Nasty Astrology - Cancer

Understanding Cancer Astrology Traits

Cancer individuals are often misunderstood as overly emotional and clingy. They are home-oriented, intuitive, and protective but may also be insecure and cautious. Their emotional depth resembles the ocean's vastness, making them sensitive and sometimes unpredictable. Recognizing these traits helps better understand Cancer's personality and behavior patterns in astrology.

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Because Cancerians have no life of their own, they just love to hear about others people's problems- and they are gullible enough to think they might be of some help. How can they be when they have had no real experiences? They're supposed to be good home makers - this is a myth - but they've spread this rumour because they're just too scared to go into the real world and find out what it's like. They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old-fashioned, dark and boring. They will get fat no matter what they eat...
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Personality
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Their idea of a good night out is a dinner party - at their own house. Clinically they are agoraphobic although they invariably claim they are merely home-loving. They are the sign of the crab, do you want to know why? Because the sea that they live near is the perfect representation of their emotional state: wet, vast, capable of sinking pretty well anyone and unfathomable. Basically they are unstable, bordering slightly on the barking-mad. Not interesting mad like Aquarians, or dangerous mad like Scorpio, but scary mad; you wouldn't want to be alone with one when go off their trolleys. Think bunnies in boiling water, think a knife across your throat while you're sleeping. They are extremely clingy. Don't let them get too close or you'll regret it. They claim to be intuitive ( they spy on people ), protective ( they smother people ), cautious ( they are afraid to take risks ), excellent home-makers ( agoraphobic ), sympathetic listeners ( they just want your gossip ) and imaginative ( no sense of reality ).
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Cancers are moody and will snap at you for no apparent reason. To get back in their good books you will have to ritually humiliate yourself, go down on bended knee and beg forgiveness, promising them you'll never do it again. And you'll never know what is was you did wrong. The reason for all this is they are simply control freaks. They want you uneasy, uncertain, afraid to put a foot wrong. They emotionally blackmail you to get whatever it is they want - and that can change from moment to moment - just to keep you on your toes. For Cancers life is one big drama and they just love to be theatrical, which probably explains why they go to the theatre so much.
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Cancer in Love
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Whatever you do don't make the mistake of looking bored or as if you're not listening. That might be the last straw that sends them off their trolley. They hate to be ignored. When it comes to love, they hate to not be taken seriously. Special care must be taken when dealing with a Cancerian lover - you mustn't mock them or tease them or poke fun at them. God forbid. They can't take a joke. They have no sense of humour and very little sense of fun.
They make a pretty big song and dance out of anything to do with love - soppy poetry, flowers, gifts, romantic locations, rings, tokens, body language, signals ( conscious or unconscious, you've been warned ) - and will stifle any sense of freedom, fresh air, time away from them, your own space, a day off, a night off or even daring to watch TV while they're talking to you. If you value your life don't forget any anniversary.
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Cancer and Sex
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Now you'd expect them to be prudish, cautious, sensitive, delicate, discreet, straight-laced. No way. They are dirty little things. They keep their desires pretty quiet until they've hooked you and then they'll go berserk and expect you to perform all manner of bizarre and down-right deviant acts of sexual depravity.
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Once the first flushes of lust have worn off for them they'll switch all their attention to gardening and leave you alone completely. Or they'll take up some bizarre sport such as tennis and insist you play as well instead of having sex. Completely bizarre, but that's a Cancerian for you. Cancer and sex is all a matter of extremes - extreme lust or extreme tennis. And you'll never know which so don't be getting any ideas, you'll be wrong.
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Cancer in Business
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Cancerians works well if you give them lots of direction, orders, rules, rituals, things to fetch and carry - otherwise they are bossy, arrogant and self-opinionated. You can never tell which sort you're going to get before you employ them. And if you are unsatisfied you can't sack them - you'd never hear the end of it, never stop them crying and clutching hankies. If they work for themselves they are highly methodical, excessively neat, unbearably tidy, and organized. They colour code everything and make endless lists - they even have lists of their lists. In business they do quite well servicing other people - organizing dinner parties, organizing tours, massage parlours, counselling, that sort of thing. They actually do quite well in a funny sort of way. They can earn quite a lot of money - all of which they spend on themselves or on their over-large brood of excessively cute kids.