dirty water cafe

yeah

we never clean the tub

or the espresso machine...



o_O

o_O

have a dirty water coffee

tastes just like dunk's

only with less urine flavor

lol

*splashy splash*

I wish juwana was here to make the foam more oily...

(O_o)


so alone...


😢

I don't get it...I put the open sign out

guess it takes a while for biz to pick up...

*sigh*

AHHH the PHONE! IS someone calling moi??


hello?
no we don't do take out...
I'm sorry-
well you could always come down and place an or-
hello?

well then...

*riiing riiing*


o_O


I'll get it!!!!

*picks up phone*

dirty water?
yes this is she-
no he is not here right now...
*blaablablaablabla*
well you could talk to me-
please-just come over-
the water is great—?
I will GIVE you a coffee for free...
fine.

*click*

whatever...

*riiing riii-schoene picks up phone on first ring even though it makes her look lame and needy*

HI! Dirty WAter cafe!!
Oh-
hold on...

SAAAAAGEEEE

hold on a sec...he should be coming soon-itsdead around here tonight...he was just in the back yard...

is this bonzai?
ooooh FICUS
right...
I forgot...
no no I have not seen him with bonzai...he just never mentioned the breakup...
yeah
I know what you mean...
*examines nails*
yeah...he is the silent type


*sage blows in*

*covers receiver with hand* itsss ficus....*gives sage a look* she wants to talk to you...do you want me to say you are out?

-silence-

whatever...here

*drops phone into bush*

oh hi db!

I don't know what the deal is with sage and bonzai is...too much drama!

anyway,
how is the bread?

just okay—??

*splashes water at bread and then realizes that it makes him soggy*

soggy is not a good look for you...

your phone—


*hides db's cell behind back*

the biz phone—

I think it was...stoLEN o_O

*watches a slice dissolve with blank look on face*

uh

that doesn't look comfortable...

I had a rufffff day

sometimes all you need is alittle dirty water and a raunchy asswater coffee to cheer you up!

know what I mean??

you never HAD a PHONE!!

lol

silly bread...phones are for real...this place is fake...

I DID have a drink!!!

*tries to get out of hottub but slipps and and falls back into water*

damn slime...

sure you are...

sees the beginings of a small crusty crouton growing from face...

keep telling lies...I wanna see it get really long

WHAAA

hah

okay- that don't sound to good...lol

juwana would appreciate!

*repeatedly smashes head against side of hottub*

I have not seen sb for a while 😢

must be finals week +_+


I am so glad that shit is over for me...

is okay...I am going to bed in ten anyway o_O

I might talk to sage again if I get lonely...

he is just not very responsive...

not lately...

IN 10

like 10 min.

I took a melatonin 🙂

work is gonna be crazy tom.

mondays always suck- I need to be ontop of my GAME!!!!!

*picks up monopoly pieces and puts it away in work bag for tom.*

I like to play HAAAAARD!

I plan on staying in the "play zone" tom.

it is the place my crew is at when we are being bad in front of the children

the play zone is a great place to be

you just have to step OUT of the play zone whaen the parents come in...

some of the staff doesn't quite get that...

lol

dxp is my play zone at work too

🙂

okay

?

o_O--_-=😢

*reaches into sage bush and pulls out db's phone*

*pees in the water to ready it for juwana and her sweaty ass when she gets back from work*

*whipes off the elephant dildo so it looks like nobody was using it* $ _ $ and 1_01...naughty naughty...

okay...guess that should do it-

yeah

we never clean the tub

or the espresso machine...

Nasty water and crusty coffee...sounds wonderful Schoenetanz.

$ _ $ and 1_01...naughty naughty...😉

What the —

*sniffs air and looks into crystal abyss of the shining hottub*

DB? What the —

*runs over to DB and shakes him out of his hammock.*

Why do you have to be so anal? We liked it dirty. Oh well, it is kinda pretty when the sun actually shines off of the surface. So sparkley!

Bling stay away from my toys! You know how possesive I am!!! If you want 101 to use a strap-on, let her use her own!

You don't want to know. And I am not even playing along right now!!

+_+ + o_O = 🙂

special!!!!

get yer but in this skanky hottub

NOW!!!

man

I missed juwan too

o_O - #_# = 😢

*fishes around for dildo in the dirty water*

can't see a damn thing...


*feels something slimy next to thigh* o_O

I found it

*slips into hottub beside schoenetanz*

Good Evening Ms. Schoenetanz. This water is quite nice.

I'm glad yer getting used to it 🙂

if you don't get in clean then it doesn't feel like you are doing so much damage...

go three days w/o a shower and then try...

*see something slimy swim by underwater and ignores it.*

I'll try to keep without a shower.

okay...sage

you can come in til dbsb gets here...

*submerses entire sage bush in water*

awwww don't give me that look o_O

itsjust like a lil tropical rainstorm in 115 degree heat...yeah...yer so brittle anywayzz

sb just do not look down. Just look straight forward.

okay good grl 101!

you learn fast

heyyyy *eyes 101 fondling something slimy*

put that down...wait for bling you naughty chica- where ARE your manners?

damnit- -_-

now there is only like 2 inches of water left in here!!!