@Candeh15
16 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Man..can you imagine how freaky things could get after lots of alcohol and all of the sexy dxp ladies still on the dancefloor π(Not virgovixxen though, she probably would be home by then rearranging her CD collection, after she accurately calculated how many tequila shots she could have before getting drunk π)
My venus in leo makes me own the dance floor π and you know what happens when you put a little alcohol in a virgo... OH BOY.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Man..can you imagine how freaky things could get after lots of alcohol and all of the sexy dxp ladies still on the dancefloor π(Not virgovixxen though, she probably would be home by then rearranging her CD collection, after she accurately calculated how many tequila shots she could have before getting drunk π)
How silly would I be to drink tequila in the company of foes. I wouldn't attend in the first place.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
CANDEHHHHHHHH!! Im not sure I could talk to you in that meeting and look you in the eyes at the same time without totally melting π
You're so full of shit.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
CANDEHHHHHHHH!! Im not sure I could talk to you in that meeting and look you in the eyes at the same time without totally melting π
It's okay Shaks. If you do, I'll just mop you up into a bottle or something. We can't have the floor wet now or anything. People could slip.
And all I do is crack jokes. I don't bite. π
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
CANDEHHHHHHHH!! Im not sure I could talk to you in that meeting and look you in the eyes at the same time without totally melting πIt's okay Shaks. If you do, I'll just mop you up into a bottle or something. We can't have the floor wet now or anything. People could slip.
And all I do is crack jokes. I don't bite. π
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Well I do (bite that is). I would kick his ass. I would stick my foot so far up his tookus I swear I'd break a bone.
Posted by 25thDecan
Id meet most anyone. Those that know we should NEVER meet....should know it by now. Me and catguy really should hit the strip club, though. Any women from here would honestly be platonic. With the exception of Mooneyes. I don't trust avatar pics....cuz this one time, in Austin......man....lol
Yeah there are quite few folks that would get a good slap from these soft and precious hands. Ah...in bitch mode today. You and catguy would be such a nasty ass duo I could only imagine. $ 19.95 + shipping & handling "Freaks Gone Wild" dvd's for days.
Posted by 25thDecan
Id meet most anyone. Those that know we should NEVER meet....should know it by now. Me and catguy really should hit the strip club, though. Any women from here would honestly be platonic. With the exception of Mooneyes. I don't trust avatar pics....cuz this one time, in Austin......man....lolYeah there are quite few folks that would get a good slap from these soft and precious hands. Ah...in bitch mode today. You and catguy would be such a nasty ass duo I could only imagine. $ 19.95 + shipping & handling "Freaks Gone Wild" dvd's for days.
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LMFAO!!!
Lube lube everywhere...
@ VV (had to hide the others, since obviously I have not mastered the quote function...sad!) LOL.
Anyway, I just said, M?rci π I'm not really a pushy person in "real life" either. I am sociable, but I do well by myself too; therefore, I don't believe it is necessary to force myself on others π I'm always chillin'and marinatin', that's what I do best!
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Man..can you imagine how freaky things could get after lots of alcohol and all of the sexy dxp ladies still on the dancefloor π(Not virgovixxen though, she probably would be home by then rearranging her CD collection, after she accurately calculated how many tequila shots she could have before getting drunk π)
My venus in leo makes me own the dance floor π and you know what happens when you put a little alcohol in a virgo... OH BOY.
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I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE to dance and will be on the dance floor for HOURS so we could really get it going beautiful Candeh! We could show some of these folks how it's really done...lol. π
Posted by USCTaurusGal
@ VV (had to hide the others, since obviously I have not mastered the quote function...sad!) LOL.
Anyway, I just said, M?rci π I'm not really a pushy person in "real life" either. I am sociable, but I do well by myself too; therefore, I don't believe it is necessary to force myself on others π I'm always chillin'and marinatin', that's what I do best!
And I can tell and that's why I like you. You've got your own hustle and you don't seem to be the type to shove your agenda down someone else's throat. Don't get me wrong, I like the bulls. Ya'll is the shit. Fuck what ya heard. I'm partial to my fellow earth signs but just had a few bad experiences with some of the pushy ones. Won't hold it against all of you though because I know that we virgettes can be the biggest of bitches.
