The Low Expectations Cafe

I'm making a new Cafe that has nothing to offer.....enjoy 🙂

SWWEEEET

I EVEN have LOW STANDARDS too!

whadddya know—————————————?? 😛 ————————————??

congrats BTW on opening up your first cafe 🙂

but you got alot to learn hon cause

THE SERVICE SUX AROUND HERE

itslike you have no expectations for customers even...

sheesh

I'm sorry......didn't u read the sign outside?

HA!

yeahhhh well I - uh- very ARROGANTLY thought you might make an exception for AHMEEE

here's my waitress......AND YES!! i am banging her....so all tha playas out there, hands off!!!!!!!

itsokay though

I have low standies for gem cafes...always have

o_O)))))))))>>>>_2

dude

that is my sister

she has herpes ya know...

preggers too...but I guess you like that - not having to worry about bcontrol and everything...

Who do u think GAVE HER HERPES? dude u really need to talk to her more...

actually, I try to tune out when she goes on about her herpes infected gash...

sibs *sigh*

dude....you're up late Schoene.......still have the picture up though....FANTASTIC! so what do u think about getting Herpes? does it wierd you out? 😉

me: @_@ up late, yes

you: horny bastard 😉

so what do u think about getting Herpes? does it wierd you out?

BEST pickup line EVER

😉 works everytime!

actually

"you wanna see the cool wart on my foreskin...it looks like Lincoln's head!!!"

comes in as a close second...

(@)_(@)

((((((((((((((o_O))))))))))))))

i'm going to bed....i'll be dreaming of you tonight Schoene......well actually i'll be dreaming of HERPES (my real love) but i'm sure you'll pop in there somewhere 😉

g'night!!!!

I'm not sleeping tonight so I will just be up feeling jealous of my hpv infected sister 😢

Man,,,I keep missing all the fun...my insomnia just has bad timimg! 😢

my STARZ!

it is NEVER too late to stay up and have EN*GROSS*ING online convos about herpes and wart infected genitalia 🙂

yeah, I never did want that herpes...I guess its something like one out of 5 adults have it,,,that is creepy

lets keep this baby going...

W T F !!!

AAHHHAHAHAHAHAA

that pic cracks me up!!!

*bows to the geminizer*

PICTASTIC!

thank you 🙂

"you wanna see the cool wart on my foreskin...it looks like Lincoln's head!!!"

I like that one! The best pick up line used on me was:

"Is your mama retarded?"

Me: "No, why?" *Eyebrows furrowed*

"Cuz baby, you are SPECIAL"

I like your line better Schoe.....

haHA

hey juwanababes!

long time no see...

whatchyoo been up to??

this is fine.....**Gem sips EMO ale**.....ahhh that's the stuff

emo ale HHA!

i found out why they are soo sad....all their music sucks! i would be pissed off too...

emoccinos are WAAAYYYY more soul-filled and they inspire dense poetry...I would suggest you not touch them

i found out why they are soo sad....all their music sucks! i would be pissed off too...

HAAAAAAHAHAA

*looks around nervously for cappysweety*

HAHAHAHAHA....Cappy's cool.....it made me laugh when she said that....

I wonder where special is...she is usually lurking around at this hour

it's funny how I start posting and everybody "suddenly has to go"...

😢

this is badass....i'm finding all kinds of shit....

SB is doing some serious convo on the Aqua board....she'll come around, i can tell she really likes you, me...well....i guess that's open to interpretation....

now

I'm not going to drink a drop of ale 2nite or any other libation!

nope nope

it is the LORD'S day

I must resist the temptation...

*it's funny how I start posting and everybody "suddenly has to go"...

-everyone thinks you're a dxp undercover agent 😢

hHAAA!

looks like you are really getting deep into some serious emo research...you should write a paper or something...describe their eating habits, mating rituals, habitat, life span etc.

paper? i'm going all the way....doing a book!

show that Dr.Phil he's not the only full of shit on this planet....

SB is doing some serious convo on the Aqua board....she'll come around, i can tell she really likes you, me...well....i guess that's open to interpretation....

yeah- special is cool- she was my first real "friend" on here

and YOU- well, we all love our resident GEMtleman 🙂

*not the only full of shit

-not the only ONE full of shit

show that Dr.Phil he's not the only full of shit on this planet...

haHA- yer ON tonight geminizer!!!!

lol

at my state college you can get yer Phd in emology

*at my state college you can get yer Phd in emology

-i heard one Professor just cries and sobs the whole two hours every class session...that's some serious dedication....

actually- you can prolly get that doctorate at my art school...the state college just attracts to many people who are slightly good at math and science...

cries and sobs 101

lol

same professor also teachers "stupid sweaters for guys* (a 100 level course for those beginners who don't know how to dress yet)

hahahahhaha

i heard that's a tough class.....he'll chew you out if you match....and if you shower u can pretty much kiss that class goodbye....

"crying in the fetal position and other ways to attract a mate" is also very popular with the freshmen...especially the emo males

"I want it painted black!"- an art course for the serious emo

hahahahaha....we're talking tooo much shit....its hilarious....

do u work during the summer?