Fuck those aquas, It's all about the cap now.

A far as I'm concerned Aquas are the new Scorpios, sociopathic losers I plan to avoid. I don't know why I'm supposedly such a match with those creatures or this idea that they're good in bed because absolutely fucking not.

Now CAPS ARE ANOTHER STORY,.

My best friend in all the world is a cap and she is fanfuckingtastic as a human being.

I just met a cappy guy and

omg

wow
just wow.

yea fuck'em

Dem Aquas.

Yea, why can't Aquas be more like Capricorns?

Well I am kinda if you count my moon sign and other planetary placements rather just blaming sun signs.

Posted by scorpx3
They're your opposite sign, that's why it works out for you. Opposites attract, and other planets in your chart may determine your subconscious desire to be with Capricorn.

Aaaand not many scorpions are sociopathic...could be that you're a more forward person so you attract people who want to take advantage and play with your emotions?

definitely makes sense, I'm very very open.

The aqua I'm boning tonight is nice n masculine. Nice penis too. We go days without talking to each other but I know I'm on his mind 🙂 he makes sure to let me know. I used to feel like you, but I've come to the reality that they're not that bad. I just really hate what I don't understand. Especially when it comes to the love department.

Posted by SensitiveBlues
let us know about the sex, im very curious.

i wasn't impressed at all with my ex, but he had a nice package

The sex was fucking fantastic.

so this guy picked me up on his motorcycle and we rode through the city streets at top speeds while I clung to his body for dear life. something about surviving high speeds together has a bonding effect maybe, I dunno but I was ready to fuck.,

We went to this dive bar and had a pitcher and right away we were laughing and having a great time so we went to his loft/workshop and started drinking vodka, and we took some opiates. what was supposed to be a 2 hour date turned into a 24 hour fuckfest. Extremely orally attentive, decent package, could go multiple times even drunk and on opiates (although cumming was a bitch) rode his face for ages.

Im literally covered in bruises and every muscle in my body aches.

caps

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
A far as I'm concerned Aquas are the new Scorpios, sociopathic losers I plan to avoid. I don't know why I'm supposedly such a match with those creatures or this idea that they're good in bed because absolutely fucking not.

Now CAPS ARE ANOTHER STORY,.

My best friend in all the world is a cap and she is fanfuckingtastic as a human being.

I just met a cappy guy and

omg

wow
just wow.

I don't think Aquarians are supposed to be a good match for Cancers.

Welcome to our board!

Now would like some tea or milk~?

We'll be happy to Service- Excuse me, I mean serve you some Capricorn hospitality!

Posted by Magenta_Azure
The aqua I'm boning tonight is nice n masculine. Nice penis too. We go days without talking to each other but I know I'm on his mind 🙂 he makes sure to let me know. I used to feel like you, but I've come to the reality that they're not that bad. I just really hate what I don't understand. Especially when it comes to the love department.

yah my aqua was really masculine in that stereotypical lasted 2 min and then started snoring way.
Like I didnt even know that shit existed.,
pathetic.

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
A far as I'm concerned Aquas are the new Scorpios, sociopathic losers I plan to avoid. I don't know why I'm supposedly such a match with those creatures or this idea that they're good in bed because absolutely fucking not.

Now CAPS ARE ANOTHER STORY,.

My best friend in all the world is a cap and she is fanfuckingtastic as a human being.

I just met a cappy guy and

omg

wow
just wow.

I don't think Aquarians are supposed to be a good match for Cancers.

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they are though theyre like one of our major super matches, SUPPOSEDLY but I don't like any of the aquas I know.
I mean, I was completely head over heels for my aqua for ages all my original posts are 100% about him but, ugh.
over it.

Posted by SirHorns
Welcome to our board!

Now would like some tea or milk~?

We'll be happy to Service- Excuse me, I mean serve you some Capricorn hospitality!

😆
see this is the kind of cap im familiar with now

Im attracting all sorts of caps and Taurus's lately.

