please help me stop (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by schoenetanz on Monday, August 14, 2006 and has 187 replies.

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if you lick the underside lid of one of the toilets seats at my airport's public restroom...you will DIE...I heard that...somewhere...

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*lol...get a gordita

LOL...a little fat one? sounds good, i'm going to smudge it under the toilet seat cover for that little extra punch...

ok now i'm leaving for real...i don't wany any of you to say anything else remotely clever that's going to force me to respond...i'm really hungry here....

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ARe you getting a PhD?

I was going to...

😢

applied linguistics at BU...lol...A LOT of interesting things have happened since then...I'm amazed I'm alive actually...

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because I could see you being a prof, a very nutty prof.

thanks prime 🙂

that's a super compliment...but I'm determined to excel at nuttiness in whatever I do so long as I live

and that's an oath

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I feel like swearing and eating icecream at the same time

I feel that would be highly enjoyable right now

if I said a bad word but was eating iceream and chewing on th cone and stuff so you couldn't really hear what swear word I was using- would that count?

does the sweetness counteract the negative effect of the swear word? I think it does

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yummy for the tummy....ICE CREAM!

do u think they have any rum & sprite flavored ice cream? just a personal favorite of mine 😉

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do u think they have any rum & sprite flavored ice cream? just a personal favorite of mine

@_@

I actually went out and got some...strawberry

it sounds like "fughh" but that's only if your throat is REALLY well clotted while forming the word

it was, as I had predicted, a very enjoyable experience

smooth, icey kreamies tempered my verbal assaults

joy 😛

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my goodness he was cranky!

GEM->TOO?

did you have a mad cow prion burrito delux last night?

the dementia comes free with the meal 🙂

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which one sounds tastier?

peep bunnies

^uhhhh...okay...well then! I will also require two to three paragraphs explaining why...and a picture!!

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*WOW...you were up early...or errmm late? last night...this morning—

-LOL both, yesterday was kinda strange...although not as strange as today, as i had no idea i had to write a dissertation arguing the merits of the words "peep bunnies"....crap and a pic! i almost missed that one...

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oh and btw...you have to have that paper in by 5'o'clock tnite...as I will have to have all grades in for the peeps 101 course by fri morning at the latest

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*I'm leaving tomorrow morning!!!!

Nice! how u gettin here? flying? the flight isn't too bad...what is it? like 4 or 5 hours? Sonoma sounds fun, i've never been though...if you want the heat, SoCal should be fine when u get here(as its hot right now, but its not ugly extreme hot the way it was about a month ago)...how long will u be on the left coast? sounds like you'll have fun...first time out this way? it is isn't it?

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I'm flying

I just finished packing...I'm not going to check ANY baggage

veeeeery efficient

I'm going to wear the same outfit for a week o_O

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looks like a relaxing place...i need to move out of the big bad city and live a simple life centered around wine...

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*I'm going to wear the same outfit for a week

u serious?

my vintage emo shirt and a pair of homemade jeans with the cuffs sewed rolled up

and some funky socks...and the keds- of course...

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*my vintage emo shirt and a pair of homemade jeans with the cuffs sewed rolled up

and some funky socks...and the keds- of course...

Nice! u should dye your hair black for the finishing touches...

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I have the black ones with the pink dots

the socks are pink with black penguins eating popsicles on them...in a repeating pattern

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hey Scorptastic

what i am i going to do without you for a week? this place won't be the same...i'll actually have to start talking about astrology again...

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Cooolness...go easy on us California people...we mean no harm...

are you trying to say I'm A BITCH?

a cold hearted EASTCOASTBIAATCH— Well...yeah...I am...actually...I'm going to rip your easy going souls into shredds and steal all your pot and nice fruits

otherwise...I'll be gentle 🙂

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hey Scorptastic

what i am i going to do without you for a week? this place won't be the same...i'll actually have to start talking about astrology again...

don't worry- I'm bringing the mac- my friend has wireless so I can keep up with the addiction

as for the road trip...well...I'll just stop by and say hi when I'm in LA...and check my email on your computer and drink your alcohol while I talk to sb on dxp 😛

I've got it all planned out...