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Random thought #1 Today i walked into the men's room and heard a guy talking on his cell-phone while he was taking a shit....of course i laughed....then i started thinking....how many people do this? do people i know do this when i'm…

*sitting outside and staring into the flame of the citronella candle on my porch* I have had many drinks and yet still I see mosquitoes...why is that? they love…

*makes self a depressuccino and sits down in the big comfy chair in the corner that some old person probably peed…

I'm making a new Cafe that has nothing to offer.....enjoy…

Let me know if I need to send someone scarier. Whats the matter…

there I just needed to get that out *violent…

Come closer M&MGem so that you may hear the maggots riggle within the flesh of my rotten heart. I say…

I got the name from someone...I can't remember who...some woman... Come on in.…