@AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by starwars
@scruffles @cvurko @justagirlsad to see you go, but not really cuz i wouldnt have made it with that 1/5 score LOL
I enjoy playing with you, you did great #dreamteam forever??
Is that your will? #lastwords
wanna help your sister from another mister, starwars out nd join her team?
I'm not your fallback plan
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I get it youre a strong pisces woman who dont need no man and doesnt take no for answer, but youll still be strong as a fall back plan
Posted by palehooves
so when do people start throwing other people under the bus? this has been a love fest so far with people talking about how great their teams are.
idk about a love fest but def a Living in Denial Fest
Posted by palehooves
nights you need to somehow convinced dazed to play. he'll end friendship for good over this shit. lmao.isn't he always winning these stupid games too though? i rarely pay attention to this shit.
Ever since winning the DXPF he's gone on a cold streak
Gonna start task 3 in the next 20-30 minutes
Ill give about 8 hours for 1 more person to join the game and join starwars. For now she has to be Project Manager since people cannot be it two times in row and fknnerd was the last one.
I may even let more than 1 person join (but will have to be an odd number) and shake the game up a bit and hopefully people will realize by then this is just a game and youre not actually going to be hired for a job by posting a troll thread and a dream thread concept. In fact Duncan will even ban you for your hard work.
Duncan was upset that UVD did not create the hit UVD judgemental company thread in the fashion and beauty board yesterday and was like fuck her, basically
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP BoardsThe game is meant to be fun
....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.
From the team that loses, someone will be fired.
I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players
If you want to join please post your
Sun
Moon
Rising
Merc
Mars
Venus
Placements
1. @Scruffles
2. @SakuraFlowers
3. @justagirl
4. @VirgoGent
5. @cvurko
6. @starwars
7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
9. @FknNerd
10. @Damnata
How did I miss this game? *sigh*
Good luck peeps!
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP BoardsThe game is meant to be fun
....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.
From the team that loses, someone will be fired.
I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players
If you want to join please post your
Sun
Moon
Rising
Merc
Mars
Venus
Placements
1. @Scruffles
2. @SakuraFlowers
3. @justagirl
4. @VirgoGent
5. @cvurko
6. @starwars
7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
9. @FknNerd
10. @Damnata
How did I miss this game? *sigh*
Good luck peeps!
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We have an opening
Ive sent PMs to the players
if you didnt get a PM let me know
Ill post in on the boards soon tho
*eats chocolate chip cookies while catching up....*
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Duncan was upset that UVD did not create the hit UVD judgemental company thread in the fashion and beauty board yesterday and was like fuck her, basicallyI still maintain she was illegally sold to the Geminis and her vagina is now being used as a muse for Gemini dude's love poetry.
#We'llGetHerBack
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LMAO
Posted by palehooves
yeah i saw starlover talking about that earlier. strange if that's what's happening.has UVD tried to make a new name to see if it'll let her on at all?
UVD says she's not making a new account cuz she's a fix sign and just wants her account back
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She may have to make a new one if yall lose and she wants to fight for her life in this game during questioning 😛
Posted by palehooves
yeah i saw starlover talking about that earlier. strange if that's what's happening.has UVD tried to make a new name to see if it'll let her on at all?
UVD says she's not making a new account cuz she's a fix sign and just wants her account back
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She may have to make a new one if yall lose and she wants to fight for her life in this game during questioning 😛
BREAKING NEWS....
Stay tuned
BREAKING NEWS...
Stay Tuned
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
In this game two teams will vie to accomplish different tasks among the DXP BoardsThe game is meant to be fun
....tho you may have to throw someone under the bus at some point.
From the team that loses, someone will be fired.
I need at least 8 players and no more than 10. Has to be an even number of players
If you want to join please post your
Sun
Moon
Rising
Merc
Mars
Venus
Placements
1. @Scruffles
2. @SakuraFlowers
3. @justagirl
4. @VirgoGent
5. @cvurko
6. @starwars
7. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
9. @FknNerd
10. @Damnata
How did I miss this game? *sigh*
Good luck peeps!
We have an opening
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Y'all are 93 pages deep and 5 days along and you have an opening?
...Either the host threw a curve ball or some drama went down.
*still catching up*
@ScreamQueens now have a 3rd member again
Good luck
and dont fuck it up
Task #3
-Must create 4 short “Radio commercials” using vocaroo. The teams must write/create and record the commercials. You can try and add background music or sound effects or whatever else you can think of to each commercial. Each team must do the following ads:
*A 20 second commercial about/promoting the DXP Politics board. [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 20 seconds nor shorter than 18 seconds or points will be deducted.]
*A 30 second commercial about/promoting DXP Mafia games [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 30 seconds nor shorter than 27 seconds or points will be deducted]
*A 30 second commercial about/promoting the book series My Ratchet Secret [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 30 seconds nor shorter than 27 seconds or points will be deducted]
*A 45 Second commercial promoting anything DXP related of your choosing. Must be a positive promotion. [The commercial CANNOT be longer than 45 seconds nor shorter than 42 seconds or points will be deducted]
You MUST use vocaroo to record and You MUST PM ME THE FINISHED PRODUCT WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THEM.
Once both teams are done I will post each vocaroo head to head for both teams on the Apprentice thread.
