Crabs... what would you

...call a crab-obsessed person who seems to disappear as soon as they get a peek under the shell? who claims to want one Cancer to love and cherish but is frequently spotted at the buffet scarfing down crab legs? Throwing the crab shells over the shoulder right and left like they're digging for gold?

I'd like to have a term that describes these kinds of people. Am I the only one who has encountered this kind?

Do these people secretly hate us crabs like OJ hates white women? I think some men collect women just to beat them.
Do the crab-obsessed collect crabs just to eat 'em?

Posted by CluelessCancer
I prefer to discard legs then be discarded...its rare this crab gets discarded and when it happens..the whole earth shakes and goes spinning into madness.

LOL can't remember my fury ever causing an earthquake. then again I don't remember anything after a blind rage...

Posted by UncleIroh
I would call that a scorpio

Hehehe Scorp ladies eating you alive, Uncle?

Posted by silentkiller

Posted by UncleIroh
I would call that a scorpio

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awww! I love you!

I'd call that a crab molester. I'm not sure if I've met one or not. As for the Scorpio/Cancer combo....LOVE IT.

Posted by MoonArtist
I'd call that a crab molester. I'm not sure if I've met one or not. As for the Scorpio/Cancer combo....LOVE IT.

oh, you definitely have...

Hmmmm....maybe.....

I definitely like the Scorpio female & Cancer male combo. Talk about a great team. As for the crab obsessed phoneys, they just want their cake & eat it too. Im sure we Crabs can easily can spot them easily. A crab claw to their dentures lol 😄

I know you aren't trying to throw out a diss. Which makes it all the more comical.🙂

I should add the ones who just can't let go?
At this point, visits to the cancer board by certain individuals is flat out creepy. Obsessssssssed.

LOL no dear, not you. but perhaps I add you to the list? 🙂

This is about a certain fish....why are you resurrecting it?

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
This is about a certain fish....why are you resurrecting it?

Refer to the very beginning then look around.

ha! Not a fish!
a hissssss!

meow.

I'm confused now. :/

Posted by kissmygrits
meow.

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