Posted by 25thDecan
Nah...BLU-RAY! Credit cards in skrippers BUTTCHEEKS! AWWWWWLLLLL!
You and Catguy just spells all kind of trouble. I can see the shit now.
Posted by 25thDecan
Id meet most anyone. Those that know we should NEVER meet....should know it by now. Me and catguy really should hit the strip club, though. Any women from here would honestly be platonic. With the exception of Mooneyes. I don't trust avatar pics....cuz this one time, in Austin......man....lolYeah there are quite few folks that would get a good slap from these soft and precious hands. Ah...in bitch mode today. You and catguy would be such a nasty ass duo I could only imagine. $ 19.95 + shipping & handling "Freaks Gone Wild" dvd's for days.
LMFAO!!!
Lube lube everywhere...
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AHAHAHAHA you and that lube. You must look real nice and shiny when it's all said and done. LOL.
Posted by 25thDecan
I don't trust avatar pics....cuz this one time, in Austin......man....lolroflmao!!!!!!!!!!
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Could you imagine? Ha!
Everybody that's on my fav list and admire list.
and shaka just cause he's cool like me.
People I'd like to meet and have a drink with: (off the top of my head, Im sure I forget to mention a lot!)
cajun (even though I know he'll probably spend all of his time checking out the ladies and not talking with me)
Can't quit being a man... π
I would consider it an honor and would LOVE to drink with you Cajun!!! We would have so much fun but we would have to be careful b/c I think I am releasing some kind of Virgo attracting phermones...lol. π
There are quite a few I would like to meet in person actually and I, like LS, have added some as FB friends and would love to add more for the more daring DXPers! πclick to expand
Haha, sounds like fun!
Add meee
http://www.facebook.com/Cajunspirit
Posted by 25thDecan
We're gonna get booooooooouuuunnnnnncccccceeeeeddd!!! Chyeah!Wait...there is this one bullette on here though. And she knows exactly who she is. And since I know she'll read this as well.....man oh man if we met.....whew. I would control the elastic in your thong. And within my presence it WILL come off, willingly and slowly. Furthermore, you would enjoy every INCH of me enjoying EVERY single milimeter of you inside and out. Yeah, I'm dead serious. Whew! I likes her. And mooneyes.... π
Watch out. Dem bull girls can handle you Virgo men.
Oh and I saw that credit card through the buttcheeks stunt in a video. Shame on that 'video hoe' for allowing herself to be degraded so. I think it was one of Luda's. And he's a Virgo. Freaky ass Virgo men.
Everybody that's on my fav list and admire list.
and shaka just cause he's cool like me.
Well that makes for perfect sense.
Posted by 25thDecan
Oh...and id hang with cajun-not because I actually AM of cajun descent but because I want deflower most of countrywomen......lol. and my friend from Trinidad keeps telling me about sous(sp).
Where oh where is Mizz gemtaur when you need her.
Everybody that's on my fav list and admire list.
and shaka just cause he's cool like me.
Well that makes for perfect sense.
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virgos always make perfect sense lol. π
Holy Lord....
Everybody that's on my fav list and admire list.
and shaka just cause he's cool like me.
Well that makes for perfect sense.
virgos always make perfect sense lol. π
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You ain't neva lied. Perhaps that's why people can't stand us sometimes (well I'll speak for myself). Oh well. No one gives a rat's ass this way.
Posted by 25thDecan
Nope...it was Nelly. He's a scorpion. Luda did that IN PERSON at a strip club here in tha H being hilarious after the girl told him too....
Oh well that explains it. No one does freaky like a Scorpio man. Where are they on this site anyway? I'd like to talk to them. *snickers* They're basically non-existent on the scorp board.
Everybody that's on my fav list and admire list.
and shaka just cause he's cool like me.
Well that makes for perfect sense.
virgos always make perfect sense lol. π
You ain't neva lied. Perhaps that's why people can't stand us sometimes (well I'll speak for myself). Oh well. No one gives a rat's ass this way.
