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Ask a Virgo woman
How to Understand a Virgo Woman's Behavior
A Virgo woman is often detail-oriented, practical, and values honesty. She may be reserved initially but appreciates genuine communication. Understanding her involves patience and paying attention to her subtle cues and preferences. Building trust takes time, but she is loyal once she feels secure.
K, I have lots of grievances.
Spill your grievances sir...
How many people have you killed this year?
With kindness? None
How many people have you killed this year?
With kindness? None
With other various instruments and techniques?
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I don't kiss and tell 😘
How many people have you killed this year?
With kindness? None
With other various instruments and techniques?
I don't kiss and tell 😘
Now I know it’s above 0
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How’s your birthday season been?
Mines been pretty mediocre tbh. Nothing exciting going on...just the same old same old.
How’s your birthday season been?
Mines been pretty mediocre tbh. Nothing exciting going on...just the same old same old.
How dreadful. I’d say let’s remedy it in libra season. But you know Libras don’t like to share attention all the time.
You can take some of the fun during scorpio season! We are normally just fucking or brooding the whole time, so we could use the company to mix it up. 😛
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I'll def take scorp season! Tbh...we should just skip Libra season anyway 😜
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Would you rather clean up or silently judge someone?
Always silently judge someone...
when you suck the knob do you slob all over it like a wet puppy or do you hold your spit to yourself?
Am I deep thoating or just playing with the tip?
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You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?
I'd steal his wallet and run.
i'm tired of all those virgo calling capricorns "daddy"
Easy fix....it's a malfunction and they need a tune up.
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What are the signs a Virgo woman likes you?
When she grabs your dick in public and
https://numerologysign.com/astrology/zodiac/dating/signs-a-virgo-woman-likes-you/
Plz put these in order of importance:
Liquor
Cleaning the bathroom
Spreadsheets
Getting your kitty ate
Puppies
Getting your kitty ate
Puppies
Cleaning the bathroom
Liquor
Spreadsheets
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How do you get a Virgo woman to forgive you?
Depends on what you did really...
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How do you get a Virgo woman to forgive you?
Depends on what you did really...
Spilled flour over the kitchen surfaces.
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Unforgivable....we know you did that shit on "purpose"
K, I have lots of grievances.
Spill your grievances sir...
I can't, you told me you wouldn't be answering, so I won't bother.
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That was my Leo moon talking...my Virgo sun is at your service...
When people tell me to stay away from Virgo women, should I listen?
Yes
When people tell me to stay away from Virgo women, should I listen?
If a virgo told you that then stay away from that virgo.
Actually, it was a Virgo guy that told me to stay away from Virgo women.
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He's a traitor but probably right lol 😋
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You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?
I decide to go easier on drugs cuz now I am hallucinating people I never meet in real life.
K, I have lots of grievances.
Spill your grievances sir...
I can't, you told me you wouldn't be answering, so I won't bother.
That was my Leo moon talking...my Virgo sun is at your service...
Thanks, but I'll catch the next bus.
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We're here for you...
Plz put these in order of importance:
Liquor
Cleaning the bathroom
Spreadsheets
Getting your kitty ate
Puppies
Most to least:
Walruses
Cointreau/Tatratea
Cleaning the bathroom
Children
Spreadsheets
Watching paint dry
Oral
Plz put these in order of importance:
Liquor
Cleaning the bathroom
Spreadsheets
Getting your kitty ate
Puppies
In order of most to least importance:
* Liquor
* Getting my kitty ate
* Puppies
* Cleaning the bathroom
* Spreadsheets
If a picture is crooked how bad is your anxiety attack?
Are we using a scale system? Doesn't matter...I will fix it before the anxiety sets in
If a picture is crooked how bad is your anxiety attack?
Are we using a scale system? Doesn't matter...I will fix it before the anxiety sets in
It's too high. 1-10
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About a 1-2. I ain't that worried about a crooked picture.
If you were a lesbian, which female sun sign could you see yourself with and why?
I'd have to say.... Pisces ❤️
Clearly this thread proves that we're no where near as anal as cancers.
But collectively you DO ❤️ anal. 😉
*not as much
as cancers..
I beg to differ Ms.
