dirty water cafe (Page 2)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by schoenetanz on Sunday, May 7, 2006 and has 173 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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*pulls a water logged sage out of water*

awwww yer missing a branch- inthat cute

*sage seems upset by being wet and having his branches go limp in the hot water- only schoene can read the pleading look in his eyes*

okay- you have had enough for today..

*tosses soggy sage into a nearby dumpster*

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@Virgo101
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*tosses soggy sage into a nearby dumpster*"

Why did you do that? We should burn it and sacrifice it to the gods. (laughs evilly)

To place a curse on the DXP overlords for sacking Bling's cafe.

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@Virgo101
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*ignores soggy finger and pulls out a picture of a metallic piece of bread.*

DB you really need to upgrade. Look how happy you could be.

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@schoenetanz
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*sees virgo digging around for her e z bake oven*

woahoho

sounds kinky 101.. 😉

but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...

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@Virgo101
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but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...

but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...

*sad violin music in the background*

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@schoenetanz
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sb is flaking

*touches sb and a scrap of her comes off*

the rest of her flakes are in other threads

we are greedy to want all her flakes here on this thread at one time...

😢

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@schoenetanz
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I know...I am actually jealous of how sparklingly sb can mingle on other threads...

I am more comfy concentrating ALL my attentions on one tangent of drivel at a time...

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@schoenetanz
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well you should be SORRY!!

-_-

^whaaaa?? that is yer BEST sorry face—?

(-_-)

okay that is a lil better...

*rolls eyes*

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@Virgo101
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Sexy Metallic Bread!!!!

I'll put you in the oven and you will get all nice and red.

I'll kiss you on the head

My sexy metallic BREAD.

Poetry by Virgo101

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@schoenetanz
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LMAO

okay

still laughing and looking back at the page

it does really look like a catfish...

*deep distant look*

but then again

an asian guy with a scrappy lil mustache looks...

well, catfish-like

so yeah

good observation! -_-

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@juwanapla
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I'm ok now. I spent some time out at the pool with the kids and flirting with a neighbor that will never have me. 😉

I'm trying to catch up on the thread. I must say, You guys are friggin' nuts. WEIRDOS!!!!! I guess that's why I'm so addicted to talking to you!

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@Virgo101
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You're also obsessed with Scorps

So what if I am? I do not deny it. However, I do not like them in my house. I smash them with a newspaper or my shoe. hehehe

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@schoenetanz
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LMAO!!

WAHAHAAA

-_- just blew my paranoid brains out with that missile

but

I still have an EYE (@_O

is that grey matter on yer dough btw??

I tend to have a very wide post-missile splatter pattern...

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@schoenetanz
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(@_O (with one good eye) *********,,,,*^@ $ % )!#( $ *>..... -_-

damn!

-_-

^unphased

okay...

(@_O

can I have my other eye back

um-the crazy one that is slightly smaller

please??