Ask a Virgo woman

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by LostinmyMind11 on Thursday, September 13, 2018 and has 49 replies.

How to Understand a Virgo Woman's Behavior

A Virgo woman is often detail-oriented, practical, and values honesty. She may be reserved initially but appreciates genuine communication. Understanding her involves patience and paying attention to her subtle cues and preferences. Building trust takes time, but she is loyal once she feels secure.

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Posted by Damous

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How many people have you killed this year?

With kindness? None

With other various instruments and techniques?

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I don't kiss and tell 😘

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Posted by Damous

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How many people have you killed this year?

With kindness? None

With other various instruments and techniques?

I don't kiss and tell 😘

Now I know it’s above 0

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😉

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Posted by Ellygant

How’s your birthday season been?

Mines been pretty mediocre tbh. Nothing exciting going on...just the same old same old.

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Posted by Ellygant

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How’s your birthday season been?

Mines been pretty mediocre tbh. Nothing exciting going on...just the same old same old.

How dreadful. I’d say let’s remedy it in libra season. But you know Libras don’t like to share attention all the time.

You can take some of the fun during scorpio season! We are normally just fucking or brooding the whole time, so we could use the company to mix it up. 😛

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I'll def take scorp season! Tbh...we should just skip Libra season anyway 😜

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Posted by Black-Mamba

when you suck the knob do you slob all over it like a wet puppy or do you hold your spit to yourself?

Am I deep thoating or just playing with the tip?

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?

I'd steal his wallet and run.

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Posted by TheRabbit

Plz put these in order of importance:

Liquor

Cleaning the bathroom

Spreadsheets

Getting your kitty ate

Puppies

Getting your kitty ate

Puppies

Cleaning the bathroom

Liquor

Spreadsheets

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

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How do you get a Virgo woman to forgive you?

Depends on what you did really...

Spilled flour over the kitchen surfaces.

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Unforgivable....we know you did that shit on "purpose"

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Posted by DefineTruth

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K, I have lots of grievances.

Spill your grievances sir...

I can't, you told me you wouldn't be answering, so I won't bother.

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That was my Leo moon talking...my Virgo sun is at your service...

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Posted by Cyrano_de_Bergerac

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When people tell me to stay away from Virgo women, should I listen?

If a virgo told you that then stay away from that virgo.

Actually, it was a Virgo guy that told me to stay away from Virgo women.

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He's a traitor but probably right lol 😋

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?

I decide to go easier on drugs cuz now I am hallucinating people I never meet in real life.

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Posted by DefineTruth

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Posted by DefineTruth

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K, I have lots of grievances.

Spill your grievances sir...

I can't, you told me you wouldn't be answering, so I won't bother.

That was my Leo moon talking...my Virgo sun is at your service...

Thanks, but I'll catch the next bus.

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We're here for you...

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Posted by TheRabbit

Plz put these in order of importance:

Liquor

Cleaning the bathroom

Spreadsheets

Getting your kitty ate

Puppies

Most to least:

Walruses

Cointreau/Tatratea

Cleaning the bathroom

Children

Spreadsheets

Watching paint dry

Oral

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Posted by TheRabbit

Plz put these in order of importance:

Liquor

Cleaning the bathroom

Spreadsheets

Getting your kitty ate

Puppies

In order of most to least importance:

* Liquor

* Getting my kitty ate

* Puppies

* Cleaning the bathroom

* Spreadsheets

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Posted by -Apis-

If a picture is crooked how bad is your anxiety attack?

Are we using a scale system? Doesn't matter...I will fix it before the anxiety sets in

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Posted by -Apis-

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If a picture is crooked how bad is your anxiety attack?

Are we using a scale system? Doesn't matter...I will fix it before the anxiety sets in

It's too high. 1-10

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About a 1-2. I ain't that worried about a crooked picture.

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Posted by MademoiselleFisk

If you were a lesbian, which female sun sign could you see yourself with and why?

I'd have to say.... Pisces ❤️

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Posted by DefineTruth

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Posted by Commodus

Clearly this thread proves that we're no where near as anal as cancers.

