The Hymn of Pheonix

coming right up...soon... very soon... as soon, that is, as pheonix tells me all her hobbies and pet peeves. Then, like I promised, I'll write her a ballad. 🙂

Gimme some inspiration!

lol Gwen, that's so cool, you're going to write a hymn for me. lol, I owe you one 😛

I won't be able to think of them all right now, but here's a short little list for ya:

Hobbies include astrology, reading, writing, playing cards, going to the movies, drawing, listening to music, and going to the park (don't even say it, jackbutter! lol).

Pet peeves include people who chew with their mouths open, people who talk with their mouths full, unbrushed teeth, people who talk too much, people whose hygiene sucks, people who don't bathe regularly, people who think they know everything about everything, rudeness of any kind, people who over-philosophize, people who spit on the sidewalk, people who cut me off in traffic, people who come to my job and expect me to be their personal shopper, people who are "neutral" about important issues, people who don't appreciate my loyalty to them, people who gossip, people who like to be wet blankets over everyone else's good time, people who never laugh, people who have a bunch of babies but don't take care of them, people who try to give me different change after I've already rung them up and have their change in my hand ready to give to them, people who think that they are always disenfranchised in some way and use that as an excuse to not succeed in life.

Short enough for you? lol

lol more hobbies, less peeves. I'll see what I can do, this may take a while 🙂

lol, for more hobbies, simply insert the word "smacking" in front of all my pet peeves. 😛

(and you really don't have to write me a hymn. it was a nice idea though. lol)

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this may take a while 🙂

No kidding, huh?