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Posted by GC10
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Looks like Mr. 🍊 wanted a 🍓 shake 😂

I think Mrs. 🍊 looked hotter though.

I think @1:30 was the funniest part 😁

This video still has me laughing my 🍑 off!! 😂

I feel so silly.

Yep, he was caught slipping bad there...damn strawberry. 🍓
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I know right?! Goddam strawberries...I guess Mrs. 🍊 should have been a 🍑😋😉

Very creative though. The song's got soul too. I didn't even know this was an actual group.
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Posted by Nathan912

Go for it buddy. Virgo and Sagittarius can actually work or at least signs that are not compatible can actually work.

I’m a Virgo and my wife is a Sagittarius! Most of the time people say it's the worst match but we’ve been together for more than a decade. And also I've seen a handful Virgo Man and Gemini Woman couples in real life.


Well thats great to hear. Reassurance is next to deliverance. A bit of a question though. What are some the challenges you've had to overcome as a Virgo man married to a Sagnittarius woman? When I say overcome, I mean things you wouldn't or don't deal with from other women for whatever reason.
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*Sparks up cigarette*

Gather around my children. Its story time.

I had a dream a couple years ago when my life was in total chaos...

I met this asian woman. My memory suggests it was at a library for some reason. She had the whole slut librarian look down pack. Glasses. Long dark hair. Red lipstick painted on these thick luscious lips. B almost C cup breasts. Not alot of ass but who needs ass when you looked like that? You get the gist. Anyway...so I was madly in love with this woman. Well, it felt like love in the dream but sounds like lust in reality. Well, we would have alot of sex. I think the day I met her we had sex at the library. I took her to my mom's house so she could meet the family. They didn't seem to like her too much, but of course I didn't give a fuck. We had sex there too.

One day, we were getting take out from a Chinese restaurant. Not sure if it was back in my hometown or hers. Not sure where she was from. And of course while we waited, we had sex in my car. The same car that I have now. As we walked out of the restaurant, we started kissing. All the way back to my car. As I sat down in the driver seat, she proceeded to hop on top of me. She was bouncing on my dick like a got damn retarded kangaroo. A police car was right across from us. I'm not sure if the vehicle was occupied, but I was trying to shut my door while still trying to enjoy the sex. You know how you both have one leg in the car and the other 2 outside if it slowly forcing her other leg inside the car as I closed the door. So finally, I busted a nut. Inside of her. No condemn. As that ended, I gave her one last kiss as she hopped into the passenger's seat. I went back inside to get the food.

Unfortunately, as I came out of the store, this man wearing gangsta like attire dressed in all black and a red bandanna around his lower face came sneaking up from the side of me. He started bussin at me. He shot at least 3 times maybe 4. BLAH!....BLAH!!...BLAH!!!..BLAH!!!! So, I drops my food and immediately started thinking about my girl in the car. Like Oh shit I have to protect her 🤦🏾‍♂️ So as I ran to the backseat of the driver side, he shot me a least once in my back. I didn't feel it. Probably the adrenaline. I reached underneath the seat and grabbed my glock .45 as fast as I could. I could hear her screaming at the top of her lungs. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! POTHEEEEEEEAAAAD!!!!!!!! My car windows bussing out all over her and shit while she tries to cover her head and duck any strays.

Shit was kind of funny when I woke up 😂 I grabbed the gun, turned around, and started bussin back. BLAH...BLAH....BLAH. I shot 3 times. Missed all 3 times. Then, the next thing you know, I hear Click..Click..Click..Click. I was out of bullets 🤦🏾‍♂️ So, I took the gun and as frustrated as I was I threw it at his face and rushed at him. It actually hit him. Then... everything went blink. When I woke up, I was still dreaming. However I was back at my mom's house, but I didn't have my girl anymore. It was like she disappeared. Or got killed. I think I either got shot up once the guy recovered from my gun hitting his forehead or I passed out from loss of blood. Or both. Either my girl got shot too and didn't make it or she made it, and left me 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

I was so sad when I woke up because unfortunately I didn't get a chance to marry her and get her pregnant. Which really I don't see how she wasn't pregnant already because I done busted like 5 or 6 nuts in her 🤷🏾‍♂️

Nonetheless, Thee end. I actually wrote this dream down word for word action for action in my old phone I had but it died before I could salvage it. I'm guessing it was alot more accurate as far as where we met, what city we were in when shit popped off, etc. etc. I'm thinking it was New York, but the way the shit went down, and the fact that I ended up back at my mom's house...It might have been my hometown.

Shit felt so fucking surreal though...