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Random thought #1


Today i walked into the men's room and heard a guy talking on his cell-phone while he was taking a shit....of course i laughed....then i started thinking....how many people do this? do people i know do this when i'm talkin

*sitting outside and staring into the flame of the citronella candle on my porch*


I have had many drinks and yet still I see mosquitoes...why is that?


they love tequila

*makes self a depressuccino and sits down in the big comfy chair in the corner that some old person probably peed in*

I'm making a new Cafe that has nothing to offer.....enjoy :)

Let me know if I need to send someone scarier. Whats the matter with

there



I just needed to get that out



*violent sobbing*

Come closer M&MGem so that you may hear the maggots riggle within the flesh of my rotten heart.



I say this

I got the name from someone...I can't remember who...some woman...

Come on in. :)