Happy Birthday!!!

Lol Not yet. So my birthday is coming up and I usually don't like doing shit, am I the only cancer like that? And if some of y'all do like doing things what do y'all like to do? I sometimes went swimming when I was younger but now that's like an everyday type of thing not much fun. So any other ideas greatly appreciated!

You can chat here on dxp coz that'll be a great thing. Also, are you black?

I would love to do something on the 13th of July, but I don't like planning events for myself. I'm just that humble... I usually get flaked on anyway and most shit doesn't go as expected, I try to expect the unexpected because of that. I could have a huge birthday day out for myself envisioned for me, but just might end up roming the city by myself and telling strangers "It's ma birthday!!" Just to feel good. Lol. Happens every year. Nope.. Not big on birthday plans.

Haven't had a "good"/AWESOME birthday since I was 7 years old. I went to Chuck E. Cheese.

Posted by CrabNextDoor
Lol Not yet. So my birthday is coming up and I usually don't like doing shit, am I the only cancer like that? And if some of y'all do like doing things what do y'all like to do? I sometimes went swimming when I was younger but now that's like an everyday type of thing not much fun. So any other ideas greatly appreciated!

OMG! I am dying laughing...

My ma is a Cancer.

Since I remember - 'what are we doing for your bday?'

You mean gifts and parties?

Yep

Leave me alone

was her answer and going strong still!

So we just give her money and she goes to casino! ?

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Posted by CrabNextDoor
Lol Not yet. So my birthday is coming up and I usually don't like doing shit, am I the only cancer like that? And if some of y'all do like doing things what do y'all like to do? I sometimes went swimming when I was younger but now that's like an everyday type of thing not much fun. So any other ideas greatly appreciated!

OMG! I am dying laughing...

My ma is a Cancer.

Since I remember - 'what are we doing for your bday?'

You mean gifts and parties?

Yep

Leave me alone

was her answer and going strong still!

So we just give her money and she goes to casino! ?

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OMG I thought it weird, because everyone else always makes a big deal of these sorts of things and I'm just like its a day leave it be, but sometimes I will find myself upset that nobody says Hally birthday to me. Like that's the important part not the actual doing anything!

Posted by firebunny
You can chat here on dxp coz that'll be a great thing. Also, are you black?

Yes lol and I had sort of planned to I love dxpnet!!

Posted by Evoxxxscorpio
Go to a strip club so you could get spanked on stage

OMG THAT LOOKS LOVELY AND PAINFUL WHERE DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO DO THAT??

Posted by Emhendo
Haven't had a "good"/AWESOME birthday since I was 7 years old. I went to Chuck E. Cheese.

Yea exactly I humble myself kind of because I don't want anyone saying they had to do anything for me and kind of because I'm just like I don't want people to think I'm over reacting or something and last 'good' birthday I had was like 13 and my dad actually made me cry and I stopped doing things on my birthday after that and we only went swimming with some of my family

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Posted by CrabNextDoor

Posted by Evoxxxscorpio
Go to a strip club so you could get spanked on stage

OMG THAT LOOKS LOVELY AND PAINFUL WHERE DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO DO THAT??

lol go to a strip club with me you'll get spanked that way on stage lol

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Lol turn up then?? that's what I like!

I think this is very much a Cancer trait. I'm not too fond of my birthday. I was watching an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians recently (don't judge), and Khloe said she hates her birthday. I told my friend she had to be a Cancer, and she was (June 27).

Yeah, count me in. Haven't had a legit birthday since I was about 5 or 6 years old. In my mind, I imagine that I'd *like* to have a huge dinner party, but there aren't very many people that I like enough to want to spend the day with (and foot the bill). I prefer peace and quiet and not to be bothered (but I also get a bit -- just a bit-- miffed if people don't say "happy birthday", don't care about gifts though cause I don't wanna feel like I owe somebody anything).

So my birthday is coming up in a few weeks (5th) and I'll be in an office doing graveyard shift (woe is me haha) which is not my idea of fun, but hey...what can we do? The Cancer struggle continues! 😉

Posted by charliemanner
Yeah, count me in. Haven't had a legit birthday since I was about 5 or 6 years old. In my mind, I imagine that I'd *like* to have a huge dinner party, but there aren't very many people that I like enough to want to spend the day with (and foot the bill). I prefer peace and quiet and not to be bothered (but I also get a bit -- just a bit-- miffed if people don't say "happy birthday", don't care about gifts though cause I don't wanna feel like I owe somebody anything).

So my birthday is coming up in a few weeks (5th) and I'll be in an office doing graveyard shift (woe is me haha) which is not my idea of fun, but hey...what can we do? The Cancer struggle continues! 😉

Yes exactly! I always want to do something classy but I have this part of my brain that's like ' I hate you all so I do nothing mines is on the 26 and I'll be at work too, but I get off at five so I still have long time till the day ends and have no idea what to do. Wow that is so weird I am literally just like that like word for word makes me feel better! #TheCancerStruggleContinues

I will actually attempt to speak for cancer and say that the parade, confetti, giant crowds, applause and praise totally happens in our heads, and is perfectly sufficient staying there. Because in the back of our heads, we know we will just end up having to clean up all your schit after you leave our home.

The spanking posted above, is what we really want from the one person who knows how to do it right. One for each year. Ok, maybe two for each year.

An intimate dinner with your closest friends? A trip to the art gallery?

Am I way off? My cancer likes those things...

Posted by Missyxo
An intimate dinner with your closest friends? A trip to the art gallery?

Am I way off? My cancer likes those things...

That might be cool actually! Bit I've no friends lol so I have to make due with what I got which is nothing sad I know but good ideas !

Posted by Crabra
I will actually attempt to speak for cancer and say that the parade, confetti, giant crowds, applause and praise totally happens in our heads, and is perfectly sufficient staying there. Because in the back of our heads, we know we will just end up having to clean up all your schit after you leave our home.

The spanking posted above, is what we really want from the one person who knows how to do it right. One for each year. Ok, maybe two for each year.

Yes exactly it is very strange but it's like my mind is just like screw everything else you NEED that! And not just from any one from that special person!

Posted by Crabra
I will actually attempt to speak for cancer and say that the parade, confetti, giant crowds, applause and praise totally happens in our heads, and is perfectly sufficient staying there. Because in the back of our heads, we know we will just end up having to clean up all your schit after you leave our home.

The spanking posted above, is what we really want from the one person who knows how to do it right. One for each year. Ok, maybe two for each year.

It's the new age kinky side of cancer's that no-one has paid attention to! We are EVOLVING!