Best dating advice ever

Don’t ever put all your eggs in one basket!

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Posted by AquaClassy
Men like compliments. Do them, they get exited like child for candy 😁

Honestly, men hardly ever get genuine compliments.

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How I imagined it:

“LOOK AT YOU, opening that jar without spraining your wrist! 🎉”

Don’t date someone prettier than yourself.

Stay local in case you have to dip.

Always keep expectations low that way you can be pleasantly surprised later.

Trying to date a woman that is single is like 1 verse the whole world. Trying to date a woman in a relationship however, is simply a 1v1

Don’t have high expectations

Posted by BadderBunny
-Drive separately 😆

You're onto something there 😅

Best dating advice? Don’t date. It will all end in heartache anyway. Someone is bound to get hurt because there is always gonna be someone who likes the other more and when the next shiny new thing comes along you’re no longer shiny and new and they bounce. Remember….grass is always greener. Like when a dog takes a shit on a lawn, do they come back to that same lawn to take a shit or move on to another more greener lawn? Wait, I think I’m thinking of something else. Nevermind.

Posted by xyzabc
Best dating advice? Don’t date. It will all end in heartache anyway. Someone is bound to get hurt because there is always gonna be someone who likes the other more and when the next shiny new thing comes along you’re no longer shiny and new and they bounce. Remember….grass is always greener. Like when a dog takes a shit on a lawn, do they come back to that same lawn to take a shit or move on to another more greener lawn? Wait, I think I’m thinking of something else. Nevermind.

Dogs always shit in the same place

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Posted by xyzabc
Best dating advice? Don’t date. It will all end in heartache anyway. Someone is bound to get hurt because there is always gonna be someone who likes the other more and when the next shiny new thing comes along you’re no longer shiny and new and they bounce. Remember….grass is always greener. Like when a dog takes a shit on a lawn, do they come back to that same lawn to take a shit or move on to another more greener lawn? Wait, I think I’m thinking of something else. Nevermind.

Dogs always shit in the same place

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I know, bad analogy.

Posted by Soul
Trying to date a woman that is single is like 1 verse the whole world. Trying to date a woman in a relationship however, is simply a 1v1

Um...

Well...

Damn...

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Posted by Walk_on_by

Posted by xyzabc
Best dating advice? Don’t date. It will all end in heartache anyway. Someone is bound to get hurt because there is always gonna be someone who likes the other more and when the next shiny new thing comes along you’re no longer shiny and new and they bounce. Remember….grass is always greener. Like when a dog takes a shit on a lawn, do they come back to that same lawn to take a shit or move on to another more greener lawn? Wait, I think I’m thinking of something else. Nevermind.

Dogs always shit in the same place

I know, bad analogy.

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It actually describes a lot of relationships quite well

Make sure the person you’re interested in thinks you’re good looking

Men want respect and to be heard above all else

Women want emotional fulfillment, reassurance, and security

There’s a whole thing of many women selecting the biggest possible loser they can find and thinking they’ve struck the jackpot. I’m talking 4+ kids with all different women, evading child support on all accounts, unemployed, no money, criminal record, crippling debt, etc etc. I don’t even want to dissect that mess. Yea don’t do that. Just take men for face value, really, it’s that simple and not any deeper. What you see is what you get.

Make sure they like you more than you like them

Posted by borednbeautiful
Don’t ever put all your eggs in one basket!

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The Gemini chick who

Told me that folded at first sight to a Capricorn. So much for that

She didn’t take her own medicine and good for her cuz they still together

Hire a P.I.