dirty water cafe

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by schoenetanz on Sunday, May 7, 2006 and has 173 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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I don't get it...I put the open sign out

guess it takes a while for biz to pick up...

*sigh*

AHHH the PHONE! IS someone calling moi??

hello?
no we don't do take out...
I'm sorry-
well you could always come down and place an or-
hello?

well then...

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@schoenetanz
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*riiing riiing*

o_O

I'll get it!!!!

*picks up phone*

dirty water?
yes this is she-
no he is not here right now...
*blaablablaablabla*
well you could talk to me-
please-just come over-
the water is great—?
I will GIVE you a coffee for free...
fine.

*click*

whatever...

*riiing riii-schoene picks up phone on first ring even though it makes her look lame and needy*

HI! Dirty WAter cafe!!
Oh-
hold on...

SAAAAAGEEEE

hold on a sec...he should be coming soon-itsdead around here tonight...he was just in the back yard...

is this bonzai?
ooooh FICUS
right...
I forgot...
no no I have not seen him with bonzai...he just never mentioned the breakup...
yeah
I know what you mean...
*examines nails*
yeah...he is the silent type

*sage blows in*

*covers receiver with hand* itsss ficus....*gives sage a look* she wants to talk to you...do you want me to say you are out?

-silence-

whatever...here

*drops phone into bush*

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@schoenetanz
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soggy is not a good look for you...

your phone—

*hides db's cell behind back*

the biz phone—

I think it was...stoLEN o_O

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@schoenetanz
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I had a rufffff day

sometimes all you need is alittle dirty water and a raunchy asswater coffee to cheer you up!

know what I mean??

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@schoenetanz
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sure you are...

sees the beginings of a small crusty crouton growing from face...

keep telling lies...I wanna see it get really long

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@schoenetanz
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the play zone is a great place to be

you just have to step OUT of the play zone whaen the parents come in...

some of the staff doesn't quite get that...

lol

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@schoenetanz
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*pees in the water to ready it for juwana and her sweaty ass when she gets back from work*

*whipes off the elephant dildo so it looks like nobody was using it* $ _ $ and 1_01...naughty naughty...

okay...guess that should do it-

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@Virgo101
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yeah

we never clean the tub

or the espresso machine...

Nasty water and crusty coffee...sounds wonderful Schoenetanz.

$ _ $ and 1_01...naughty naughty...😉

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@juwanapla
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What the —

*sniffs air and looks into crystal abyss of the shining hottub*

DB? What the —

*runs over to DB and shakes him out of his hammock.*

Why do you have to be so anal? We liked it dirty. Oh well, it is kinda pretty when the sun actually shines off of the surface. So sparkley!

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@juwanapla
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Bling stay away from my toys! You know how possesive I am!!! If you want 101 to use a strap-on, let her use her own!

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@schoenetanz
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*fishes around for dildo in the dirty water*

can't see a damn thing...

*feels something slimy next to thigh* o_O

I found it

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@schoenetanz
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if you don't get in clean then it doesn't feel like you are doing so much damage...

go three days w/o a shower and then try...

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@schoenetanz
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okay...sage

you can come in til dbsb gets here...

*submerses entire sage bush in water*

awwww don't give me that look o_O

itsjust like a lil tropical rainstorm in 115 degree heat...yeah...yer so brittle anywayzz

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@schoenetanz
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okay good grl 101!

you learn fast

heyyyy *eyes 101 fondling something slimy*

put that down...wait for bling you naughty chica- where ARE your manners?

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