How do Cancer women like to be approached??

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Smile. Dont perv on us. Be friendly, polite, funny. Pick up lines dont work, but magic tricks do.



Blargen. I was going to tell him to walk towards her with his hands outstretched until he hit her breasts. Then latch on and give them a squeeze. You ruined the fun! 😛



That would work for me.
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I think my sense of humor might be severely warped and twisted.
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Posted by Arielle83
Smile. Dont perv on us. Be friendly, polite, funny. Pick up lines dont work, but magic tricks do.



Blargen. I was going to tell him to walk towards her with his hands outstretched until he hit her breasts. Then latch on and give them a squeeze. You ruined the fun! 😛



That would work for me.



I think my sense of humor might be severely warped and twisted.
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I think you might get someone dropped kicked. 😛
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Cancer women are not for the faint of heart. We are the most realistic sign of the zodiac (my opinion obviously) in that we can feel you like crazy but if you aren't coming at us earnestly with your cards on the table, you can keep stepping! But Cancer men like commitment too so this can work. I'm a Cancer lady whose a bit older than many of the posters here. In my world, there are only 2 kinds of men (nevermind the fact there are ALL kinds of men LOL): suitors and every other joker in the deck. A suitor will ask you out on date, pick you up in his car, pick up the check and treat you like a lady. They send the old fashioned signals of romantic intent and Cancer ladies tend to be old fashioned. The jokers are men who a) don't ask you out b) have someone on the side they are trying to hide c) don't know what the fuck they want other than to get laid d) aren't serious about getting to know you. I shuffle the jokers back into the deck and only play with suitors. That's a true Cancer lady for you. So put your cards on the table, ask her out, pick up the check and act like a gentleman. Game on. Good luck!
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Well, he's married and is a police officer who was checking to make sure I was safe late one night with his partner (this all because of the ex doing crazy stuff). Anyway, I have no idea what his name was but I've dubbed him Officer Hottie McHot Hot. OMG!! He's a male god! Sex appeal and looks are an understatement! No, he didn't walk around with his dick out. But if he had I don't think I would have complained. lol
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Well, he's married and is a police officer who was checking to make sure I was safe late one night with his partner (this all because of the ex doing crazy stuff). Anyway, I have no idea what his name was but I've dubbed him Officer Hottie McHot Hot. OMG!! He's a male god! Sex appeal and looks are an understatement! No, he didn't walk around with his dick out. But if he had I don't think I would have complained. lol

lol you inspired a thought for a new thread.
Cancers writing a romance novel, taking turns per post!
Get the scorpios to compete and see whose story comes out the best? Hahaha!