Cancer Men (Page 4)

Oh no, he's off on one again. I wonder how many posts he will erm, post, this time.

ConcernedFriend😢

But in a leo-esque - cancerian sun, capricorn rising, virgo moon type of way, I am proud of and admire the way I have turned this thread's topic into me.

CheekyCwab😢

P.S. WiseOl'Cwab😢 told me to tell you that with regards to water sign type people; the causes are more far-reaching and influential than the effects.

p.s. my mercury is in cancer and my jupiter is up uranus, I mean virgo.

hehehe

I just never grow tired of that one

CheekyCwab😢

word of the day - snippy

hehehe

Can someone come up with a problem so Star will start posting more often?

Cwab😢

Cwab!

You dear sweet boy! Are you saying you miss my craziness? Is it just because I am ruled by Uranus? (I never get tired of that one either!!)

It looked to me like you were having fun and I thought I should leave it be...until I just couldn't stand it any more and had to post to amuse myself!

Take Care, Sweet Cwab! Parting is such sweet sorrow...

Star

An invented problem for Star:

I'm falling in love with this really sexy tomato. Of course, I'm happy, we're compatible together, the tomato understands me, we do a lot of "necking". The only problem is, sometimes I feel like my tomato isn't listening when I tell it about the human I'm *really* in love with. My tomato just sits there, all red and non-communicative. One time I even think it yawned. I'm thinking of leaving my tomato for my real love muffin. I just need a way to make a clean break....without upsetting little "Red".

Thank you Phoenix, for making me feel needed... *sniff* it is just so touching *sniff*

OK. To the heart of the matter. Personally, I think your tomato is not really trying and is too self-involved. You might have better luck with a cucumber...but, that is just my opinion...

LOL, thank you Star...hahaha

😛

I just feel so much better about the whole situation now...lol

Oh Star, so you answer cocnlusion-jumping Phoenix's fake problem, but not whatever😢's————??

Meanies.

Bullied_by_Snobs_Cwab😢(((((((((((((((((((((((((

p.s. lol

In fact, lolos schmolos just to show no hard feelings

from SexyCwab😢 wink wink

Oh Star, so you answer cocnlusion-jumping Phoenix's fake problem, but not whatever😢's————??

Meanies.

Bullied_by_Snobs_Cwab😢(((((((((((((((((((((((((

p.s. lol

In fact, lolos schmolos just to show no hard feelings

from SexyCwab😢 wink wink

but 😢(((((( is my true emotional state

😢(((((((

SexyCwab😢

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Technically I have an aquarius moon

MysteriousCwab😢

What about untechnically?

Cwab!
I know the feeling of being sexy and mysterious. I used to be the girl-next-door type...some thought I looked like Jaclyn Smith in the face...one guy thought I looked like Raquel Welch...anyway, I don't look like either...

My point...

I have broken out of my girl-next-door personna. I am now sooo hot and sexy, I am practically dripping in it. I know I shouldn't talk about it...but, god, it is amazing! This is what happens to good girls when they get to be in their 40's!

You just wait girlfriends (Phoenix and Libragirl and Luz and Morgan and Gwen and Lawgoddess and Cortica...) the best is yet to come!! Ay yi yi yi!!

I was trying to figure out Whatever's problem...but, you know I get confused...

Ok...so, maybe Raquel isn't exactly what comes to mind when you think of the girl-next-door...but, Jaclyn is, isn't she?

Cwab!

You little liar liar pants on fire! I am going to have to spank you! (Why does that sound like such fun??!!)

You have a Virgo Moon and you have no Aquarius anywhere in your natal chart and you know it! You are as Aquarian as I am Cancerian!!!

From now on I am going to make a concerted effort to bore you all until everyone appreciates me, starting this post.

Cwab😢

p.s. Wasn't phoenix's tomato story just so adorable. Awwwwww

Back to business, I meant what I said before, starting now

Cwab😢

I can't wait till im 40! Don't you dare bore us cwab, we're relying on you.

I appreciate you, Cwab! But, go ahead...just try to bore me! I have a sneaking feeling that even as a bore you would amuse me! (I love that 'starting now' business!! LOL!)

Libragirl! Hi! Oh yeah...40's are good! MMMmmm good! E-mail me! Belladonna2111@yahoo.com Latez Chica!

Aprilbaby, you're right. I just wasn't sure if the problem was me, or if all cancerians are that way. Funny about the Oreo, and...too late. lol.

Star, a cucumber...interesting idea. What do you think about me becoming a nun and joining a convent?

I'm giving it some thought. 🙂

lol

Phoenix,

Are you serious? It's OK if you are...I just think the celibacy thing would be a HUGE challenge 😛 (not just for you...for anyone...)

Otherwise, the nuns I know are really cool people...they live simply but have all they need...
The ones in Little Falls, MN are so much fun! They are very interesting to me...

Yeah...I love cucumbers! They are my favorite color and shape!! 🙂 😛

(C)

That was just a test...it didn't work...n/m

I really object to my : ('s becoming 😢s

Cwab: (

😢

Come on Cwab - you know the scoop -
🙂
Don't be a bitter old Cwab...

Floater

There is something so child-like and canerican about you

Girls, throw him a naked party

cancerican could have just as easily said cancerian
...

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Cwab;
It's all good, it's all good. Yes, throw me a naked party please...I LOVE getting my "pinchers" wet....

child like - very appleaing to most.

LOL!
A naked party we shall have then!! I do work out and still turn heads...but, I am no longer a young chick...so we are going to have this naked party by candlelight!

Star -

I missed talking to you!!!!
How have you been? I was the pathetic cancer that was so heartbroken last year over my virgo ex.

Who cares what you look like - as long as we all have fun, and this cancer man gets his claws dirty...😉)

Come on Cwab..you can be the DJ..

Seriously? That is like great! (meaning I missed talking to you too!) How have you been?

I can easily see that the most compatible have like elements...what do you make of this?

Still heartbroken to some degree - I don't think the pain ever vanishes entirely, when you genuinely love someone.
I have run into him a few times, and it is weird, he just gazes and looks at me with a longing, almost amazed look.
I know he is with another, and I wish him all the best. I'm out there dating and having fun, but there are many times, I still think about him. Oh well, what can you do?
I think it's great, that people can connect from all over. It's so comforting.
How have you been, Star?

Don't throw him a nakedparty.

I'll appreciate it more😢

Cwab😢

I'm still holding myself back in an effort to bore you 😢 😢 😢

StubbornCwab😢