Birthday Party

I had a party this past weekend, for all the Cancer's in my family (and friends). We had 5 Cancer's there and let me tell you - we had a blast! They are always the life of the party - except one, who couldn't handle his liquor and passed out. Never a dull moment when all the crabs are around. Yahooooooo!

At one point, several people got trapped outside, having their ciggs with them and needing to smoke really bad, but nobody had lighters or matches. Finally somebody wondered outside to rescue them and light their fags. It was so funny because then these people suddenly realized that they only had to go indoors to find a light. They were too drunk to acknowledge that the reason why they were trapped was because the door was closed.

Anyway, I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to all you crabs out there! I hope you all have many, many happy years ahead!

LMAO

I bet the party was the bomb! Why didn't you invite me? I'm a

CL

I actually thought about it, but figured it was too far of a drive for you. You would have had so much fun. We had a bon-fire, a full bar and lots of . . . nuggets! Everytime someone handed me trees wrapped in brown paper - I thought of you. Most of the people were poppers, though - passed out really early. As usual, I was the last one standing. My husband fell-out behind the bar (AGAIN) and that's where he stayed. We all had to step over him.

One of the crabs there was on some sort of kinky mission. We never did figure out exactly what she was up to, but she came looking for something long and skinny and ended up with a paint brush. She studied the handle on it for a while, giggled wickedly and then scurried outside. She was gone for at least 30 minutes and when she came back in, her face was flushed and one of the men there (a Virgo friend of mine) came stumbing in behind her, smiling. What the 'ell those two were doing, I can only imagine - but, I threw the paint brush away. I wasn't about to touch it - don't know where it had been and didn't want to know.

It was wild and crazy!

"We all had to step over him. "

ROFL!

DAAAAMMMMNNN!

Now see a party like that...I'd be willing to travel far and wide!

Cancerlady