What idiot said Leos can't hold grudges or do people harm?

I swear, someone needs to smack modern astrologers in the head repeatedly till they get it right.

Aries will punch you in the face.

Scorpios will just vent, cry, and make threats they don't really deliver on.

Leos will screw you over in a massive way and get away with it scotch clean.

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I swear, someone needs to smack modern astrologers in the head repeatedly till they get it right.

Aries will punch you in the face.

Scorpios will just vent, cry, and make threats they don't really deliver on.

Leos will screw you over in a massive way and get away with it scotch clean.

I’m not sure about the Leo bit. They’re too concerned with their image. Sure maybe if they have an Aries Mars or some Gemini/Scorp placements. But in my experience, Leos seem too busy trying to cover up they’re assholes and pretend like they’re great people (not to imply no Leo can be), too be bothered planning a way to take someone down. Too messy. They rather paint you like you’re “insane” and they’re the innocent victim, than be caught being catty.

I think Geminis—Capricorns (who just hold grudges and find ways to enact them LONNNNNNG down the line) and Scorpios are the types to be master manipulators and take you down. I’ll throw Libras in there too, but it’s more so strategy, if they think it benefits them somehow.

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I swear, someone needs to smack modern astrologers in the head repeatedly till they get it right.

Aries will punch you in the face.

Scorpios will just vent, cry, and make threats they don't really deliver on.

Leos will screw you over in a massive way and get away with it scotch clean.

I’m not sure about the Leo bit. They’re too concerned with their image. Sure maybe if they have an Aries Mars or some Gemini/Scorp placements. But in my experience, Leos seem too busy trying to cover up they’re assholes and pretend like they’re great people (not to imply no Leo can be), too be bothered planning a way to take someone down. Too messy. They rather paint you like you’re “insane” and they’re the innocent victim, than be caught being catty.

I think Geminis—Capricorns (who just hold grudges and find ways to enact them LONNNNNNG down the line) and Scorpios are the types to be master manipulators and take you down. I’ll throw Libras in there too, but it’s more so strategy, if they think it benefits them somehow.

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Scorpios are all bark no bite type of people.

Leos are usually like you describe until they are pissed off enough. Then I feel like they cover their bases and then go hard for the kill. It is why I notice Scorpios and other more martian signs get fearful around them quite often.

I feel like Leos take their time and then size you up over that time, they go for the kill when you are weak. So they will be buddy buddy if you are powerful even if you are being mean to them but when you are weak and on the downfall, they have enough ducks in a row to keep on hitting.

Scorpios are too emotionally volatile and Aries are too direct.

lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

One Aries girl tried to knock me down, I kept her down, and then she fell in love with me.

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I swear, someone needs to smack modern astrologers in the head repeatedly till they get it right.

Aries will punch you in the face.

Scorpios will just vent, cry, and make threats they don't really deliver on.

Leos will screw you over in a massive way and get away with it scotch clean.

I’m not sure about the Leo bit. They’re too concerned with their image. Sure maybe if they have an Aries Mars or some Gemini/Scorp placements. But in my experience, Leos seem too busy trying to cover up they’re assholes and pretend like they’re great people (not to imply no Leo can be), too be bothered planning a way to take someone down. Too messy. They rather paint you like you’re “insane” and they’re the innocent victim, than be caught being catty.

I think Geminis—Capricorns (who just hold grudges and find ways to enact them LONNNNNNG down the line) and Scorpios are the types to be master manipulators and take you down. I’ll throw Libras in there too, but it’s more so strategy, if they think it benefits them somehow.

Scorpios are all bark no bite type of people.

Leos are usually like you describe until they are pissed off enough. Then I feel like they cover their bases and then go hard for the kill. It is why I notice Scorpios and other more martian signs get fearful around them quite often.

I feel like Leos take their time and then size you up over that time, they go for the kill when you are weak. So they will be buddy buddy if you are powerful even if you are being mean to them but when you are weak and on the downfall, they have enough ducks in a row to keep on hitting.

Scorpios are too emotionally volatile and Aries are too direct.

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Aries and Scorpios react perfectly when confronted. Big brownie points to most Caps. All the other signs respond to confrontation with their own tailor-made provoking gestures in an attempt to make you feel as inferior as you clearly made them feel for the sheer fact that you 'called them out.'

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

Scorpios don't dance on command; they can see through someone with their psychological skills in a split second.

Can you do Pisces next? I'd like to read about my many defects in as colorful language as possible. K thanks

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

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Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

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Why? What’s the point? It’s not like any of us know them. I’ll never get why people troll—it is by far the dumbest, unaccomplished way to get attention.

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

Why? What’s the point? It’s not like any of us know them. I’ll never get why people troll—it is by far the dumbest, unaccomplished way to get attention.

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Lots of minor reasons like chronic boredom, they get their giggles out of tricking people.

Main one being they're uncomfortable in their own skin, so they portray a completely different person online because they can get away with it for the most part.

