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Not to mention it preys on penis!
Really, missed that one. In london (in China towen of course) we have a penis Reasturant, supposed to be good for hair and skin.


And the Velociraptors(sp?), don't forget the Velociraptors.
dinasours, now that was a shame, what wonderful wired things they seemed to be...

wired=weird

"In london (in China towen of course) we have a penis Reasturant, supposed to be good for hair and skin."

Is that slang for "gay bar"?

Chinese people would completely own Fear Factor.

Own=dominate.

Chinese people would completely own Fear Factor

yes, they would win hands down....

There's this chinese show where they do all this strange stuff, i cry laughing everytime

so that I can capture GI Joe and make him my Malibu beach house love servant.



-aguaaqi...seems like u have some things on your mind. its random though...at least...

i want a super stretchy uuumm....nevermind.

My friend has the original Power Rangers soundtrack. He was listening to it when we went out the other day.

Really, its hot as hell here...and the thunderstorms are becoming serious.

The same guy with the power ranger cd, tried to buy the transformer game (sega game I think) on ebay for about $ 5 a couple of weeks ago and now the game is going for over $ 50, that sucks.

I almost got struck by lightening trying to get my mail the other day. No rain, just clouds...and it never rained the entire day.

He actually wants the game....its clearly a collectible now. He's a uber comic fan. I heard there was a sequel to it too.

Havent heard of anyone have super powers from it, but it would be cool. What if I became a human magnet...that would be annoying.

haha, no worries we all do it.
Where do you get your torrents from.

Oh ok. I didnt look back at that post.
I get mine from pirate bay....arggghhh 😛

Im still d/ling my Bob Ross.
People need to share dammit!

ooooh ooooooh she knows...

My friend has his own private server, but the stuff I want he doesnt have.

yes quit now.

I went to Cafe Shisha the other night and smoked some Hookah. It was very relaxing.

I dont think it had tobacco.

I want to buy one, but the pretty ones are pricey...I want it mainly for decoration.

I didnt see any hemp wearing hippies there though.

I got wo apple flavor, very nice, but expensive. The pipe was really long.

haha!

Thats what she said!

"Thats what she said!"
(for those who watch 'The Office')

I dont know if there was any tobacco in it. but there was and apple and some scent burning stuff.

I dont think they all have tobacco though...maybe.

😢...as in the words of the a President...I did NOT inhale. 🙂

See you later Aqi.

Ive had too much today as well...havent been to bed yet. 😢

fgrdgrrdg

Or let's say you get a Brazilian and are feeling a little breezy with the autumn winds coming along. My friend Ben tipped me off to merkins, or pubic wigs. They've been around since the 14th century, when randy aristocrats would wear them to conceal oozing syphilis sores. One man in London is single-handedly trying to bring about a merkin revival. Rick ("Muff Daddy") Stonell, owner of the Archive and Alwyn salon in London, offers a wide variety of custom-made merkins and a "full-service pubic salon." (They also do regular hair for the straight-laced types.) Stonell started with chin wigs and from there, it was a natural progression ... south. So the first question I ask Stonell is, "Why?"

"It's a body ornament, body furniture, really. We've gone through piercing, branding, shaving. People want something more natural," he says. Although what's natural about a fuzzy pink heart hovering between your legs is beyond me.

Stonell's merkins come in three sizes: small, medium and "Oh my God, bring out the bush whacker!" Customers come in for repeated fittings. "We don't mess around," says Stonell. They can be cut and dyed into any shape. His favorites include corporate logos, bull's eyes, stars and stripes, targets and love hearts. "We even had a lord come in and pick one out for his wife. We suggested the family crest. It's really all very interesting," he says about his line of work. That has got to be the understatement of the year.

*chuckles*

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la di da da -I hate being in an office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think someone needs a room maybe?😛

u can cut the sexual tension here with a knife...

that exchange was hilarious...thank you both.

i'll sing to you Aguaaqi

*puts on best gay voice*
now nothing against gay people, i live with all of them...but they're the only ones who can pull off this song...here we go....

forever young! i want to be foooooooorever young!