But collectively you DO ❤️ anal. 😉

*not as much

as cancers..

I beg to differ Ms.

You all like to act prim and proper, but y'all DIRTY deep down.

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Posted by HeartofTopazz

Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?

I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.

Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.

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Posted by confuzzledcap

if you disappear (through texting) should we wait for you to come back? or should we check up on you every now and then?

would you text first in the early stages if you're interested?

I would check in.

No, I've been accused multiple times of not texting people first...idk why I don't but most likely I feel like I'm bothering them...so I'd rather wait for them to get ahold of me first. Once I'm more comfortable than I will text first etc.

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?

Cryptically tease him and grab his dick to make him sweat just bc I know I can (:

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Posted by HeartofTopazz

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Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?

I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.

Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.

That makes one of you. Nearly every Virgo woman I know has their walls filled with booboo. It’s like clockwork lol

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Yeah....I'm starting to really believe my sun is broken lol

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My inner hoe comes out around Taurus men bc I know I could just breathe and they’d cum. Makes my Leo Venus feel powerful 🤠

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Posted by Sunsetvirgo

My inner hoe comes out around Taurus men bc I know I could just breathe and they’d cum. Makes my Leo Venus feel powerful 🤠

Where's my Taurus man at? I need to see if my inner hoe comes out too...

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do you have a portable medicine cabinet you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?

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Posted by Arkansassy

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Can I be there for you?

Are you gonna be here for us over and over again?

Depends what my schedule looks like. Right now my Wednesdays are open.

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We'll take it for now but let it be known one day a week ain't gonna cut it. 😉

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Posted by Arkansassy

Ever put your finger in a dude's ass?

Yes 😂😂. He asked for just the rim....I went knuckle deep...the look on his face was priceless. I didn't just like ram it in or anything but I took it too far.

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Posted by Arkansassy

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Ever put your finger in a dude's ass?

Yes 😂😂. He asked for just the rim....I went knuckle deep...the look on his face was priceless. I didn't just like ram it in or anything but I took it too far.

Gotta go deeper than a knuckle to hit the sweet spot. ijs

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I would have but he wasn't game after that lol

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Posted by Metatron

do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?

😂😂😂😂. I have one here at home, at work and a smaller one in my purse.

I don't do the tums though...I have prescription strength Prilosec 😂

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Posted by Arkansassy

Could you/would you tape someone to a chair and shit in their lap while looking deep into their eyes?

No but I would tape them to the chair and do other things.

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

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Are you gonna be my girl?

I'll be anything you want me to be 😜

Is that a promise?

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Posted by DefineTruth

Posted by maiden

Posted by DefineTruth

Posted by Commodus

Clearly this thread proves that we're no where near as anal as cancers.

But collectively you DO ❤️ anal. 😉

*not as much

as cancers..

I beg to differ Ms.

You all like to act prim and proper, but y'all DIRTY deep down.

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How DIRTY are we?

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Posted by HeartofTopazz

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Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?

I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.

Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.

That makes one of you. Nearly every Virgo woman I know has their walls filled with booboo. It’s like clockwork lol

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Damn, you're right! I never even realized this...goes against the "neat-freak" stereotype.

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Posted by Metatron

do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?

No, don't take medications except occasional motrin. I smoke a lot of pot though, that's my pharmacy...

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

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Are you gonna be my girl?

I'll be anything you want me to be 😜

Is that a promise?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes! Another Virgo for my harem.

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Lmao!

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Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Can you get cooties from DXP?

Yes that's why I wear latex gloves also because I like to perform random turn and coughs 😂😜

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Posted by -sierra-

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Posted by Metatron

do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?

No, don't take medications except occasional motrin. I smoke a lot of pot though, that's my pharmacy...

i used to overmedicate a lot

that the color of my bowels turned emerald

like deep ocean, dark green emerald poops

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Uhh, what were you taking? I always joke around about the side effects of most medications- Warning, may cause anal leakage.

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Posted by crazysioux

Burning question for Virgos: what's another word for "thesaurus" ... 😄 😛

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