LOVE THEM

Posted by Aquistorm
Yea, why can't Aquas be more like Capricorns?

Well I am kinda if you count my moon sign and other planetary placements rather just blaming sun signs.

It would kill them to try 😆

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
A far as I'm concerned Aquas are the new Scorpios, sociopathic losers I plan to avoid. I don't know why I'm supposedly such a match with those creatures or this idea that they're good in bed because absolutely fucking not.

Now CAPS ARE ANOTHER STORY,.

My best friend in all the world is a cap and she is fanfuckingtastic as a human being.

I just met a cappy guy and

omg

wow
just wow.

I don't think Aquarians are supposed to be a good match for Cancers.

they are though theyre like one of our major super matches, SUPPOSEDLY but I don't like any of the aquas I know.
I mean, I was completely head over heels for my aqua for ages all my original posts are 100% about him but, ugh.
over it.

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Cancer and AIR?

I don't think so.... Cancer is the most sensitive (of the zodiac).

Aquarius can be the most detached-- the two signs are inconjunct... which may

account for a great deal o fascination, initially, but long term it's kind of ehh.

If, however, there is a complementary moon sign... like Aqua with a Taurus or

Cancer moon-- then it may be alright, or at least more harmonious.

Or even a Cancer with a Sag or Aqua moon.

Whatever, I'm glad you found a couple of good Capricorns. 🙂

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by SensitiveBlues
let us know about the sex, im very curious.

i wasn't impressed at all with my ex, but he had a nice package

The sex was fucking fantastic.

so this guy picked me up on his motorcycle and we rode through the city streets at top speeds while I clung to his body for dear life. something about surviving high speeds together has a bonding effect maybe, I dunno but I was ready to fuck.,

We went to this dive bar and had a pitcher and right away we were laughing and having a great time so we went to his loft/workshop and started drinking vodka, and we took some opiates. what was supposed to be a 2 hour date turned into a 24 hour fuckfest. Extremely orally attentive, decent package, could go multiple times even drunk and on opiates (although cumming was a bitch) rode his face for ages.

Im literally covered in bruises and every muscle in my body aches.

caps

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Did he have a philosophy degree from NYU?

Because i think you just described the plot to Road House*

*It's last call. FOR ACTION.

Posted by ManilaVice

Posted by Andalusia

you told me this was a good movie! 😭

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😈

Also, I can't believe I messed up the tag line!? 😭

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by Aquistorm
Yea, why can't Aquas be more like Capricorns?

Well I am kinda if you count my moon sign and other planetary placements rather just blaming sun signs.

It would kill them to try 😆

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What was yours and his Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars signs?

Relationships and sex rely on these planets.

Also it wouldn't be hard for an aqua to behave like cappy. Both signs ruled by Saturn. Aquas ruled by two planets which makes them more different.

My wife is a cancer and she and I get along well. Not because of our sun signs. I owe to my cappy moon & merc, pisces venus and mars.

Posted by SensitiveBlues
let us know about the sex, im very curious.

i wasn't impressed at all with my ex, but he had a nice package

Amazing with "my" cap, cant get enough of each other. After 5 years we can't seem to stay away from each other but difficulties in alot of other areas.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by SensitiveBlues
let us know about the sex, im very curious.

i wasn't impressed at all with my ex, but he had a nice package

The sex was fucking fantastic.

so this guy picked me up on his motorcycle and we rode through the city streets at top speeds while I clung to his body for dear life. something about surviving high speeds together has a bonding effect maybe, I dunno but I was ready to fuck.,

We went to this dive bar and had a pitcher and right away we were laughing and having a great time so we went to his loft/workshop and started drinking vodka, and we took some opiates. what was supposed to be a 2 hour date turned into a 24 hour fuckfest. Extremely orally attentive, decent package, could go multiple times even drunk and on opiates (although cumming was a bitch) rode his face for ages.

