I used to be so happy...

"Damn that would be scary!!!"

you mean HAWWT!

grrrrrrr

centipedes———? what's that——??

sounds realy scary! *goes looking it up in the dictionary*

ah ok... well, at least better than haemorrhoids in your vagina 😉

what's wrong with centipedes in the vagina? don't you think it might feel nice? even a little?

blechhh...you people...

you know what's wierd? I was soooo happy when I came across this pic- I was just melting with warm fuzzy feelings- THEN last night I had a dream that I was infected with worms!! Little white ones- all over my body!!! And it was NOT as sexy feeling as you would think! Hmm. I really have to stop gazing so lovingly and deeply into these kinds of pics before I hit the sack...

Let's let the CyberDorking begin!!

mmm...doubleGeee NUHH UHH!!! No you DI INT!! How dare you pick on my man like that! He aint no cyberdork! He be I.T. an illin it! An dat shit fly yo...bizzzzznatch!

back on the RightuptightCoast?


he does look ill...is off da hook still cool? can i still say that?

don't worry...my crackawhite ghetto speak gets me frequent beatings on the streets...my sister would be so ashamed...

this aint no white town ho...

my crackawhite ghetto speak gets me frequent beatings on the streets


-sounds like a party

prime

whathehell?

I just got froze out of your superior board

ey, krass korrekt mann! brauchsu oder suchsu altaee? (german ghetto slang - ish)

hi, prime 🙂 been too busy for chatting lately 😢 our compamy merged with our main competitors two months ago = chaos!!! you know the deal!

agent sch?ne, yes, i can imagine how centipedes in the vagina could be rather... uhm... exciting 🙂 sorry prime, we're scorps 😛 i'll bring some for next session 😉

mmm-sounds like a blast lizsc- hey, remember when we used praying mantises? THAT was WILD!!!!

oooooh-YEAH! i remember, THAT WAS WILD! 🙂



Praying Mantis

TAXONOMY

Kingdom - Animal
Phylum - Arthropoda
Class - Insecta
Order - Dictyoptera
Family - Mantidae
Genus - Stagomantis
Species - carolina

The praying mantis is a carnivorous insect that takes up a deceptively humble posture when it is searching for food. When at rest, the mantis' front forelegs are held up together in a posture that looks like its praying. These front legs are equipped with rows of sharp spines used to grasp its prey. They wait unmoving and are almost invisible on a leaf or a stem, ready to catch any insect that passes. When potential prey comes close enough, the mantis thrusts its pincher-like forelegs forward to catch it. The prey probably won't escape because the forelegs are so strong and armed with overlapping spines. The mantid bites the neck of its prey to paralyze it and begins to devour it. The mantis almost always starts eating the insect while it's still alive, and almost always starts eating from the insect's neck. This way, the mantis makes sure that the insect's struggle stops quickly. Praying mantises eat insects and other invertebrates such as other mantises, beetles, butterflies, spiders, crickets, grasshoppers, and even spiders. The praying mantises also eat vertebrates such as small tree frogs, lizards, mice and hummingbirds. Praying mantids can resemble flowers and can catch small, unknowing hummingbirds. Praying mantids also eat other nesting birds.


they eat lizards——————————— wow!

LOL!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*bows to aguaa*

if you plug up with a tampon after you insert them- you can enjoy the wriggling sensation for hours- they are usually dead by morning though 😢 so you have to scoop 'em out and start all over with a fresh live batch...

Damn you two turn me on!!!!!!

Wanna meet up at the pet store and really experiment?

Turantulas
pirhanas
gerbils
hermit crabs

The list is endless!!!!!!

Centipede filled vagina


Probably the most famous incarnation of the centipede-filled vagina meme.
An old meme which originated with Erik at Old Man Murray.
The phrase rapidly became the popular subject of image macros and photoshops, many of varying quality.
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1 What to Do if You Find a Nest of Centipedes in Your Vagina
2 Other Places to Find Centipedes
3 There are Centipedes in My Vagina and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them
4 Gallery
5 See Also
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What to Do if You Find a Nest of Centipedes in Your Vagina

Don't panic. Studies show that 1 out of 3 women have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their vaginas.
If you are a man and discover that you not only have a vagina, but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home Blue Peter-esque project:
You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.
Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.
Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.
If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.
Helpful hint: since all centipedes are azn, if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy sauce, or liberally apply sweet-and-sour sauce to the cockroach. Avoid at all costs the temptation to subsistute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your vagina will thank you.
Should you need to enlist the help of others, be sure to state in a loud, clear voice that there are centipedes inside you. This will cause them to ask where, and give you the opportunity to mutter "in mah vagina" semi-coherently like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. That's always funny.
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Other Places to Find Centipedes

According to a less-funny encyclopedia, centipedes can generally be found in tropical climates and in caves of the non-vaginal variety. However, considering that said encyclopedia made the centipede its mascot, they are no better than furries an

Like everything else that comes into or out of your vagina, centipedes entitle you, as a woman, to special treatment. It is therefore your Goddess-given right?nay, verily, your duty?to mention your centipede-filled vagina at all opportunities. You should assume that everyone who disagrees with you, makes fun of you, or fails to buy you things from your wishlist does so because he is prejudiced against you due to your centipede-filled vagina.
The key to making your centipede-filled vagina into an effective bargaining tool is to bring attention to it as loudly as possible. Some suggested options are "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A NEST OF CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A PERSON!" or "YOUR CENTIPEDE-FILLED VAGINA WOULDN'T FIT INTO AN MRI EITHER!"

OMG get that shit in my twat S*T*A*T*!!!!!!!!!