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I don't know why I am so mean...I just am. *Punches wall*
*Eyes cocoa and cookies*
No, thank you. You Scorpios are a bad breed. Excuse my forwardness.
No, thank you. You Scorpios are a bad breed. Excuse my forwardness.
Now look what you did! I just fixed that wall! Go clean yourself up. I think we might have some ice left. We did drink alot of margaritas last night, though.
*checks the freezer*
Nope, Schoen used the last of the ice. How about a bag of frozen broccoli?
*checks the freezer*
Nope, Schoen used the last of the ice. How about a bag of frozen broccoli?
Whatever...(takes bag of broccoli for throbbing hand)
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now why do you say we are a bad breed?
Just because you have been stung once is no excuse to wallow in self pity and take it out on other innocent (yah right) scorps. It just makes you look weak. You must learn to understand us. That is the only way to fight back. Not with naughty words and harsh language.
Just because you have been stung once is no excuse to wallow in self pity and take it out on other innocent (yah right) scorps. It just makes you look weak. You must learn to understand us. That is the only way to fight back. Not with naughty words and harsh language.
I'm still not taking your cookies.
And as for the bag of toys...you'll understand better later in life. Men, can't live with them. Can't kill them. Just cut off the winky and taxidermy it. 😉
*whispers*
Don't tell DB!
*whispers*
Don't tell DB!
FINE!
I mean fine. *resists the urge to shove patrick shaped cookie down virgos throat* In time you will feel comfortable enough to eat my cookies.
I mean fine. *resists the urge to shove patrick shaped cookie down virgos throat* In time you will feel comfortable enough to eat my cookies.
Ah, DB and about 98% of people on this site don't like me. So why would I tell him?
Good Night...
*Leaves the cafe in a hurry*
Good Night...
*Leaves the cafe in a hurry*
*sits back down in hottub and lights a cig*
That Virgo! So young! So f*cked up! So easy to mold. I haven't had one of those in a while. I need to earn her trust and make another Scorpio obedient robot. The world can't have to many of those!
*looks around for Schoen. Flicks ash in hottub*
That Virgo! So young! So f*cked up! So easy to mold. I haven't had one of those in a while. I need to earn her trust and make another Scorpio obedient robot. The world can't have to many of those!
*looks around for Schoen. Flicks ash in hottub*
what's a dalek, Bling?
hey-
*slashy splashy*
*slashy splashy*
can you believe she tried to clean it?
*licks some oily foam from the water's surface*
*licks some oily foam from the water's surface*
Damn straight I did. You all are DISGUSTING.
I need to earn her trust and make another Scorpio obedient robot.
Screw that, whore with a bag of toys.
I need to earn her trust and make another Scorpio obedient robot.
Screw that, whore with a bag of toys.
WOW! I missed some shit last night on the scorp board. Damn job, gets in the way of my net-social life.
*flicks virgo away like she was a bug*
What's up Schoen? Is there any bacon left in this tub? I'm hungry.
*flicks virgo away like she was a bug*
What's up Schoen? Is there any bacon left in this tub? I'm hungry.
Do they make cappucinos, too?
it was nice of you to talk to vir101
she needs to get some self-esteem...I would invite her in here but she can't get past the dead skin cell thing...
it will be hard to win her trust- just don't touch her near that tender burn hole where the last scorp stung her- maybe if we take it slow she will convert to nuthood...
she needs to get some self-esteem...I would invite her in here but she can't get past the dead skin cell thing...
it will be hard to win her trust- just don't touch her near that tender burn hole where the last scorp stung her- maybe if we take it slow she will convert to nuthood...
She's to damned fiesty. I don't think I was that fiesty as a young nut.
Bling, get naked and jump in with us. The water is just ffiiiinneeeee......
*removes a condom stuck on her back*
HEY!!! Who does this belong to?
*removes a condom stuck on her back*
HEY!!! Who does this belong to?
ooh damn-I know what you mean juwan!!
the ONE night that I actually get to bed before 2 - an aries pics a fight with a scorp!!
lol
not that it isn't obvious who would come out on top-
I wish I had been there with you guys so I could provide some ammo against ab's lame commentary...
the ONE night that I actually get to bed before 2 - an aries pics a fight with a scorp!!
lol
not that it isn't obvious who would come out on top-
I wish I had been there with you guys so I could provide some ammo against ab's lame commentary...
*Licks the side of her ear, alcohol heavy on her breath*
Bling's I believe.
Bling's I believe.
How do you lick your own ear like that? Are you a toad, too?
No I was trying to be friendly. 😉
where is db anyway??
he should help us decide what to engrave on ab's dxp tomb stone...
ahh feck it- we will just chuck her body beind the gas station on the side of some abandoned thread in the sag board...nobody will ever find her there!
he should help us decide what to engrave on ab's dxp tomb stone...
ahh feck it- we will just chuck her body beind the gas station on the side of some abandoned thread in the sag board...nobody will ever find her there!
No, cook her and eat it.
Makes me mad. How do you pic a fight with DB? I just don't get it. It's like a ghetto rat fighting with a Dalhi llama. Just does not make sense.
Bling, darling, that look more like branhy-boo.
Bling, that's kind of hot.
*looks through toy bag for terminator dildo then realizes she's sitting in water*
Not a good idea.
*looks through toy bag for terminator dildo then realizes she's sitting in water*
Not a good idea.
I hate you. I hate you. I wish you would just die. Ha, it won't be long with you smoking all those cigarrettes. Why can't you just be nice to me? (Watches everyone roll their eyes.)
I'm waiting for the bed to break. You have an eclectic array of porno Bling. Good for you!
Man whore.
Does anyone have some ridalin for this young one?
Whatever...
I am ready to become a scorpio convert if you let me.
Bling, I think your fat chic pic scared Schoen away.
I can't pull them up. My computer is retarded. Like that little bugger eating Virgo.
*dangles Koalacabras over hot tub.....*
*splashes bacteria infested water on the squealing one*
*splashes bacteria infested water on the squealing one*
who new they could swim so well?
*koalacabras licks oil scum off of juwan's floaty boob*
*koalacabras licks oil scum off of juwan's floaty boob*
Stop it Koalacabra. It's bad enough being turned on by David Hasselhoff right now!
*schoene is hypnotized*
thanks uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
slppffp *sucks drool back into mouth*
anyway...
thanks uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
slppffp *sucks drool back into mouth*
anyway...
LMFAO!!!
Look, he's doing the koalacabra victory dance!
Look, he's doing the koalacabra victory dance!
WAAHHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO!!!
BBLINGGGGGbling BLIZZZZANG!!
LMAO!!!
BBLINGGGGGbling BLIZZZZANG!!
WTF is DB right now? He would apprciate that one.
bling is the mac daddy of finding pics...
lol
you are the MASTAHHH
*make ghetto peace signs with both hands*
mastah BATES!
lol
you are the MASTAHHH
*make ghetto peace signs with both hands*
mastah BATES!
lol
he is prolly sleeping still- that was a long night - poor lil bread is all tuckered out...he maybe trying to go from stuffing form to loaf form before returning to the threads... @_@
he is prolly sleeping still- that was a long night - poor lil bread is all tuckered out...he maybe trying to go from stuffing form to loaf form before returning to the threads... @_@
I like the spongey one.
WAAHAHAHA BLING!!
I see where you are going with that one...canyou pm that to AB??
pretty pleeeaz
I see where you are going with that one...canyou pm that to AB??
pretty pleeeaz
that's just provoking things...
and your point?
and your point?
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