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i know people hate that im so blunt and my razor sharp logic gets straight to the point.
NO B.S LOL
Seriously LV, I thought that was one of your good points? What am I missing?
Posted by venusianbull
Seriously LV, I thought that was one of your good points? What am I missing?
that ima super awesome person with a good funny personality but u must know this already lol π
Posted by 25thDecan
Oh...and id hang with cajun-not because I actually AM of cajun descent but because I want deflower most of his countrywomen......lol. and my friend from Trinidad keeps telling me about sous(sp).
Hahaha, that's awfulleh nice of ya!
Sous aye!?
Did he explain to you, just exactly what it is?
π
Posted by 25thDecan
We're gonna get booooooooouuuunnnnnncccccceeeeeddd!!! Chyeah!Wait...there is this one bullette on here though. And she knows exactly who she is. And since I know she'll read this as well.....man oh man if we met.....whew. I would control the elastic in your thong. And within my presence it WILL come off, willingly and slowly. Furthermore, you would enjoy every INCH of me enjoying EVERY single milimeter of you inside and out. Yeah, I'm dead serious. Whew! I likes her. And mooneyes.... π
Watch out. Dem bull girls can handle you Virgo men.
Oh and I saw that credit card through the buttcheeks stunt in a video. Shame on that 'video hoe' for allowing herself to be degraded so. I think it was one of Luda's. And he's a Virgo. Freaky ass Virgo men.
It goes both ways. We're kryptonite to each other. They have the ability to calm us down or make us completely vulnerable. We can enlighten them or break their spirit. Zodiacally speaken they're great though. π especially the one on dxp who tickles my fancy. Funny, when I said I know shed read what I wrote...she did. π
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I don't know if she's carribean but I do like it when she comes in her to keep you in 'your place' lol. Nobody does it like the gem.
What is you saying? That you Virgo men aren't keen on the estrogen filled population of our fellow mercury ruled brethren?
Posted by venusianbull
Seriously LV, I thought that was one of your good points? What am I missing?that ima super awesome person with a good funny personality but u must know this already lol π
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Hahaha. You Virgo men are hilarious.
Posted by 25thDecan
Pretty much. LOL she doesn't keep me in check. If I really did step to her, shed flit and cave....sigh. LOL taurus women don't cave to a man who comes correct...oy, such generalization. LOL
Gem girls are pretty tough mr. 2 & 5. What is you saying? lol. I'm sure gemtaur can get down with the best of 'em.
Generally, Virgos and gems don't connect beyond the psychological front. I need more. The guys are tricksters and just too all over the place for me.
Posted by 25thDecan
Somewhat, after explaining to me how erroneous I was to view Jamaican curry as awesome. LOL
But yeah, from what he described and referred me to on a food channel episode, its like soul food on another level...
lol
They told me what it was when I was small, turned me off completely lol
Posted by 25thDecan
Have yet to meet a gem women that's different. The past three who got deleted followed the route of the libra girls...I am consistent. If you are not, or happen to misrepresent yourself ofte., we will simply not get along. Did I mention this bullette on here who makes me moist? Mmmm...
Oh wait! I think Dy would be cool too! Wouldn't ever care to meet the fish/rat.....
I hear ya. We don't do well with the flighty types but a person is more than just their sun. Give a girl's entire chart a chance before you just write her off. Geez. lol.
Posted by 25thDecan
Entire chart? Na. Id give her personality a chance though. Those three got deleted. They were serious basketcases. Seriously. One started a fight with a coworker...because she thought the woman wanted me...with absolutely ZERO proof or inkling...a woman I'm related to....sad.
Ok, that's fair. What? She was crazy enough to throw down for you and you deleted her? Oh wow. LOL.
Well 2 & 5 I give you props for not being one of those wishy washy Virgo men that all these poor damsels come in here complaining about day in and day out. They really do make you guys sound quite the horror. Especially to a girl who's never dated one. It could be quite the turn-off actually. However, now that I think about it, the majority of these horror stories are coming from the air and fire folks. Gems (guys that is) can be really fickle so I keep my distance. Just never know if you're coming or going with them.
