@LostinmyMind11
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Not So Secret life of LIMM and the Hot Neighbor (Page 2)
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Your dog was being an excellent wingman
Hahaha...yeah, he kinda was.
Welcome back by the way! Someone was asking about you...I can't remember who but I said you were probably lurking or up to your neck in craft supplies (I pictured your apt filled to the brim) and you've probably been calling out for help this whole time. Us talking about you must have been your beacon and you followed the chatter and were finally able to free yourself. I'm glad you made it out safely 😆🤪
oh whoah! 😅 so that's how introverts flirt huh? damn....
and I thought I was kinda slow (in comparison with my gemini BFF ofc) still rooting for your though, keep us posted.
Your dog was being an excellent wingman
Hahaha...yeah, he kinda was.
Welcome back by the way! Someone was asking about you...I can't remember who but I said you were probably lurking or up to your neck in craft supplies (I pictured your apt filled to the brim) and you've probably been calling out for help this whole time. Us talking about you must have been your beacon and you followed the chatter and were finally able to free yourself. I'm glad you made it out safely 😆🤪
That pup knows what he's doing. I'm tellin' ya like lol.
Thank you. So I've been summoned back to the pits of internet butthole... Got some stuff taken care of and yes, been craftin' like a mfer. Enough for a state or the art crafting desk. Hello, 60 year old retired Mudra at the farmer's market! Here I come! 🙈
I like your background pic for this 🤣🤣
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Hahaha...that's awesome tho. If I could do crafts myself...id probably do the same thing.
I'm loving this unfold but damn it's far too slow for my ENFP, Sag sun/moon self. 🙈😂
Spice it up a little, go be awkward AF, that's how you learn about people...or that's what I tell myself when I fuck up and am the weirdo lol.🤷🏻♀️😋
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
I'm loving this unfold but damn it's far too slow for my ENFP, Sag sun/moon self. 🙈😂
Spice it up a little, go be awkward AF, that's how you learn about people...or that's what I tell myself when I fuck up and am the weirdo lol.🤷🏻♀️😋
I just let the natural awkwardness unfold but I don't go outta my way for it...I dont think my Leo pride could take it lol.
Its all a process that will probably lead no where hahaha
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aqua
Regarding theme songs...too much? lol!
hahahaha....not at all!
well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aqua
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Why are we so awkward though when it comes to flirting? And why do we go from trying to have tongue tied conversations to dropping our knickers without preamble? We know what we want, but man is it tough to convey!
My money is on another virgo...patterns, smoking, non-aggressive. Keep us posted.......
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And they say Scorpio are stalkers, uh.
I don't go outta my way...these are all observations when out walking my dog or when outside in general. Well besides getting his last name...that was kinda creepy but necessary.. safety of the neighbor 🤷🏼♀️😝
And they say Scorpio are stalkers, uh.
I don't go outta my way...these are all observations when out walking my dog or when outside in general. Well besides getting his last name...that was kinda creepy but necessary.. safety of the neighbor 🤷🏼♀️😝
I'm not judging you, just observing 👀
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Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
It might be more awkward to fuck him...either way I'm stuck next to him for a year at least. Then he will pack up and ship out and on to the next one that rents there lol
This is the cutest virgo flirting ever, spot on. Go get him LIMM, good luck!
For what it's worth, he doesn't sound like a Sag...
Hahaha...its a bit of fun. I'm not looking for something serious to happen at all.
Yeah...I'm now nixing fire signs all together.
Hes either an earth sign, a Cancer or Pisces or an Aqua
Why are we so awkward though when it comes to flirting? And why do we go from trying to have tongue tied conversations to dropping our knickers without preamble? We know what we want, but man is it tough to convey!
My money is on another virgo...patterns, smoking, non-aggressive. Keep us posted.......
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Idk...I think maybe it's supposed to be part of our charm? You would think Mercury would give us a boost there and maybe it does for others but definitely does not for me lol. It's frustrating tho for sure.
If he is a virgo...he's not gonna believe that I'm one too 😆.
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!
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well you are going to have to fuck him now - so I hope the story ends well otherwise it's going to be awkward living beside him
It might be more awkward to fuck him...either way I'm stuck next to him for a year at least. Then he will pack up and ship out and on to the next one that rents there lol
Or he could move in with you 😂
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My place is tiny tiny....it definitely suited for one plus a dog. We'd have to get a new place...I'd still rent my old place tho...just in case 😆
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!
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Uh huh, that's okay let them underestimate...
Virgos make good detectives, we give scorps a run for their money with digging up info on the down low...
People be sleeping on this about us for sure!
Uh huh, that's okay let them underestimate...
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Exactly...find out more that way.
you are fun and crazy! i hope he will offer you his penis one time lmao ❤️
ps: not one time, if the penis is good then tons of times!
Hahaha...thank you! If he gives good dick...he's in for the ride of his life!! Literally 🤪
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
I am so keeping up with this shit! rooting for you @LostinmyMind11
haha
maybe he's lowkey into astrology and into you and so found dxp and saw this thread and turned off his lights to see if you'd write about it 😶
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Then I'm definitely moving 😂
you are fun and crazy! i hope he will offer you his penis one time lmao ❤️
ps: not one time, if the penis is good then tons of times!
Hahaha...thank you! If he gives good dick...he's in for the ride of his life!! Literally 🤪
girl, most of my dumb rls lasted cause the dick was too good.
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that dam dick
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
he's watching you from that dark lonely place he calls home …
A. Bake him something. “Oh I just had extras, of this amazing pie..happy whatever.”
B. Dress skimpy when you know you’re going to pass him, and walk slowly.
C. Ask him to help you carry something a little heavy into your apt.
Good Luck 🏡👫🏡
A. I'll probably end up giving him food poisoning 😆.
B. He really doesn't want to see me dressed skimpy 😬 plus it's in the 30s here lol. I'll just flop my titties out at him...that might work 😆
C. I think he asked me one day as I was carrying a 40lb bag of dog food...but not sure cause the traffic was loud. This may be my best bet tho!
Hahaha...thank you ❤️
So, I got home later than normal tonight. I noticed there were no lights on at the neighbors. Doesn't seem unusual right? Well...for him it is.
One thing I've noticed every single time...is that he never turns them off since he's moved in (me being me...I'm like my God his electric bill must be ridiculous and screaming in my head turn your fucking lights off!!! Lol). He's been gone before and literally leaves every one of them on (at least the living room and kitchen). Tonight...nothing but darkness. I took my dog out again at 1030 and still no lights, no car etc.
Could he be staying with a friend? Doubtful...what grown man stays at a friend's house unless he's shit faced and on a Tuesday. Nah, looks like he may have found a bedmate and I'm afraid that second porch chair may soon belong to someone else 😔.
I mean...I'm 2 feet away and he could leave all his lights on still...such a shame. 😆
he's watching you from that dark lonely place he calls home …
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That would be super creepy and now he knows I looked thru his kitchen in the back (from the alley not actually up in it lol)
Sadly nothing to report.
He's only been home twice I think last week. So he definitely has to have found someone.
My mom noticed the porch chair upgrades and she got to see him when he came home last night. I was still at work...so when I got home. He was gone. I took my dog at later and he still wasn't home.
That's it. 🤷🏼♀️
9 freaking pages !?
Girl, just make your own show at this point 😂😂😂
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It's all a process. Us Virgos are slllllllow. I can't tap into my leo bits til the Virgoness has done it's part.
Idk...I'm talking out my ass right now lol
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