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*pulls a water logged sage out of water*
awwww yer missing a branch- inthat cute
*sage seems upset by being wet and having his branches go limp in the hot water- only schoene can read the pleading look in his eyes*
okay- you have had enough for today..
*tosses soggy sage into a nearby dumpster*
awwww yer missing a branch- inthat cute
*sage seems upset by being wet and having his branches go limp in the hot water- only schoene can read the pleading look in his eyes*
okay- you have had enough for today..
*tosses soggy sage into a nearby dumpster*

*tosses soggy sage into a nearby dumpster*"
Why did you do that? We should burn it and sacrifice it to the gods. (laughs evilly)
To place a curse on the DXP overlords for sacking Bling's cafe.
Why did you do that? We should burn it and sacrifice it to the gods. (laughs evilly)
To place a curse on the DXP overlords for sacking Bling's cafe.

o_O
I miss star...
I bet she would love this icky water
I miss star...
I bet she would love this icky water

OMG
-_-
your roles are getting soggy!
-_-
your roles are getting soggy!

your roles are getting soggy!
*snickers*
Metallic bread doesn't get soggy.
*snickers*
Metallic bread doesn't get soggy.

*ignores soggy finger and pulls out a picture of a metallic piece of bread.*
DB you really need to upgrade. Look how happy you could be.
DB you really need to upgrade. Look how happy you could be.

1_01 + -_- = HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

-_- I wanted to see what would happen if you two were left alone in the thread together...
o_O
WAHAHAAHAHAAAA
o_O
WAHAHAAHAHAAAA

oh virgo101, what did I do to get your crush on me?
Nothing. I like to chase what I can't have.
Nothing. I like to chase what I can't have.

*sees virgo digging around for her e z bake oven*
woahoho
sounds kinky 101.. 😉
but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...
woahoho
sounds kinky 101.. 😉
but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...

-_-
same as: 🙂
-the evil one
o_O
same as: 🙂
-the evil one
o_O

lol
db- she is OBSESSED with scorps...always chasing us around- just begging to be stung 😉
db- she is OBSESSED with scorps...always chasing us around- just begging to be stung 😉

sorry
correction
-I_-
correction
-I_-

but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...
but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...
*sad violin music in the background*
but I don't know if it can handle all that dough...
*sad violin music in the background*

-i_-

Does it matter? He doesn't like me. *gets teary*

that oven is wayyyy to small for that big hunk o dough mahlady
yer gonna need a GE turky-wide
yer gonna need a GE turky-wide

sb is flaking
*touches sb and a scrap of her comes off*
the rest of her flakes are in other threads
we are greedy to want all her flakes here on this thread at one time...
😢
*touches sb and a scrap of her comes off*
the rest of her flakes are in other threads
we are greedy to want all her flakes here on this thread at one time...
😢

actually db
I can't really think of you as being doughy anymore...
😢
you really ruined it for me
I can't really think of you as being doughy anymore...
😢
you really ruined it for me

I know...I am actually jealous of how sparklingly sb can mingle on other threads...
I am more comfy concentrating ALL my attentions on one tangent of drivel at a time...
I am more comfy concentrating ALL my attentions on one tangent of drivel at a time...

How old are you?
22.5
22.5

And still a dork in all her glory. Pretty too.

well you should be SORRY!!
-_-
^whaaaa?? that is yer BEST sorry face—?
(-_-)
okay that is a lil better...
*rolls eyes*
-_-
^whaaaa?? that is yer BEST sorry face—?
(-_-)
okay that is a lil better...
*rolls eyes*

-_____________-
stop that
it makes you look...well- froggy...
stop that
it makes you look...well- froggy...

"dancing bread"
neither dancing
nor bread!
twalk amongst yahselvs...
neither dancing
nor bread!
twalk amongst yahselvs...

-_,_,_-
^with a scrappy lil asian mustache
^with a scrappy lil asian mustache

*bored in her corner of the tub she pull out comet cleanser and starts to clean.*

i like yer name
esp. the dancing part
TANZendes Brot + shoene TANZ = 🙂 good names!
esp. the dancing part
TANZendes Brot + shoene TANZ = 🙂 good names!

LOOK at what I said
BRED
BRED

LO_OK

#_#

loaks can't spell
o_O
very well
-_-
o_O
very well
-_-

Sexy Metallic Bread!!!!
I'll put you in the oven and you will get all nice and red.
I'll kiss you on the head
My sexy metallic BREAD.
Poetry by Virgo101
I'll put you in the oven and you will get all nice and red.
I'll kiss you on the head
My sexy metallic BREAD.
Poetry by Virgo101

Hey sb! Hey kids. What's up my nutz!

LMAO
okay
still laughing and looking back at the page
it does really look like a catfish...
*deep distant look*
but then again
an asian guy with a scrappy lil mustache looks...
well, catfish-like
so yeah
good observation! -_-
okay
still laughing and looking back at the page
it does really look like a catfish...
*deep distant look*
but then again
an asian guy with a scrappy lil mustache looks...
well, catfish-like
so yeah
good observation! -_-

And infested with deadly bacteria. 90% of which can cause cancer and other such like diseases.

o_O********x_-
o_O*********_-
o_O********x_x****
o_O*********_-
o_O********x_x****

I'm ok now. I spent some time out at the pool with the kids and flirting with a neighbor that will never have me. 😉
I'm trying to catch up on the thread. I must say, You guys are friggin' nuts. WEIRDOS!!!!! I guess that's why I'm so addicted to talking to you!
I'm trying to catch up on the thread. I must say, You guys are friggin' nuts. WEIRDOS!!!!! I guess that's why I'm so addicted to talking to you!

Why are Virgos so obsessed with germs?

*hands flower to DB*
I'm ALWAYS thinking about you.
I'm ALWAYS thinking about you.

Why are Virgos so obsessed with germs?
They kill.
They kill.

You're also obsessed with Scorps and they are not known to sting for shits and giggles!

they are floating in front of you...
Next to my boobies....
Next to my boobies....

You're also obsessed with Scorps
So what if I am? I do not deny it. However, I do not like them in my house. I smash them with a newspaper or my shoe. hehehe
So what if I am? I do not deny it. However, I do not like them in my house. I smash them with a newspaper or my shoe. hehehe

LMAO!!
WAHAHAAA
-_- just blew my paranoid brains out with that missile
but
I still have an EYE (@_O
is that grey matter on yer dough btw??
I tend to have a very wide post-missile splatter pattern...
WAHAHAAA
-_- just blew my paranoid brains out with that missile
but
I still have an EYE (@_O
is that grey matter on yer dough btw??
I tend to have a very wide post-missile splatter pattern...

~~~~O~O~~~~~~
Floating boobies!
Floating boobies!

Pure little capricorn be tainted by the darkness. I know I have.

I'll train you Mr. Bread. *Slashes dirty muddy whip she was using on Bling*

(@_O (with one good eye) *********,,,,*^@ $ % )!#( $ *>..... -_-
damn!
-_-
^unphased
okay...
(@_O
can I have my other eye back
um-the crazy one that is slightly smaller
please??
damn!
-_-
^unphased
okay...
(@_O
can I have my other eye back
um-the crazy one that is slightly smaller
please??
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