You all like to act prim and proper, but y'all DIRTY deep down.
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Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?
I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.
Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.
if you disappear (through texting) should we wait for you to come back? or should we check up on you every now and then?
would you text first in the early stages if you're interested?
I would check in.
No, I've been accused multiple times of not texting people first...idk why I don't but most likely I feel like I'm bothering them...so I'd rather wait for them to get ahold of me first. Once I'm more comfortable than I will text first etc.
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You and a Taurus man are alone in a private room. What happens next?
Cryptically tease him and grab his dick to make him sweat just bc I know I can (:
Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?
I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.
Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.
That makes one of you. Nearly every Virgo woman I know has their walls filled with booboo. It’s like clockwork lol
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Yeah....I'm starting to really believe my sun is broken lol
Why do portuguese call Virgo = Virgin?
Cause we are the "Mother Teresa's" of the zodiac
My inner hoe comes out around Taurus men bc I know I could just breathe and they’d cum. Makes my Leo Venus feel powerful 🤠
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Are you gonna be my girl?
I'll be anything you want me to be 😜
My inner hoe comes out around Taurus men bc I know I could just breathe and they’d cum. Makes my Leo Venus feel powerful 🤠
Where's my Taurus man at? I need to see if my inner hoe comes out too...
do you have a portable medicine cabinet you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?
Can I be there for you?
Are you gonna be here for us over and over again?
Can I be there for you?
Are you gonna be here for us over and over again?
Depends what my schedule looks like. Right now my Wednesdays are open.
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We'll take it for now but let it be known one day a week ain't gonna cut it. 😉
Ever put your finger in a dude's ass?
Yes 😂😂. He asked for just the rim....I went knuckle deep...the look on his face was priceless. I didn't just like ram it in or anything but I took it too far.
Ever put your finger in a dude's ass?
Yes 😂😂. He asked for just the rim....I went knuckle deep...the look on his face was priceless. I didn't just like ram it in or anything but I took it too far.
Gotta go deeper than a knuckle to hit the sweet spot. ijs
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I would have but he wasn't game after that lol
do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?
😂😂😂😂. I have one here at home, at work and a smaller one in my purse.
I don't do the tums though...I have prescription strength Prilosec 😂
Could you/would you tape someone to a chair and shit in their lap while looking deep into their eyes?
No but I would tape them to the chair and do other things.
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Are you gonna be my girl?
I'll be anything you want me to be 😜
Is that a promise?
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
Clearly this thread proves that we're no where near as anal as cancers.
But collectively you DO ❤️ anal. 😉
*not as much
as cancers..
I beg to differ Ms.
You all like to act prim and proper, but y'all DIRTY deep down.
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How DIRTY are we?
Why do you all hang a million things on your walls?
I don't. I've lived in my apt for 5 years and still have nothing on the walls. Most of my stuff is still packed...you never know when you gotta run....so I'm prepared hahaha.
Same in my office....I have nothing personal around so if I get fired or quit...I can just walk and don't have the box of shame to deal with.
That makes one of you. Nearly every Virgo woman I know has their walls filled with booboo. It’s like clockwork lol
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Damn, you're right! I never even realized this...goes against the "neat-freak" stereotype.
do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?
No, don't take medications except occasional motrin. I smoke a lot of pot though, that's my pharmacy...
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Are you gonna be my girl?
I'll be anything you want me to be 😜
Is that a promise?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Yes! Another Virgo for my harem.
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Lmao!
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
No not rea
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Can you get cooties from DXP?
Yes that's why I wear latex gloves also because I like to perform random turn and coughs 😂😜
do you have a portable medicine cabinent you take on trips/vacations that looks like a tackle box? and do you keep a roll of TUMs clenched in your fist, and mostly just squeeze it from time to time like a stress ball?
No, don't take medications except occasional motrin. I smoke a lot of pot though, that's my pharmacy...
i used to overmedicate a lot
that the color of my bowels turned emerald
like deep ocean, dark green emerald poops
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Uhh, what were you taking? I always joke around about the side effects of most medications- Warning, may cause anal leakage.
Burning question for Virgos: what's another word for "thesaurus" ... 😄 😛
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Jk...I won't answer 😜