Talking To An Aqua

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by CrabNextDoor on Friday, June 23, 2017 and has 22 replies.

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Do male Aquariuses like snarky sarcasm and like crude,dry and dark humor? I would hate to seem like a bitch when I am being snarky and joking! Thanks!

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Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

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Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

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yaaa no... lol

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Posted by AerialView
can you tell me one of your crude, dry and dark humor?

I'm not sure if it's humor I think it's just what goes on in my mind. I have a dark patch on my brain that thinks death and stuff is funny.

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@CrabNextDoor
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Posted by justagirl

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

yaaa no... lol

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bad idea?

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@justagirl
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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by justagirl

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

yaaa no... lol

bad idea?

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i would say no.. but it would really depend on his humor. Crabbies can cut sometimes without even realizing it and it's only funny to them.

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

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Wow! lol yes this would be one of those statements lol But like I said, I'm not an Aqua. They can take a lot worse and brush it off.

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@saggurl88
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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

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Posted by AerialView

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by AerialView
can you tell me one of your crude, dry and dark humor?

I'm not sure if it's humor I think it's just what goes on in my mind. I have a dark patch on my brain that thinks death and stuff is funny.

well give me the example. maybe i'd like it.

i'm a heavy aqua.

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Well sometimes I joke' about killing my dad or my dog ate a battery and died so i use the reference 'eat a battery' whenever i'm pissed at someone in my house, i was suicidal at one point so i like saying i'm just gonna kill myself; nobody knows i'm over that but i say it still. I don't know I like sarcastically pointing out what people did wrong and their flaws, but I am sensitive so if you tell me you don't like it I'll minimally do it.

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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by AerialView

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by AerialView
can you tell me one of your crude, dry and dark humor?

I'm not sure if it's humor I think it's just what goes on in my mind. I have a dark patch on my brain that thinks death and stuff is funny.

well give me the example. maybe i'd like it.

i'm a heavy aqua.

Well sometimes I joke' about killing my dad or my dog ate a battery and died so i use the reference 'eat a battery' whenever i'm pissed at someone in my house, i was suicidal at one point so i like saying i'm just gonna kill myself; nobody knows i'm over that but i say it still. I don't know I like sarcastically pointing out what people did wrong and their flaws, but I am sensitive so if you tell me you don't like it I'll minimally do it.

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i don't think he would like it.

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@sultrykitty
11 Years5,000+ Posts

No, no, no.

Dark humor and sarcasm is great, as long as it's not pointed at the person you're telling it to.

Aquas are super sensitive with personal jokes. I still get shocked sometimes when I try to give my Aqua a hard time and he starts getting pissy about it. And they aren't even personal digs. I feel bad, but damn - take it easy already.

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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by saggurl88
Are you the type of crab that does those insensitive digs and thinks they're funny? I've heard a couple of cringe worthy statements, where I thought "You shouldn't have said that"

Yea, maybe, i was thinking of opening up with "hows finding a job going for you,if you haven't found one by now your probably not going to'

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Oh god that's horrible lol

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I would say something like, how's the job hunting for you? I saw a cash washing place looking for a hot man casual position though you need to wash the cars naked. Sounds like a perfect job for you...

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Posted by AerialView

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by AerialView

Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by AerialView
can you tell me one of your crude, dry and dark humor?

I'm not sure if it's humor I think it's just what goes on in my mind. I have a dark patch on my brain that thinks death and stuff is funny.

well give me the example. maybe i'd like it.

i'm a heavy aqua.

Well sometimes I joke' about killing my dad or my dog ate a battery and died so i use the reference 'eat a battery' whenever i'm pissed at someone in my house, i was suicidal at one point so i like saying i'm just gonna kill myself; nobody knows i'm over that but i say it still. I don't know I like sarcastically pointing out what people did wrong and their flaws, but I am sensitive so if you tell me you don't like it I'll minimally do it.

i don't think he would like it.

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Lol how calming is ur answer

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@saweetz1988
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Posted by sultrykitty
No, no, no.

Dark humor and sarcasm is great, as long as it's not pointed at the person you're telling it to.

Aquas are super sensitive with personal jokes. I still get shocked sometimes when I try to give my Aqua a hard time and he starts getting pissy about it. And they aren't even personal digs. I feel bad, but damn - take it easy already.

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Oh god this !!! I have the exact same problem.. mine is so bloody sensitive at everything... I can't even crack a joke sometimes...>< I think they r very sensitive to people who they care about ... even small comments... I need to really watch what I say these days seriously coz I know it wil upset the man ... arhhhhhh

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