Like the freak show DXP had turned into for years when you had those nauseating Leo mooners trying to portray themselves as uber-flash and living like kings - ironically at the same time they'd harass and bully other people whose personal lives were legitimately on the rise.



Which means they weren't really living like kings, and seeing other people becoming legitimately happy reminded them of everything missing from their own lives.

And then you have the other ones...the astrology-obsessed ones who hate their chart, so they try to come across as other signs. Sometimes these two main types overlap. And that's when it gets TRULY tragic.

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

Why? What’s the point? It’s not like any of us know them. I’ll never get why people troll—it is by far the dumbest, unaccomplished way to get attention.

Lots of minor reasons like chronic boredom, they get their giggles out of tricking people.

Main one being they're uncomfortable in their own skin, so they portray a completely different person online because they can get away with it for the most part.

Like the freak show DXP had turned into for years when you had those nauseating Leo mooners trying to portray themselves as uber-flash and living like kings - ironically at the same time they'd harass and bully other people whose personal lives were legitimately on the rise.



Which means they weren't really living like kings, and seeing other people becoming legitimately happy reminded them of everything missing from their own lives.

And then you have the other ones...the astrology-obsessed ones who hate their chart, so they try to come across as other signs. Sometimes these two main types overlap. And that's when it gets TRULY tragic.

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Man. I forgot about DXP for a few years so I must have missed that. What happened to Dastardly?

Anyway, what you’re describing is just plain weird. I really don’t get how pretending your zodiac sign online does anything OTHER than perhaps protect your identity. That’s the only reason I could understand someone doing that.

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

Why? What’s the point? It’s not like any of us know them. I’ll never get why people troll—it is by far the dumbest, unaccomplished way to get attention.

Lots of minor reasons like chronic boredom, they get their giggles out of tricking people.

Main one being they're uncomfortable in their own skin, so they portray a completely different person online because they can get away with it for the most part.

Like the freak show DXP had turned into for years when you had those nauseating Leo mooners trying to portray themselves as uber-flash and living like kings - ironically at the same time they'd harass and bully other people whose personal lives were legitimately on the rise.



Which means they weren't really living like kings, and seeing other people becoming legitimately happy reminded them of everything missing from their own lives.

And then you have the other ones...the astrology-obsessed ones who hate their chart, so they try to come across as other signs. Sometimes these two main types overlap. And that's when it gets TRULY tragic.

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Man. I forgot about DXP for a few years so I must have missed that. What happened to Dastardly?

Anyway, what you’re describing is just plain weird. I really don’t get how pretending your zodiac sign online does anything OTHER than perhaps protect your identity. That’s the only reason I could understand someone doing that.

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lol pls

Aries are total bros and worth loving

Scorpios are kinda well, falsely portraying themselves, they are all bark no bite wimps

What’s your sign?

Portrays himself as a Leo, but considering DXP is Catfish Central (see Hamsthetics/Som/Cloudy/Dastard2020), just assume the worst lol. The usual telltale indication is when someone tries too hard to convince everyone they're a specific sign/gender - they're usually the complete opposite.

Why? What’s the point? It’s not like any of us know them. I’ll never get why people troll—it is by far the dumbest, unaccomplished way to get attention.

Lots of minor reasons like chronic boredom, they get their giggles out of tricking people.

Main one being they're uncomfortable in their own skin, so they portray a completely different person online because they can get away with it for the most part.

Like the freak show DXP had turned into for years when you had those nauseating Leo mooners trying to portray themselves as uber-flash and living like kings - ironically at the same time they'd harass and bully other people whose personal lives were legitimately on the rise.



Which means they weren't really living like kings, and seeing other people becoming legitimately happy reminded them of everything missing from their own lives.

And then you have the other ones...the astrology-obsessed ones who hate their chart, so they try to come across as other signs. Sometimes these two main types overlap. And that's when it gets TRULY tragic.

Man. I forgot about DXP for a few years so I must have missed that. What happened to Dastardly?

Anyway, what you’re describing is just plain weird. I really don’t get how pretending your zodiac sign online does anything OTHER than perhaps protect your identity. That’s the only reason I could understand someone doing that.

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Well just say you're a Pisces and leave it at that. Then they got a full month's worth of birth days to choose from, and that's if you've disclosed your true age.

Nothing happened to "Dastardly". He bullied me for several months when I first got here, alongside Ands and his teletubbies. Then he deleted & cycled through several usernames (Explicit, Vageenka, Effervescent, Lethal Fantasia) and a few other catfish accounts he admitted to. Then he had a 2-day DXP meltdown (which was faken hilarious btw) and disappeared for a while. Now he's back to square 1 as Dastard2020.

I guess there's too much badd blood between him and the chicks lol, so he's passing himself off as someone else out of necessity. Same reason why Cloudy kept making a new account every month. In her own words she's got a "dubious DXP history".