random statements

its been awhile since there was a random statements thread....i know you guys are good for it! start now.....pls don't disappoint a brotha.....

you could've lost an eye! or an eardrum depending on velocity of hand movements...

nothing is comming to my mind which is random enough to post

but i think the above statement will qualify😛

on occasion i'll call my dog Fergie...she's flossy flossy...

if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home...i make sure to sing that only when i'm home....

does anyone else here ever break out the babyoil when watching Rosie O'Donell being all powerful and dominating? i can't be the only one...

I don't watch Rosie unless I'm on a diet. Just seeing her is enough to make me sick to my stomach.

-do u think your hands would be able to touch eachother if you wrapped your arms (tenderly) around her big fat head?

Who thinks that all emotional problems are algorithmically solvable?

I hate being in the negative. In everything in my life.

I know where you're coming from.

On the by and by, does small talk drive anyone else as crazy as it does me? I can't stand when people feel the need to talk incessantly..I just want to say, shut the f**k up, please, just shut the f**k up! I can't take listening to you blather on about inane shit anymore!

OK, I'm done 🙂 And no, I wasn't taking a shot at this thread, lol. Regardless of where a thread starts out here, it it bound to end somewhere interesting.

Can you prove it? Can you supply a universal algorithm that can be applied to all cases? What would be the first step in the method?

On the by and by, does small talk drive anyone else as crazy as it does me? I can't stand when people feel the need to talk incessantly..I just want to say, shut the f**k up, please, just shut the f**k up! I can't take listening to you blather on about inane shit anymore!

*Gem's eyes tear up, voice crackles*

i'm sorry....i'm just trying to make the time go by...

😢

i'm feeling pretty bad...like when i found out Rosie was a lesbian and wasn't into guys...it all made sense...u know? THAT's why she wouldn't return my calls...

Yeah Galilea I too cannot stand engaging in chit-chat beyond a few minutes. But I wonder is this my problem in that I should just chill out more and just blabber on on autopilot to be sociable? It's just that I find it an effort to keep trying to find platitudes and polite yet gratuitous fodder going for very long.

But doesn't Branh's algorithm end up forming a loop?

Step 1. Make effort to look for a woman

fun fun fun

I hate small talk as well.

::waves to the waiting fans::

Well I had company today.

What did I miss...terrorization of unsuspecting naive cancer lovers perhaps?? 😛🙂

pffft. the usual...hateration.

That bling is a law unto himself. I'd watch him if I were you notso. Although I quite enjoy a Scorpio v Scorpio mindgame tournament.

This thread has been officially killed.

I know, but if we keep doing things like this....threads will never die 🙂

::sticks empty plate out::

May I?

For some bizarre reason, I can't seem to sleep more than three hours lately.
This can be useful when I'll be older, I guess, if I'd learn how to utilize it, but it's probably just some temporary chemical imbalance of some sort, so I don't see that happening.

"Yama

Just don't go past 72 hours of no sleep, you risk death."

I think I came close to that once. I watched 4-7(memory's a bit hazy) seasons of Southpark, back to back. I could feel myself becoming stupider.

"Have you been drinking alot of soda lately?"

Actually, I've been drinking less. Maybe it's a withdrawal symptom.

Yummy. 🙂

Now where are the drinks??

"Usually people get headaches from soda withdrawal."

Well, at least I avoided that.

And now, for something completely different - my computer shuts down, as of late, about once per hour, without any warning. I guess that's god's way of telling me to get off the computer and go outside/study, which I would have been cool with, under usual circumstances, but since I can't get enough sleep I don't have any energy for sports or studying, so it's a pretty dickish move on his part. Reminds me why I became an atheist.

"This may help you during your undergrad."

Is it really that hectic?

"lol.

might want to check up on your memory."

Thanks for the tip, I'll do that.

"Atheist in Israel? Must be fun."

Ah, there are plenty to go around, with the immigration from the former USSR and all.

"Are you in Love Yama?

I heard that it does cause a lack of sleep........"

I'm in love every other day, I think my system adjusted.😛

"Oh yeah, forgot about the Soviet guys. All we ever heard about on the news are the conservative Jews over there. You'd think that's everyone there by the news stories."

Yeah, it's the same thing with America and the bible-belt evangelicals.

"My brother who is studying engineering doesn't have a life during school time. 8 hours of classes 5 days a week + 4 hours of labs. Comes home and he is at his desk studying. Between that I don't know when he gets the time to chat with me, be a part time journalist and a part time guitar player of metal bands."

He's the guy who likes Iron Maiden, right?

Oh.

You know, if this were a tv show, I would have thought you were talking about yourself, and I would confessed my love to you, only to discover you are actually talking about your sister, who's into me but is too shy to do anything about it. Man, that would have been awkward.

"you obviously watch too much TV........"

I like you.

"You totally lost me on that love triangle thing."

You and me both.

Looks like PS2

And now, for something completely different - my computer shuts down, as of late, about once per hour, without any warning. I guess that's god's way of telling me to get off the computer and go outside/study, which I would have been cool with, under usual circumstances, but since I can't get enough sleep I don't have any energy for sports or studying, so it's a pretty dickish move on his part. Reminds me why I became an atheist.

LMAO..funny. You're my kind of atheist/agnostic. I like to entertain the idea sometimes of a god as a smartass comedian. Concerning your computer, it's probably a virus, my computer was doing the same for awhile.

Or maybe it was my cat like in Prime's case. I think my cat pissed on it (maybe she was resentful of all the time I was spending on it). When I took it in to get fixed the guy said he noticed the innards of the machine were wet (I never told him what it probably was - how embarassing).

I prefer LOADS of sugar myself...not so much the sour things.

Um, that's nice Prime, I'm sure your girlfriend will be happy to know that

My first attempt at Paint since grade school, I think.

That;s actually pretty good Yama.

Teeth and sensitive skin, that's not enjoyable.

That all depends

"That;s actually pretty good Yama."

Thanks, but I think your Piscean compassion is getting the better of you.😛

My dog, being assaulted by a sock. Again.

He was neked, he needed some clothes

We have to uphold the pure and pristine climate here at DXP

"We have to uphold the pure and pristine climate here at DXP"

And we'll do that by introducing gangsta-crocs into public consciousness?

precisely...he looks harmless enough..

Ok, now what do you see in this picture..I'm secretly testing your psychological stability here.

"precisely...he looks harmless enough.."

Only if you disregard the teeth.

I call that one "no one likes a snotty monk".

"Ok, now what do you see in this picture..I'm secretly testing your psychological stability here."

A child crying out in pain, after his mother has abandoned him. Also, a bunny-rabbit.

You really are good Yama, seriously, even with the pisces sensibility aside. Are you drawing that all free hand now?

"You really are good Yama, seriously, even with the pisces sensibility aside. Are you drawing that all free hand now?"

Free hand?

::gasp::

thats my job Prime.