As a Taurus, with a diiiick dat can make anyone say fuucckkk them infinity stones the avengers can have dat shiiit cuz a tauurus diiiick is snaps on snaps on snaps, which also is recorded in biblical studies, like art history, dat the great pyramids was actually built to commemorate the Taurus diiick, scholars was for sure of this fact...however motherfuuuckers landed on the mooon n b sayin shiiit like one small step for mankind like fuuuck dat stupid shiit, a Taurus diiick is leap years ahead of ur moon travelin...anyways not to be off topic, im tryna not to be a hoeeish type of dude anymore, best advice? I cant help dat i slay...
cant stop my kinda hoe-ishhh issues, sucks to b me



Less talking more doin

Posted by AntiSocialPosted by LadyNeptune
Less talking more doin
Lol I aint been here in months talkinclick to expand
And when you are here all you have to say is big talk about your 'prowess'.
Those who can't do, talk...
But I wish you the best with your garden tools mission.

Posted by AntiSocialPosted by LadyNeptune
Less talking more doin
Lol I aint been here in months talkinclick to expand
And when you are here all you have to say is big talk about your 'prowess'.
Those who can't do, talk...
But I wish you the best with your garden tools mission.

Posted by AntiSocialPosted by saggurl88
& females who got tons on memes on their flip phone got the stankiest vajayjayclick to expand
FLIP PHONE??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 1990’s are calling 📞
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by AntiSocialPosted by LadyNeptune
Less talking more doin
Lol I aint been here in months talkin
And when you are here all you have to say is big talk about your 'prowess'.
Those who can't do, talk...
But I wish you the best with your garden tools mission.click to expand
Gtg u talk too much

Kristen is looking for something solid 🧐



Not this guy again, Jebus ....... booooooooooooo hiiiissssssssssss !!! Boooooo this man lol



Must be your birthday soon

Posted by AntiSocialPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by AntiSocialPosted by LadyNeptune
Less talking more doin
Lol I aint been here in months talkin
And when you are here all you have to say is big talk about your 'prowess'.
Those who can't do, talk...
But I wish you the best with your garden tools mission.
Gtg u talk too muchclick to expand

Posted by Reincarnation2Posted by AntiSocial
As a Taurus, with a diiiick dat can make anyone say fuucckkk them infinity stones the avengers can have dat shiiit cuz a tauurus diiiick is snaps on snaps on snaps, which also is recorded in biblical studies, like art history, dat the great pyramids was actually built to commemorate the Taurus diiick, scholars was for sure of this fact...however motherfuuuckers landed on the mooon n b sayin shiiit like one small step for mankind like fuuuck dat stupid shiit, a Taurus diiick is leap years ahead of ur moon travelin...anyways not to be off topic, im tryna not to be a hoeeish type of dude anymore, best advice? I cant help dat i slay...
Lol - famous Taurus man IQ over here.click to expand
you're the guy that had the nervous breakdown about your woman cheating when she had a bruise, right?
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
You can dick me if you want. I have a really tight belly button
Posted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
Sounds efficient as fuuuck, stupid motherfuucker.

Best deterrent is to visualize your dick being covered in crabs/pubic lice
Could work
Lol
Could work
Lol

Posted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
....whilst eating a giant donut?
🥴😂

There must be some truth to this tho cause Taurus men have serious fuckin issues and women still continue to date them

Posted by brianafay
There must be some truth to this tho cause Taurus men have serious fuckin issues and women still continue to date them

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
....whilst eating a giant donut?
🥴😂click to expand
😭😭🤣🤣
Posted by AntiSocialPosted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
Sounds efficient as fuuuck, stupid motherfuucker.click to expand
Message! Lol
Posted by AntiSocial
As a Taurus, with a diiiick dat can make anyone say fuucckkk them infinity stones the avengers can have dat shiiit cuz a tauurus diiiick is snaps on snaps on snaps, which also is recorded in biblical studies, like art history, dat the great pyramids was actually built to commemorate the Taurus diiick, scholars was for sure of this fact...however motherfuuuckers landed on the mooon n b sayin shiiit like one small step for mankind like fuuuck dat stupid shiit, a Taurus diiick is leap years ahead of ur moon travelin...anyways not to be off topic, im tryna not to be a hoeeish type of dude anymore, best advice? I cant help dat i slay...
What's your birth date?

Posted by OnigenZPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
....whilst eating a giant donut?
🥴😂
😭😭🤣🤣click to expand
😛

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by OnigenZPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by OnigenZ
Not what I heard from my many disappointed friends. They said their bulls had erectile issues. Had to masturbate for a while to get hard just to stick it in when they were ready to finish. Sex with the bulls sounds very waste of time ish. Plus a lot of them are overweight. Who tf wants to be crushed by some idiot with a limp dick? Lmaooooo
....whilst eating a giant donut?
🥴😂
😭😭🤣🤣
😛
https://i.postimg.cc/FscSrrmH/9-AEFD57-E-9420-467-D-B4-CE-F257-D3-CF2-FB7.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand
Well damn...😮🙃
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