Im literally covered in bruises and every muscle in my body aches.

caps

Did he have a philosophy degree from NYU?

Because i think you just described the plot to Road House*

*It's last call. FOR ACTION.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Posted by Aquistorm

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by Aquistorm
Yea, why can't Aquas be more like Capricorns?

Well I am kinda if you count my moon sign and other planetary placements rather just blaming sun signs.

It would kill them to try 😆

What was yours and his Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars signs?

Relationships and sex rely on these planets.

Also it wouldn't be hard for an aqua to behave like cappy. Both signs ruled by Saturn. Aquas ruled by two planets which makes them more different.

My wife is a cancer and she and I get along well. Not because of our sun signs. I owe to my cappy moon & merc, pisces venus and mars.

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yah I know, i was kidding, my best friend and x were similar , shes a cap he an aqua, they can be interchangeable at times.

tbh with you I dont think astro signs even matter in his case, he is ruled by a genuine cruelty and insanity that has little to do with astrological signs. I befriended his x who said he was exactly the same abusive shithead to her as he was to me, and the gf before us killed herself. We have little to NO doubt he pushed her to it, as he tried really hard to push us to it as well.

the bad sex was just part of it, part of his plot to fuck your self esteem.

By all accounts, astrologically we should have had incredible sex.

we are both leo moons
my venus is in cancer,m that should more than make up for any placements a guy might have that make things awkward.I dont remember anymore but I did it all up and we were ON PAPER super compatible, but in reality, he was a fat depressed loser with no sex drive who didnt eat pussy and lasted 3 minutes when fucking.
-shrug-

Posted by dewiklaessen1991
I guess you like boring (I wanna look interesting types) I'm a Virgo but never will I ever be with a Cap

LOL boring?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
not a word used to describe the wild insanity that is either my bff, or this guy.
truly way off base.

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
A far as I'm concerned Aquas are the new Scorpios, sociopathic losers I plan to avoid. I don't know why I'm supposedly such a match with those creatures or this idea that they're good in bed because absolutely fucking not.

Now CAPS ARE ANOTHER STORY,.

My best friend in all the world is a cap and she is fanfuckingtastic as a human being.

I just met a cappy guy and

omg

wow
just wow.

I don't think Aquarians are supposed to be a good match for Cancers.

they are though theyre like one of our major super matches, SUPPOSEDLY but I don't like any of the aquas I know.
I mean, I was completely head over heels for my aqua for ages all my original posts are 100% about him but, ugh.
over it.

Cancer and AIR?

I don't think so.... Cancer is the most sensitive (of the zodiac).

Aquarius can be the most detached-- the two signs are inconjunct... which may

account for a great deal o fascination, initially, but long term it's kind of ehh.

If, however, there is a complementary moon sign... like Aqua with a Taurus or

Cancer moon-- then it may be alright, or at least more harmonious.

Or even a Cancer with a Sag or Aqua moon.

Whatever, I'm glad you found a couple of good Capricorns. 🙂

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My chart is mostly air, and both our moons are leo.
for all intents and purposes we SHOULD have been an ideal sexual match at the very least
but there is just no accounting for personal autonomy sometimes.

for the record, being a cancer/leosun with a chart full of air is NOT EASY, im constantly doing things that flighty airy people do, and love, and then fullllly feeling and experiencing the consequences of those decisions.

le sigh

at least it keeps shit interesting

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
for the record, being a cancer/leosun with a chart full of air is NOT EASY, im constantly doing things that flighty airy people do, and love, and then fullllly feeling and experiencing the consequences of those decisions.

le sigh

at least it keeps shit interesting

aw. you remind me a little bit of Patty Smyth, Only because 1) she's Cancer sun 2) dated and married only air suns.

although you are now with a cap sun? she has leo mars. so the leo energy is there.

she was with a libra sun, named Richard Hell, had a child with him, and then finally settled with a famous tennis player Aquarius sun/gemini moon, John McEnroe, married a long time.