Each vocaroo will be graded separately on the following so pay close attention to the criteria:
How well you sold the “product”
How creative it was
How entertaining it was
BONUS POINTS: [*A team can get anywhere from 1 to 15 Bonus Points if they can come up with an original jingle to sing/perform for one of their commercials. The jingle has to at least be 5 seconds long and depending on how good it is will get corresponding bonus points. An entire commercial cannot just be a jingle it has to be more]
Team must have the Vocaroos in my inbox by 6 00 PM tomorrow
est that is
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Aight so this was the gist tho there was a bit more to itTASK #1
-Each team must decide to post a thread on either the Gemini board or the Leo board. This thread is to elicit as many responses as you can from the DXP member that have the sign of the board you choose to post on.
Lol. This explains Scruffle's thread.
Good evening darlings!
😄
elle is now having second thoughts despite her awesome intro lmao
Dream Team is cursed!
But I think Damnata is coming to the rescue
Posted by Damnata
Good evening darlings!😄
Youre now on an all virgo team
So help them
Theyve had the roughest 24 hours in DXP Game history
I'm here to make my team great again (don't know if it was before but Trump won with the same idea about America being great so you know..)
Also you owe me 😛
Man 95 pages to catch up on roflmao.
Posted by Scruffles
idk what you all are talking about but my crush on cuteboy is real.
Then again....Aqua Moon...
Posted by Damnata
I'm here to make my team great again (don't know if it was before but Trump won with the same idea about America being great so you know..)Also you owe me 😛
Man 95 pages to catch up on roflmao.
Hell to the yes! 😄
#Romanianreplacementkiller
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The satisfaction I get when Pisces men are like "Waaait, where those virgos we rely on at??"...priceless.
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
We need a new season of DXPnet Beach @AfternoonDelights22
Im waiting for you to slap a ho so I can have new footage for the intro
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
We need a new season of DXPnet Beach @AfternoonDelights22Im waiting for you to slap a ho so I can have new footage for the intro
People only talk shit about me when I'm away though.
So I doubt I'll have to slap a ho anytime soon. 😢
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Well since this is DXP just give it time
But make sure to @ Me when it happens lol
Posted by Damnata
Good evening darlings!😄
Posted by Damnata
Good evening darlings!😄
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/dead
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
We need a new season of DXPnet Beach @AfternoonDelights22Im waiting for you to slap a ho so I can have new footage for the intro
People only talk shit about me when I'm away though.
So I doubt I'll have to slap a ho anytime soon. 😢
Youve got 2 libra moons now aware of the situation....we can make it happen. Theres no one better at starting and fanning fires 😛
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True that tho more so the pouring gasoline on the flames
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
A big loss for @DreamTeamBut what is one teams loss is #Winning's game
can this change momentum?
We'll find out tomorrow
Lol. Okay the reason for the vacancy wasn't as dramatic as I thought, but I was definitely on the edge of my seat and mid bite of my cookie while waiting for the outcome of the video.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
A big loss for @DreamTeamBut what is one teams loss is #Winning's game
can this change momentum?
We'll find out tomorrow
Lol. Okay the reason for the vacancy wasn't as dramatic as I thought, but I was definitely at the edge of my seat and mid bite of my cookie while waiting for the outcome of the video.
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no it really wasn't
lol
Posted by palehooves
dammit i forgot champ was on the other team. #conflictedWhat are the teams?
Who's on what team?
damnta fknnerd, starwars is dream team
sakura, virgogent, unusualvaginal discharge is team #winning
i don't think anyone else is playing. like half of dream team rage quit earlier today so damnata is pulling a solid and making the game actually work now.
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noo scruff didn't rage quit
i emo quit 😛
Posted by palehooves
why don't all the judges post their scores and shit though? dickbutt has been but no one else has. or the reason why people were scored the way they are.
I like to keep people on their toes
Posted by feby
I could post mine but my commentaries are super cheesy
doooooo it, let's see the cheeeeseee..
wait nm
thats who cut the cheeeseee
Who needs DXP Bachelorette
That would be gold!
Y&R has been weak as hell for past month or so. I need someone's brother to sleep with someone's wife soon. A DXP rose ceremony would work though. Make it happen Jigsaw. I can just picture all of the sacred trust PMs being revealed now.
Who needs DXP Bachelorette
That would be gold!
Y&R has been weak as hell for past month or so. I need someone's brother to sleep with someone's wife soon. A DXP rose ceremony would work though. Make it happen Jigsaw. I can just picture all of the sacred trust PMs being revealed now.
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lmao it would be pretty funny
too bad UVD is so damn picky. The contestants would be a mannequins
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by palehooves
so when do we get to hear these things?6pm est
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You're back... What happened?
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by palehooves
so when do we get to hear these things?6pm est
You're back... What happened?
Ban was lifted
Idk y I was banned
Lol
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Glad you back
1 hour left to get your vocaroos into my inbox or mucho points will be deducted
It was close but everyone got theirs in on time
@feby
@DickButt
let me know when yall are around
I will be posting these 1 subject at a time starting in a bit
*Hopes to hear @starwars voice*
Posted by Virgorean
*Hopes to hear @starwars voice*
In vain.
Posted by Virgorean
*Hopes to hear @starwars voice*In vain.
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I picture her with a really cute squeaky voice.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by Virgorean
*Hopes to hear @starwars voice*In vain.
I picture her with a really cute squeaky voice.
as do I
like Tiffany from Adventure Time
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And you have that sultry Scorpio voice going for you 😉
I hope you're singing in yours.
Posted by Virgorean
*Hopes to hear @starwars voice*In vain.
Did they end up coming back around eventually? I slept last night before they had. Lol
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One can say that.
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wanna help your sister from another mister, starwars out nd join her team?