you eat it and it has the same effect on your tender parts. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheap has a way of biting you in the front bum sometimes 😜
A friend of mine while travelling Europe had thrush so knowing that garlic was a natural antibiotic cut some up and put it in 🤣🤣🤣 she was on fire!!!!!!
Raw garlic burns when you eat it and it has the same effect on your tender parts. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheap has a way of biting you in the front bum sometimes 😜
Posted by sweethearts
We have a body wash with mint in it, it’s tingling and especially if you use it down there but the shower rinses it straight away so it’s a good tingle.
A friend of mine while travelling Europe had thrush so knowing that garlic was a natural antibiotic cut some up and put it in 🤣🤣🤣 she was on fire!!!!!!
Raw garlic burns when you eat it and it has the same effect on your tender parts. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheap has a way of biting you in the front bum sometimes 😜
Holly!!! I didn’t KNOW! But knowingly put garlic in…well…meatballs and sausage might help 🤷♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by GemiMayPosted by sweethearts
We have a body wash with mint in it, it’s tingling and especially if you use it down there but the shower rinses it straight away so it’s a good tingle.
A friend of mine while travelling Europe had thrush so knowing that garlic was a natural antibiotic cut some up and put it in 🤣🤣🤣 she was on fire!!!!!!
Raw garlic burns when you eat it and it has the same effect on your tender parts. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheap has a way of biting you in the front bum sometimes 😜
Holly!!! I didn’t KNOW! But knowingly put garlic in…well…meatballs and sausage might help 🤷♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂click to expand
Haha, your story was a good wake up giggle to kick off my day. Ty
Reminded me of hers, don’t ever go there. She was burning for so long and painfully so, she ran a bath to try and soothe herself 😂 I can just imagine her sitting in 2 inches of cold water trying to relieve 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣
You’ve Aldi in the States?
I love their choc too😛
Wounded?
Yep! We have a lot of them but they nothing like in Germany. Except carts chained to each other…lol
I’ve been to ALDI in Germany and it’s quality food. Here it’s a good food but it’s kind of weird set up. No shelves for displays. All in stuck up boxes (well…except refrigerated stuff) and all on pallets. My daughter was little when we went and she said it’s store for poor people…😂😂😂
In Germany they had top notch stuff!
Wounded by the mint! You don’t seem very sensitive to my sufferings…😂😂😂
😂
We have shelves here😃. We are posher than you 🤣
Sorry you’re still sore from the mint! Have you tried Aloe Vera gel....very soothingclick to expand
Apparently we don’t put European stuff on the shelves…don’t ask. We just don’t. Apparently 🤔
Posted by sweetheartsPosted by GemiMayPosted by sweethearts
We have a body wash with mint in it, it’s tingling and especially if you use it down there but the shower rinses it straight away so it’s a good tingle.
A friend of mine while travelling Europe had thrush so knowing that garlic was a natural antibiotic cut some up and put it in 🤣🤣🤣 she was on fire!!!!!!
Raw garlic burns when you eat it and it has the same effect on your tender parts. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheap has a way of biting you in the front bum sometimes 😜
Holly!!! I didn’t KNOW! But knowingly put garlic in…well…meatballs and sausage might help 🤷♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, your story was a good wake up giggle to kick off my day. Ty
Reminded me of hers, don’t ever go there. She was burning for so long and painfully so, she ran a bath to try and soothe herself 😂 I can just imagine her sitting in 2 inches of cold water trying to relieve 🤣🤣🤣click to expand
Poor stupid thing…almost like that man who dealt with jalapeño peppers 🌶 and went to the bathroom…his wife said the scream was like in horror movies. I didn’t ask how she helped him but something had to give…or take…idk 😂
Posted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayPosted by MyStarsShine
Don’t Ghirardelli chocs cost a fortune?
You must be MINTED 😆
I am not looking at the prices unless it’s on reduce shelf. I had always been like that. If I buy something deeply discounted - I will buy something most expensive right away because I just saved money! And no. All the chocolates are close in price. This was $ 11 per 16oz
I DO love ALDIs chocolates. $ 1.69 a bar with almonds - cheap as shit but good anyway…
I think I gave you more info than you were bargaining for but I am wounded today so…🥵🫣
You’ve Aldi in the States?
I love their choc too😛
Wounded?
Yep! We have a lot of them but they nothing like in Germany. Except carts chained to each other…lol
I’ve been to ALDI in Germany and it’s quality food. Here it’s a good food but it’s kind of weird set up. No shelves for displays. All in stuck up boxes (well…except refrigerated stuff) and all on pallets. My daughter was little when we went and she said it’s store for poor people…😂😂😂
In Germany they had top notch stuff!
Wounded by the mint! You don’t seem very sensitive to my sufferings…😂😂😂
😂
We have shelves here😃. We are posher than you 🤣
Sorry you’re still sore from the mint! Have you tried Aloe Vera gel....very soothing
Apparently we don’t put European stuff on the shelves…don’t ask. We just don’t. Apparently 🤔click to expand
Lol
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So there were panty liners organic infused with herbs originally $ 5.99 for $ 1.24 so I always fall for this stupid shit so I got it.
I also got Ghirardelli chocolates. Assorted.
Came home. Opened liners pack and placed in my granny panties.
Sorted chocolates and placed them in a little box.
Told Aries that it has Carmel, Mint, Salt and White chocolates. He said he only care for mint and Carmel. I said it’s all yours baby. I’ll have salt.
Bag was so pretty so I didn’t want to throw it out.
So I Placed liners into Ghirardelli bag and stuck them under the sink giggling on my way to the kitchen imagining Ariese’s surprise when he reaches in for his testosterone cream and sees THE BAG ‘WTF chocolates doing in a bathroom, Devushka— (that’s my nick name) 😂😂and I’ll be like why do you think I go to the bathroom?
Went to the kitchen to cook. Giggling…
It’s misty and hot outside and I have oven on and I am feeling some coolness between my legs and I am busy putting food together and it’s becoming kind of itchy and I keep on ignoring it and at some point I am feeling 🔥 IT BURNING so I am running to the bedroom, ripping down my pants then ripping that liner from it and smelling it and Aries goes like…nothing…just staring and I am feeling stupid so I say - its MINT! It burns because it has mint!!! WHO TA fuck puts mint in this shit—
So Aries looking totally confused slowly asking looking extremely disturbed…WHY TA HELL YOU PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR CROTCH?
I said - ITS A LINER!
He said I DONT GIVE A SHIT - ITS STUPID TO PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR PUSSY!!! PERIOD!
FOR LINER OR ANY SHIT! I AM NOT EATING THAT FROM THERE IF THAT WHAT YOU MEANT IT TO BE!
Well…we are still laughing 2 hours past that but I am wondering if when we actually got it in would it still smell like mint and other herbs 🤷♀️
He still haven’t seen bag of ‘chocolates’ under the sink…😂😂😂
Question. WHO TA FUCK puts mint on liners?
Or I am not using it right? 🤔
Must I put it on OUTSIDE of ma panties? 🤷♀️