Hot tub party (Page 3)

Is that you bumping against my thigh, or is there a fish in the water?

BTW, I left the computer on today when I took a shower and my man saw where the wishkububble found my dildo. He said, "Real nice!! What the hell are you talking about on this stupid thing". LOL!!!

OOpps! It's my kids pool fishy. Sorry!

I'm good. I'm waiting for my guy to bring me my ....

what the hell is that stoli pre-bottled drink? He's taking to long!!

I leave it on all the time so he knows I'm not having an online affair or anything. He knows about my fetish with toys so that's not secret.🙂

Except P. Diddy-Dildo. I'm still hiding him.

You know, the inter-racial thing. 🙂

I think they got rid of the stupid google ads. I haven't seen them for awhile.

Shut up Bling. I've had a few drinks. That makes it ok.

BTW, wanna drink?

I think we were waiting for Bling to reply. At least I was.

He brought me my Smirnoff Ice. That is the drink I was thinking about.

Where is he from again?

There are alot of people from "Old Blity" here.

I agree 🙂

(Stands in the doorway and waits for Bling to return.)

I'm going to finish off my risotto primavera and my Smirnoff Ice. Have a good night DB!

Thanx you to!!!

#_#

Surfing the threads huh? He seems to deafly silent.

Virgo101.....I knew you would be....Hows your insight into the Scorp goodness coming on—

Great Mr. Antibling.

(Bored so she emptys and starts to clean the tub. The thick wall of scum, skin, and other 'stuff' was beginning to stink.)

Message posted by: Virgo101 on 5/6/2006 5:52:52 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.135
(Bored so she emptys and starts to clean the tub. The thick wall of scum, skin, and other 'stuff' was beginning to stink.)

noooooooooooooo

*throws oil-slicked strigil at vir's head*

I - I liked it dirty...

*rushes over, kneels down and hugs the side of the hottub*

don't worry girl- just breathe through it...I know the scrub brush is abrasive on yer tender lining 😢 but we'll getchya scummy n' yummy again in no time!
WOn't we! won't We?? *fat tears begin to roll down cheeks*

WAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We -we had worked so hard to build up that layer!!!! now you go and scrub it off with all the sensitivity of a- of a- a VIRGO!!
How could you how? how- how *chokes on tears* I- I - I just...

*tears stream down until schoene is all cried out- silently wimpering and hicupping through the sniffles as she collapses onto the ground clining to her bacteria infested towel*

at least I still have you...

*gently touches the towel to side of face and breathes in the sweet stench of long-dead skin cells mixed with unclean dildo*

at least..

(puts on gloves and mask and walks over to a collaspsed female scorpio.)

Please Ms. Schoenetanz you will like your tub better clean. The water will even taste fresh.

(Snatches the towel and dildo)

I'll just go put these in the wash. Afterward you can play with them all you like.

(Runs to the wash machine because the bacteria is eating through the gloves.)

Message posted by: Dancing Bread on 5/6/2006 3:14:11 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.204
You know...I think we need to keep schoene away from the hot tub...she's acting like a koalacabras o_O

*takes on the contropostal stance of a classical greek statue, bacteria towel slung over one shoulder- strigel clasped by a relaxed hand rested comfortably on right hip*

EXCUSE ME?

nobody but NOBODY can keep me away from my Prescious!!! *runs tongue along the side of huttub and nuzzles the wood panneling*
Isn't that right baby? yeeas you know you know...*tickles the water*

Message posted by: Virgo101 on 5/6/2006 11:36:49 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.135
(puts on gloves and mask and walks over to a collaspsed female scorpio.)

Please Ms. Schoenetanz you will like your tub better clean. The water will even taste fresh.

(Snatches the towel and dildo)

I'll just go put these in the wash. Afterward you can play with them all you like.

(Runs to the wash machine because the bacteria is eating through the gloves.)

I wouldn't do that if I were you...

*schoene watches with silent fascination as vir101 is consumed by the bacteria that has recently taken a fancy for devouring clean flesh*

I tried to tell her...

if she had BOTHERED to try and build up an immunity like the rest of us maybe she would still be alive now...

(Throws down the items and they crawl back to schoenetanz leaving a trail. She looks herself and jumps into a half dirty hottub.)

😢 101100011000110

Bling, bling. Virgo 101. Are you two humping in our hottub?

Would mind if we were. Not that we are. We were just talking.

Just stay away from the dildos. I am very jealous about my toys. Especially my P. Diddy verdion with optional bling accesory package.

BTW Virgo, arent you the one that said "Screw you bitch" on another thread to me?

Probably, what's it to you? I didn't use 'cookiemonster'.

In that case...

*snatches up all the toys and puts them in her beach bag*

you can't even look at the toys!!!

*shrugs* Sad little scorpian woman. You will probably catch some disease sooner or later.

Better watch yourself, you might end up drowned in the walnut shaped hottub and no one will ever see you again!

You will probably catch some disease sooner or later

From your dirty ass that is in MY hottub!

*reaches for the clorox-cleanup*

Sorry Schoen...

*cracks knuckles* Try and do that, wench.

If you read this post I never entered the water and I tried to clean it. Your hottub I bet you could not even afford it. That is why you wall the streets with your toys.

*grabs Virgo by the hair and bends her head backwards*

What did you call me?

You've been looking for a fight for awhile now. What's your problem? No one to play with on a Saturday afternoon? All the kids in the neighborhood shun the fat girl?

*Reaches in her pocket and pulls out a pack of gum*

Take one. Also, I called you nothing.

Darling I am a size seven. The only fat I know of is the fat lip you will soon have. *Kicks juwanapla's legs*

wench? Oh, in your profession that is the nice word for what you are.

Ugly whore with a bag of toys. 🙂

*avoids the leg kick and swings around to kick virgo in her ass*

*jumps out the way*

Ugly whore with a bag of toys.
Molesting all the girls and boys.

At least people want to talk to me around here. You just keep getting shunned and told you have issues. (which BTW you do).

Go finish watching cartoons Virgo. I need to finish my coffee in peace.

*starts sobbing* You're right...so right...

Come here...

*grabs virgo by the shoulders*

sit down and I'll make you some cocoa.

*between sniffles* You'll probably poison it. No one understands me.

Why do you like to pick on bigger stronger people? You actually have a sense of humor that I can appreciate. Your funny. So why the hostility?

You'll probably poison it.

Not today. I just woke up and I don't want to deal with dead bodies. Besides, that bag of lime is a heavy bitch!