LIMM
@LostinmyMind11
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Comments: 21068 · Posts: 11040 · Topics: 83
Not So Secret life of LIMM and the Hot Neighbor (Page 2)
You are on page out of 2 | Reverse Order
Posted by _mudra
Your dog was being an excellent wingman
Hahaha...yeah, he kinda was.
Welcome back by the way! Someone was asking about you...I can't remember who but I said you were probably lurking or up to your neck in craft supplies (I pictured your apt filled to the brim) and you've probably been calling out for help this whole time. Us talking about you must have been your beacon and you followed the chatter and were finally able to free yourself. I'm glad you made it out safely 😆🤪
oh whoah! 😅 so that's how introverts flirt huh? damn....
and I thought I was kinda slow (in comparison with my gemini BFF ofc) still rooting for your though, keep us posted.
and I thought I was kinda slow (in comparison with my gemini BFF ofc) still rooting for your though, keep us posted.
Posted by _mudraPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by _mudra
Your dog was being an excellent wingman
Hahaha...yeah, he kinda was.
Welcome back by the way! Someone was asking about you...I can't remember who but I said you were probably lurking or up to your neck in craft supplies (I pictured your apt filled to the brim) and you've probably been calling out for help this whole time. Us talking about you must have been your beacon and you followed the chatter and were finally able to free yourself. I'm glad you made it out safely 😆🤪
That pup knows what he's doing. I'm tellin' ya like lol.
Thank you. So I've been summoned back to the pits of internet butthole... Got some stuff taken care of and yes, been craftin' like a mfer. Enough for a state or the art crafting desk. Hello, 60 year old retired Mudra at the farmer's market! Here I come! 🙈
I like your background pic for this 🤣🤣click to expand
Hahaha...that's awesome tho. If I could do crafts myself...id probably do the same thing.
I'm loving this unfold but damn it's far too slow for my ENFP, Sag sun/moon self. 🙈😂
Spice it up a little, go be awkward AF, that's how you learn about people...or that's what I tell myself when I fuck up and am the weirdo lol.🤷🏻♀️😋
Spice it up a little, go be awkward AF, that's how you learn about people...or that's what I tell myself when I fuck up and am the weirdo lol.🤷🏻♀️😋
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Posted by CuddleBug1288
I'm loving this unfold but damn it's far too slow for my ENFP, Sag sun/moon self. 🙈😂
Spice it up a little, go be awkward AF, that's how you learn about people...or that's what I tell myself when I fuck up and am the weirdo lol.🤷🏻♀️😋
I just let the natural awkwardness unfold but I don't go outta my way for it...I dont think my Leo pride could take it lol.
Its all a process that will probably lead no where hahaha
Posted by Jules-ll
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aqua
well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Jules-ll
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aquaclick to expand
Why are we so awkward though when it comes to flirting? And why do we go from trying to have tongue tied conversations to dropping our knickers without preamble? We know what we want, but man is it tough to convey!
My money is on another virgo...patterns, smoking, non-aggressive. Keep us posted.......
😄
Posted by peachy06
And they say Scorpio are stalkers, uh.
I don't go outta my way...these are all observations when out walking my dog or when outside in general. Well besides getting his last name...that was kinda creepy but necessary.. safety of the neighbor 🤷🏼♀️😝
Posted by peachy06Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by peachy06
And they say Scorpio are stalkers, uh.
I don't go outta my way...these are all observations when out walking my dog or when outside in general. Well besides getting his last name...that was kinda creepy but necessary.. safety of the neighbor 🤷🏼♀️😝
I'm not judging you, just observing 👀click to expand
😆🤪
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
Posted by notreally
well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
It might be more awkward to fuck him...either way I'm stuck next to him for a year at least. Then he will pack up and ship out and on to the next one that rents there lol
Posted by Jules-llPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Jules-ll
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aqua
Why are we so awkward though when it comes to flirting? And why do we go from trying to have tongue tied conversations to dropping our knickers without preamble? We know what we want, but man is it tough to convey!
My money is on another virgo...patterns, smoking, non-aggressive. Keep us posted.......
😄click to expand
Idk...I think maybe it's supposed to be part of our charm? You would think Mercury would give us a boost there and maybe it does for others but definitely does not for me lol. It's frustrating tho for sure.
If he is a virgo...he's not gonna believe that I'm one too 😆.
Posted by Jules-ll
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by notreally
well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
It might be more awkward to fuck him...either way I'm stuck next to him for a year at least. Then he will pack up and ship out and on to the next one that rents there lol
Or he could move in with you 😂click to expand
My place is tiny tiny....it definitely suited for one plus a dog. We'd have to get a new place...I'd still rent my old place tho...just in case 😆
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Jules-ll
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!click to expand
Uh huh, that's okay let them underestimate...
Posted by Jules-llPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by Jules-ll
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!
Uh huh, that's okay let them underestimate...click to expand
Exactly...find out more that way.
Posted by MissKrabs
you are fun and crazy! i hope he will offer you his penis one time lmao ❤️
ps: not one time, if the penis is good then tons of times!