Posted by USCTaurusGal
@ VV (had to hide the others, since obviously I have not mastered the quote function...sad!) LOL.
Anyway, I just said, M?rci π I'm not really a pushy person in "real life" either. I am sociable, but I do well by myself too; therefore, I don't believe it is necessary to force myself on others π I'm always chillin'and marinatin', that's what I do best!And I can tell and that's why I like you. You've got your own hustle and you don't seem to be the type to shove your agenda down someone else's throat. Don't get me wrong, I like the bulls. Ya'll is the shit. Fuck what ya heard. I'm partial to my fellow earth signs but just had a few bad experiences with some of the pushy ones. Won't hold it against all of you though because I know that we virgettes can be the biggest of bitches.
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Yeah some of us can be bossy π I get that! LOL! I have my moments too, but it's the exception, and not the rule.
Seriously though (getting back to OP), there are some people I really do hope I get to meet, and it's not about "love connections" or anything (well, especially since some of them are ladies π ), but I think it would be cool to just chill out and hang!
((((VB, I'm headed to your house to drink Champagne and eat cheese!)))
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Man..can you imagine how freaky things could get after lots of alcohol and all of the sexy dxp ladies still on the dancefloor π(Not virgovixxen though, she probably would be home by then rearranging her CD collection, after she accurately calculated how many tequila shots she could have before getting drunk π)
My venus in leo makes me own the dance floor π and you know what happens when you put a little alcohol in a virgo... OH BOY.
I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE to dance and will be on the dance floor for HOURS so we could really get it going beautiful Candeh! We could show some of these folks how it's really done...lol. π
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Hahaha love it! I just love dancing and I love dancing with friends.
I'd also love to hang out with the bullettes because I know there'd be a never ending flow of decadent food, wine, and snuggles.
^^^^^"I'd also love to hang out with the bullettes because I know there'd be a never ending flow of decadent food, wine, and snuggles."
LOL, so true Candeh, so true!
Posted by USCTaurusGal
^^^^^"I'd also love to hang out with the bullettes because I know there'd be a never ending flow of decadent food, wine, and snuggles."
LOL, so true Candeh, so true!
Yeah. You guys do love good food. The bull girl I worked with was always eating. LOL. When she was eating breakfast she would be thinking about lunch and when eating lunch she would be thinking about dinner. HAHAHA. I always admired her ability to just take in life and lounge (a little too much though...shit, that bitch was something kinda lazy) meanwhile I was always the one with the frayed nerves running around like a chicken with my head cut off. Never used the restroom until it was time to go home and forgot so many times to eat lunch and take my iron pills. lol. Just how we worker bee Virgos do.
Posted by catguy
Would love to meet VV and CLC and LV and Sorti.Oh, shit, me and Decan would be a path of destruction. hahahaha
And with Candeh, oh god, she would be putty in my hands. I wouldn't even have to say anything. lol.
While I don't want to feed that leo ego of yours... *cough*it'strue*cough*
Bring it ON ladies! Door is wide open. π
Posted by catguy
Would love to meet VV and CLC and LV and Sorti.Oh, shit, me and Decan would be a path of destruction. hahahaha
And with Candeh, oh god, she would be putty in my hands. I wouldn't even have to say anything. lol.
You and the ole 2 & 5. Could imagine that Blue-ray.
Posted by catguy
Would love to meet VV and CLC and LV and Sorti.Oh, shit, me and Decan would be a path of destruction. hahahaha
And with Candeh, oh god, she would be putty in my hands. I wouldn't even have to say anything. lol.
You and the ole 2 & 5. Could imagine that Blue-ray.
The ole 2 & 5 -- LOL. I'd let him borrow some of my charisma. Oh, hell, I'll just give it to him all sparkling and gold, there's plenty where that came from. I might even sprinkle a little glitter on LV 'cause that Leo moon is nice but it only gets you to the door, not through the door.
VV, I can tell you're "feeling it" today. You got that spunk. Nice. hahahaha
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WHAT LMAO.
i think you forgot that i had venus in libra the best placement for venus lol.
