When a guy brags about how good he is...

at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

I have a friend who insists this is true, based on experience.

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

those poor little furry animals.

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

those poor little furry animals.

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lol

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

those poor little furry animals.

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Will you stop making everything about your husband?!

Haha! Yall are making this thread fun!!!

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

That's probably true, but I think it has to do more with the bragging than being able to give good head.

Oh, just realized it's the Powder Room.

*makes discreet exit before the chick flicks start*

I can attest to noticing this trend...

I guess they find beaver meat a good substitute over hearty sausage.

dietary restrictions?

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Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

those poor little furry animals.

Will you stop making everything about your husband?!

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lol yeah yeah whatever.

Posted by cheekyfaerie
One of the biggest guys I was with bragged about it and was complete shit at it. Meanwhile, the smallest guy never bragged and was one of the best at it. Did he hafta learn in order to compensate for his lack of downstairs? Maybe he felt that way, but I don't think so. He was just as confident in his abilities as his larger hung counterpart, but didn't feel the need to advertise it.

That's the point. He was confident and didn't need to brag. The ones who feel the need to brag to pick up a woman....yep, lacking. lol!

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One of the biggest guys I was with bragged about it and was complete shit at it. Meanwhile, the smallest guy never bragged and was one of the best at it. Did he hafta learn in order to compensate for his lack of downstairs? Maybe he felt that way, but I don't think so. He was just as confident in his abilities as his larger hung counterpart, but didn't feel the need to advertise it.

That's the point. He was confident and didn't need to brag. The ones who feel the need to brag to pick up a woman....yep, lacking. lol!

You correlated it to penis size. I'm saying the bragger had the large penis, not the small one. Sure, he could lay pipe, but he was shite at eatin the kitty.

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Oh.... I gotcha.

Either way bragging made up for the other. lol!

If you're good at it, why brag? Let people find out on their own.

Some guys think bringing attention to their "skills" or size helps them pick up women. To me, it's a turn off because it makes me wonder why they need to brag.

You know..I see the connection with bragging and insecurity. But sometimes people take it too far.

Imagine a dude standing naked in front of you with a huge schlong. Then in the next mental picture he is standing clothed and bragging about having a huge schlong.

So..you know he has one for a fact. Does the bragging make it shrink? No.

Bragging = universal for obnoxious people
Schlongs, oral skills = specific for different people.

You can actually brag AND be damn good at it. But society likes the self-effacing types more. Meanwhile, a lot of the people who put themselves down are doing so to get sympathy so they fall under the same insecurity thing. So the self-effacing person is seen more..real than the braggart.

Posted by Rabbit
My wife won't give me compliments on anything I do...she says it gives me a big head and she won't hear the end of it for weeks 😢

Lol!!

Posted by Damnata
You know..I see the connection with bragging and insecurity. But sometimes people take it too far.

Imagine a dude standing naked in front of you with a huge schlong. Then in the next mental picture he is standing clothed and bragging about having a huge schlong.

So..you know he has one for a fact. Does the bragging make it shrink? No.

Bragging = universal for obnoxious people
Schlongs, oral skills = specific for different people.

You can actually brag AND be damn good at it. But society likes the self-effacing types more. Meanwhile, a lot of the people who put themselves down are doing so to get sympathy so they fall under the same insecurity thing. So the self-effacing person is seen more..real than the braggart.

lol it's really a turn off though. bragging if a guy is standing there with a big shlong.

there is not going to be any sex.

well if a couple has been together for ages, and the guy jokes about it, it's cool.

but if a couple has just started dating and they're gonna be going at it for the first time.

it's gross. It's like, what's wrong with this guy— eww. RUN!!!

I don't find it relates to having a small penis but I do find those who do brag about it are not very good at it at all.

Like a cat lapping at a saucer of milk springs to mind...

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by truecap
at eating 'beaver', that means he has a little penis.

True or false?

those poor little furry animals.

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😆

False. Guys can be big or little, and be either good or bad at oral. It's not about their size, so much as how well they pay attention to their partner's cues.

Well, if they have brag usually means somewhere something's not right. But then again they say a man can have sex if his tongue and fingers work. LMAO