Hahaha...thank you! If he gives good dick...he's in for the ride of his life!! Literally 🤪
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
Posted by maiden
maybe he's lowkey into astrology and into you and so found dxp and saw this thread and turned off his lights to see if you'd write about it 😶
🙃
Then I'm definitely moving 😂
Posted by MissKrabsPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by MissKrabs
you are fun and crazy! i hope he will offer you his penis one time lmao ❤️
ps: not one time, if the penis is good then tons of times!
Hahaha...thank you! If he gives good dick...he's in for the ride of his life!! Literally 🤪
girl, most of my dumb rls lasted cause the dick was too good.click to expand
that dam dick
Posted by LostinmyMind11
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
he's watching you from that dark lonely place he calls home …
Posted by GC10
A. Bake him something. “Oh I just had extras, of this amazing pie..happy whatever.”
B. Dress skimpy when you know you’re going to pass him, and walk slowly.
C. Ask him to help you carry something a little heavy into your apt.
Good Luck 🏡👫🏡
A. I'll probably end up giving him food poisoning 😆.
B. He really doesn't want to see me dressed skimpy 😬 plus it's in the 30s here lol. I'll just flop my titties out at him...that might work 😆
C. I think he asked me one day as I was carrying a 40lb bag of dog food...but not sure cause the traffic was loud. This may be my best bet tho!
Hahaha...thank you ❤️
Posted by notreallyPosted by LostinmyMind11
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
he's watching you from that dark lonely place he calls home …click to expand
That would be super creepy and now he knows I looked thru his kitchen in the back (from the alley not actually up in it lol)
Sadly nothing to report.
He's only been home twice I think last week. So he definitely has to have found someone.
My mom noticed the porch chair upgrades and she got to see him when he came home last night. I was still at work...so when I got home. He was gone. I took my dog at later and he still wasn't home.
That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
He's only been home twice I think last week. So he definitely has to have found someone.
My mom noticed the porch chair upgrades and she got to see him when he came home last night. I was still at work...so when I got home. He was gone. I took my dog at later and he still wasn't home.
That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
Posted by peachy06
9 freaking pages !?
Girl, just make your own show at this point 😂😂😂
😆😆😆
It's all a process. Us Virgos are slllllllow. I can't tap into my leo bits til the Virgoness has done it's part.
Idk...I'm talking out my ass right now lol
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
its always about virgo men—
I love to read manuals well I take a dump.. it relaxes me... That is all
Every man like their alone time that is why man cave is a thing. But I do think base on astrology some men of certain sign like there alone time more than others. I love my alone time and every Virgo I know as well, even the women. So now that we live in
pisces sun men or pisces moon men?
I am dating a Virgo man, He moves very very slow with everything and we are getting to know each other so I’m okay with him taking his time. Im a little confused however because he moves slow with his actions. He said “ I love you” and it confused me
Hey I'm gemini sun Libra moon.. and I have ex his Virgo sun Gemini moon.
We're just done about a week ago.
We are in long distance relationship and also bcs our sign is so different.. it's really hard for me to understand him.
And in beginning of our rel
Okay so I’m not too sure about the moon or suns but I’m a Taurus and my bf is a Virgo.
I just don’t understand how to calm him down when he gets very very angry!
For the last two days he’s been angry and sometimes yelling at me how I should’ve been ho
So .. there is this virgo man, that i met through a mutual friend... he is sweet and gorgeous but i never knew his intentions towards me... but our mutual friend came and told and told me that this guy is verrrry interested in you... but honestly i couldn
Any other Virgos feel at times like they want to give up on life...not like commit suicide but just drop everything and walk away from it all?
I have been with my Virgo man for 10 years. I have looked the other way at other men while in my relationship and I am ashamed for it. I cheated on him by going out with another man on dates, events, movies. I was so lost and couldn’t see the dark path I
what you think about our compatibility with them?
Okay so with the new year I started thinking about the people who I think are a bit toxic in my life. And for some reason, most of them are Leo's. Also, I have a hard time dealing with Sagittarius (my mother included). I'm fine with Aries though, so it's
Sure all women cheat on Capricorn men except for Pisces (gained this knowledge from @Kitten)..
But what about Virgo?
Your precious Virgo man...
They always say Virgos love a fixer-upper. They always say Virgo loves a project. They say Virgo loves a kink
Hey ive got a short story for whoever can help me basically i started speaking to this virgo about october online, we hit it off straight away even doe that was never our intention she told me how she just came out of a bad relationship which she was in f
2 years ago I met this girl (she's a Virgo woman), let's call her A, who changed my life forever (I'm a cancer woman). We became best friends, literally attached at the hip. We were both living at college and I hated my roommate so I slept in her room alm
Hello all,
I'm a Pisces. My question of the day is - when do virgos use terms of endearment?
Of course my question doesn't come out of nowhere, so I give the context here:
I'm an immigrant and I work in a company for few months now. The country I live in
Okay, so basically since changing colleges I went from never getting an F or a D in my life to potentially failing two classes. I am utterly devistated by this and would love some sign specific advice for dealing with this feeling of failure and embarrass
- the main reason I called things off was because I didn't believe I was their future husband and we were like friends.
Otherwise they were great experience to date and overall wonderful.
Then again I haven't had horrible experiences with Virgos in life
I feel this mix up is a bit hard. I have the quiet Virgo tendencies but the need to have the dark unique Scorpio look.
😂😂😂