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AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by starwars
@scruffles @cvurko @justagirl

sad to see you go, but not really cuz i wouldnt have made it with that 1/5 score LOL

I enjoy playing with you, you did great #dreamteam forever??
Is that your will? #lastwords
wanna help your sister from another mister, starwars out nd join her team?
I'm not your fallback plan
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I get it youre a strong pisces woman who dont need no man and doesnt take no for answer, but youll still be strong as a fall back plan
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Gonna start task 3 in the next 20-30 minutes

Ill give about 8 hours for 1 more person to join the game and join starwars. For now she has to be Project Manager since people cannot be it two times in row and fknnerd was the last one.

I may even let more than 1 person join (but will have to be an odd number) and shake the game up a bit and hopefully people will realize by then this is just a game and youre not actually going to be hired for a job by posting a troll thread and a dream thread concept. In fact Duncan will even ban you for your hard work.

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PhoenixRising
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP Boards

The game is meant to be fun

....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.

From the team that loses, someone will be fired.

I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players

If you want to join please post your

Sun

Moon

Rising

Merc

Mars

Venus

Placements

1. @Scruffles

2. @SakuraFlowers

3. @justagirl

4. @VirgoGent

5. @cvurko

6. @starwars

7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge

8. @Queenofthepheasantfairies

9. @FknNerd

10. @Damnata

How did I miss this game? *sigh*

Good luck peeps!



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AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP Boards

The game is meant to be fun

....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.

From the team that loses, someone will be fired.

I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players

If you want to join please post your

Sun

Moon

Rising

Merc

Mars

Venus

Placements

1. @Scruffles

2. @SakuraFlowers

3. @justagirl

4. @VirgoGent

5. @cvurko

6. @starwars

7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge

8. @Queenofthepheasantfairies

9. @FknNerd

10. @Damnata

How did I miss this game? *sigh*

Good luck peeps!



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We have an opening
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Duncan was upset that UVD did not create the hit UVD judgemental company thread in the fashion and beauty board yesterday and was like fuck her, basically

I still maintain she was illegally sold to the Geminis and her vagina is now being used as a muse for Gemini dude's love poetry.

#freeUVD

#We'llGetHerBack

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LMAO

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Posted by palehooves
yeah i saw starlover talking about that earlier. strange if that's what's happening.

has UVD tried to make a new name to see if it'll let her on at all?
UVD says she's not making a new account cuz she's a fix sign and just wants her account back
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She may have to make a new one if yall lose and she wants to fight for her life in this game during questioning ๐Ÿ˜›
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Posted by sakuraflowers
Posted by palehooves
yeah i saw starlover talking about that earlier. strange if that's what's happening.

has UVD tried to make a new name to see if it'll let her on at all?
UVD says she's not making a new account cuz she's a fix sign and just wants her account back
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She may have to make a new one if yall lose and she wants to fight for her life in this game during questioning ๐Ÿ˜›
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP Boards

The game is meant to be fun

....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.

From the team that loses, someone will be fired.

I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players

If you want to join please post your

Sun

Moon

Rising

Merc

Mars

Venus

Placements

1. @Scruffles

2. @SakuraFlowers

3. @justagirl

4. @VirgoGent

5. @cvurko

6. @starwars

7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge

8. @Queenofthepheasantfairies

9. @FknNerd

10. @Damnata

How did I miss this game? *sigh*

Good luck peeps!




We have an opening
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Y'all are 93 pages deep and 5 days along and you have an opening?

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...Either the host threw a curve ball or some drama went down.

*still catching up*
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AfternoonDelights22
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Task #3

-Must create 4 short โ€œRadio commercialsโ€ using vocaroo. The teams must write/create and record the commercials. You can try and add background music or sound effects or whatever else you can think of to each commercial. Each team must do the following ads:



*A 20 second commercial about/promoting the DXP Politics board. [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 20 seconds nor shorter than 18 seconds or points will be deducted.]

*A 30 second commercial about/promoting DXP Mafia games [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 30 seconds nor shorter than 27 seconds or points will be deducted]

*A 30 second commercial about/promoting the book series My Ratchet Secret [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 30 seconds nor shorter than 27 seconds or points will be deducted]

*A 45 Second commercial promoting anything DXP related of your choosing. Must be a positive promotion. [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 45 seconds nor shorter than 42 seconds or points will be deducted]

You MUST use vocaroo to record and You MUST PM ME THE FINISHED PRODUCT WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THEM.

Once both teams are done I will post each vocaroo head to head for both teams on the Apprentice thread.

Each vocaroo will be graded separately on the following so pay close attention to the criteria:

How well you sold the โ€œproductโ€

How creative it was

How entertaining it was

BONUS POINTS: [*A team can get anywhere from 1 to 15 Bonus Points if they can come up with an original jingle to sing/perform for one of their commercials. The jingle has to at least be 5 seconds long and depending on how good it is will get corresponding bonus points. An entire commercial cannot just be a jingle it has to be more]



Team must have the Vocaroos in my inbox by 6 00 PM tomorrow
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Aight so this was the gist tho there was a bit more to it

TASK #1

-Each team must decide to post a thread on either the Gemini board or the Leo board. This thread is to elicit as many responses as you can from the DXP member that have the sign of the board you choose to post on.



Lol. This explains Scruffle's thread.
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Posted by Damnata
I'm here to make my team great again (don't know if it was before but Trump won with the same idea about America being great so you know..)

Also you owe me ๐Ÿ˜›

Man 95 pages to catch up on roflmao.

Hell to the yes! ๐Ÿ˜„

#Romanianreplacementkiller
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The satisfaction I get when Pisces men are like "Waaait, where those virgos we rely on at??"...priceless.
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
We need a new season of DXPnet Beach @AfternoonDelights22
Im waiting for you to slap a ho so I can have new footage for the intro
People only talk shit about me when I'm away though.



So I doubt I'll have to slap a ho anytime soon. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Well since this is DXP just give it time

But make sure to @ Me when it happens lol
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AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
We need a new season of DXPnet Beach @AfternoonDelights22
Im waiting for you to slap a ho so I can have new footage for the intro
People only talk shit about me when I'm away though.



So I doubt I'll have to slap a ho anytime soon. ๐Ÿ˜ข
Youve got 2 libra moons now aware of the situation....we can make it happen. Theres no one better at starting and fanning fires ๐Ÿ˜›

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True that tho more so the pouring gasoline on the flames
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
A big loss for @DreamTeam

But what is one teams loss is #Winning's game

can this change momentum?

We'll find out tomorrow



Lol. Okay the reason for the vacancy wasn't as dramatic as I thought, but I was definitely at the edge of my seat and mid bite of my cookie while waiting for the outcome of the video.

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no it really wasn't

lol
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Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by palehooves
dammit i forgot champ was on the other team. #conflicted

What are the teams?

Who's on what team?
damnta fknnerd, starwars is dream team

sakura, virgogent, unusualvaginal discharge is team #winning

i don't think anyone else is playing. like half of dream team rage quit earlier today so damnata is pulling a solid and making the game actually work now.
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noo scruff didn't rage quit

i emo quit ๐Ÿ˜›
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AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Who needs DXP Bachelorette

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That would be gold!

Y&R has been weak as hell for past month or so. I need someone's brother to sleep with someone's wife soon. A DXP rose ceremony would work though. Make it happen Jigsaw. I can just picture all of the sacred trust PMs being revealed now.

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lmao it would be pretty funny

too bad UVD is so damn picky. The contestants would be a mannequins