Posted by catguy
Would love to meet VV and CLC and LV and Sorti.Oh, shit, me and Decan would be a path of destruction. hahahaha
And with Candeh, oh god, she would be putty in my hands. I wouldn't even have to say anything. lol.
You and the ole 2 & 5. Could imagine that Blue-ray.
The ole 2 & 5 -- LOL. I'd let him borrow some of my charisma. Oh, hell, I'll just give it to him all sparkling and gold, there's plenty where that came from. I might even sprinkle a little glitter on LV 'cause that Leo moon is nice but it only gets you to the door, not through the door.
VV, I can tell you're "feeling it" today. You got that spunk. Nice. hahahaha
WHAT LMAO.
i think you forgot that i had venus in libra the best placement for venus lol.
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Don't be mad because you got left out when venus when right over that leo. Lions are just as good as scales. hahaha.
Oh I'll just love to see what the ole 2 & 5 has to say about being given the leonine charisma. lol. Methinks you've got a way with the ladies...
Nah. Not really feeling it today. A bit deflated actually. Just a bit tired. I'm working on something in between talk'n to you folks.
Posted by catguy
LV, what the fuck is Libra? Yes, I love Libra, but come on. hahahaAnd Candeh, don't make me PM you. You never ever put Leo and Libra in the same sentence. God damn, woman.
Oh please stop. Fire and air are a match made in heaven. What is you saying bruh?
Posted by catguy
LV, what the fuck is Libra? Yes, I love Libra, but come on. hahahaAnd Candeh, don't make me PM you. You never ever put Leo and Libra in the same sentence. God damn, woman.
Oh, u mad? They do start with the same letter. Don't tell me you're feeling a little... threatened?
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Oh I'll just love to see what the ole 2 & 5 has to say about being given the leonine charisma. lol. Methinks you've got a way with the ladies...Nah. Not really feeling it today. A bit deflated actually. Just a bit tired. I'm working on something in between talk'n to you folks.
All I have to do is be my sincere self and things come out of my mouth perfectly. It's hilarious. Even when I don't even mean to say the right thing it just happens, and then I see their reaction and I'm secretly thinking "huh, I wasn't even aiming for their heart, but I still hit it." hahaha BTW, this is not a sex conquest thing.
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There goes that classic Leo arrogance again. hahaha.
Posted by catguy
LV, what the fuck is Libra? Yes, I love Libra, but come on. hahahaAnd Candeh, don't make me PM you. You never ever put Leo and Libra in the same sentence. God damn, woman.
Oh, u mad? They do start with the same letter. Don't tell me you're feeling a little... threatened?
Not threatened at all. I just want you to get your mind straight, Delicious Candeh.
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My mind is sharp and straight like an arrow. Humph. You're lucky that if I had to choose between a leo and a libra, I'd probably pick the leo.
Posted by catguy
LV, what the fuck is Libra? Yes, I love Libra, but come on. hahahaAnd Candeh, don't make me PM you. You never ever put Leo and Libra in the same sentence. God damn, woman.
Oh, u mad? They do start with the same letter. Don't tell me you're feeling a little... threatened?
Not threatened at all. I just want you to get your mind straight, Delicious Candeh.
My mind is sharp and straight like an arrow. Humph. You're lucky that if I had to choose between a leo and a libra, I'd probably pick the leo.
You would "probably" pick a Leo? You are so pushin' it tonight.
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Can't put all of my eggs into one basket, so to speak. π
Posted by catguy
LV, what the fuck is Libra? Yes, I love Libra, but come on. hahahaAnd Candeh, don't make me PM you. You never ever put Leo and Libra in the same sentence. God damn, woman.
Oh, u mad? They do start with the same letter. Don't tell me you're feeling a little... threatened?
Not threatened at all. I just want you to get your mind straight, Delicious Candeh.
My mind is sharp and straight like an arrow. Humph. You're lucky that if I had to choose between a leo and a libra, I'd probably pick the leo.
You would "probably" pick a Leo? You are so pushin' it tonight.
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Pompous furry cat you.
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I'm with SPP and LS in annoying Shaka and his brood of manly men.