
wagtail
@wagtail
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Posted by clippityclopDefinitely one of the Faves 😄
That dinosaur costume one is sooo funny. The pictures totally make the story 🙂

Posted by wagtailHeheee. I like the part where he was wondering why he was a crayon.Posted by clippityclopDefinitely one of the Faves 😄
That dinosaur costume one is sooo funny. The pictures totally make the story 🙂
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