@LadyNeptune
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They don't call you
Who Are the Zodiac Tricksters and What Do They Do
Zodiac tricksters are zodiac signs known for their cleverness, deception, or playful mischief. They often use wit and charm to manipulate situations or entertain. Understanding these signs can help you recognize their behaviors and motives better. These signs include Gemini, Scorpio, and Aquarius, each with unique traits related to trickery or cleverness.
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
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And yet you did...
Posted by MiZLeo
LOL that's so Wrong!
He is CONSTANTLY trying to fuck with me. If he ever stops thats when I'll know its over.
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
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Awww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
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You are very perceptive!
And...don’t worry, we love each other.
Right boo? Lmao
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Awww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.
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I am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? Ahhhh
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
And yet you did...
I'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
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Naw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Awww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.
I am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? Ahhhh
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Where did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Awww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.
I am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? Ahhhh
Where did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.
I been told her that. She need to find a hobby. Unfortunately tho, shes weak and couldn't handle the heat and i think she blocked me.
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Hating on younger women who aren't slutty hoe bags is her hobby. Ayyyeeeeee
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
And yet you did...
I'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Naw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.
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You "don't care" and yet you responded...
Amateur. 😏
Posted by neves
Amateur. 😏
'splain
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
And yet you did...
I'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Naw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.
You "don't care" and yet you responded...
You do come off as unhappy in life. It might be a pisces thing cause p angel is the
Same way
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How so?
Stop being a negative nancy on my fun Gemini thread. Shoo! Be gone.
Posted by OCJack
They also don't call them the gayest little bitches of the zodiac for nothin either.So... there's that.
Says the dude whose bi. LOL
Posted by xyinsaturn
I do this to fam and friends
It’s how you show you care 😍
Posted by OCJack
With a title like that, you know what they actually DON'T call Gemini men?..........Manly.
Butt hurt isn’t a good look on you.
Posted by neves
Amateur. 😏'splain
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He may be a trickster - but a harmless joke like that puts him in junior league - compared to other Geminis. 😝
Posted by xyinsaturn
I do this to fam and friendsIt’s how you show you care 😍
It's to show we're comfortable and to share that youth.
To show that we care is tapping into both twins and inspiring them to balance out. Peace with yin and yang. We can't properly function if we tap into just one side unlike other signs. I feel like you have it good with the gem.
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He’s definately a good egg
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
I was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
And yet you did...
I'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Naw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.
You "don't care" and yet you responded...
You do come off as unhappy in life. It might be a pisces thing cause p angel is the
Same way
How so?
Stop being a negative nancy on my fun Gemini thread. Shoo! Be gone.
You enjoy arguing. No chill
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Your bro comes all the way to my thread, despite claiming to not care, in order to tell me I have a stick up my ass. And I’m the one with no chill. Right 🙄🙄🙄
Posted by Ravishing
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
LOL
Dude it’s been over 2.5 years already 😱
Posted by Ravishing
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
LOL
Dude it’s been over 2.5 years already 😱
Omg how cute. I bet he trolls you a lot. LOL.
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All the time. Thank god my Aries Moon can take a joke
Sorry @ocjack. Dat ass is mine, don’t be jelly.
Posted by PeanutPunch
Easy there little guy, before your saltiness starts to corrode your skin.My best friend is a Gemini, and a friend of mine's daughter who is a sweet little precious babu is a Gemini. Those are the only Geminis that have any sort of interaction or intersection with my life. There's no Gemini who hurt me or stole my girl or whatever it is you think I'm supposed to be salty about. The point is that my best friend is hella flamboyantly homosexual and very feminine for a male, and beyond that the only other Gemini I know is literally A LITTLE GIRL. As well every Gemini on DXP definitely aint masculine.
Also just based on the nature of Gemini.
The nature of Gem is 100% feminine.
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Gemini is a MASCULINE sign.
Posted by Ravishing
I personally just believe that all signs like a little bit of Gemini energy, even if they don't want to admit it. We are cute, charming and lovable. And mean well, but a little crazy. Everyone needs a crazy Gemini in their lives. I have laugh cried with the most serious people I have ever met. Like we're crying but laughing and cracking eachother up at the same time. Gems will do that to ya,A "little bit" doesn't explain why she would date one. I only like my best friend's charm a LITTLE bit. I know that relationship wise we really aren't compatible because he's way too much of a panderer and submissive.
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You do not = me.
Unless your gonna talk about how Gemini’s are tricksters, door to exit is just over there. K thanks byyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Posted by Ravishing
I'm a former make up artist dude, I've been doing it professionally since High School. What do you want me to talk about?And I don't "try" to be feminine. It just... Comes. Like I'm a Gemini. I'll talk about whatever comes to my head.
I guess the best way to explain what I am tryin to say is. If you were an actual woman, you'd be the annoying girl that nobody wants to interact with cause she talks too much and talks about weird ass shit. Aside from the sexual fanfiction which for whatever hilarious reason, is actually popular among the women here.
And also, I don't want to offend you, I am 100% serious, but I feel like you have some variation of autism or something. You can't differentiate between one of my troll threads and jokes or when I'm being real. Like you think everything I say on here about "vageenkas" and stuff is me being 100% serious. Or like my crazy troll sex threads. Or when I post a stupid dramatic gif. Everyone else on here seems to get me and my crazy sense of humor except you. You think everything I post on here is so serious.
I probs have Aspergers, but even then it's not that I don't get that you're making a joke. I consciously can recognize that. But it's such a lame joke that /I'm/ serious. It doesn't engage me in the way required for me to ACKNOWLEDGE it as a joke. Like really? Vageenka? You couldn't have practiced your comedy routine enough by now to make better jokes?
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Everyone else thinks it’s funny. Maybe it’s your humor that blows.
Posted by TheTinMan
I almost wanna ask Jack if he's sure he's a Libra. But nevermind. Instead I'll just Google Libra and see fo myself if this a Libra thing.
Ocjack is to the libras what Gemitati is to the Gemini’s.
Posted by LadyNeptune
You do not = me.Aka you like submissive little bitch men. It's okay, it's perfectly alright. Just admit it, at least.
Unless your gonna talk about how Gemini’s are tricksters, door to exit is just over there. K thanks byyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Tricksterness is the most feminine trait of them all. I mean why else do you think Loki the literal embodiment of it is a thin little girly boy and Thor the embodiment of Strength and Masculinity is a big swole honest and straightforward dude?
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Wouldn’t that make us the same since you love to hit some dude booty. Ayyyyeeeeeee
Terramine makin' a move!
Step 1: discredit the gem
Step 2: offer shoulder when step #1 is complete
Step 3: pine for an internship at the Trade your marriage for a garden LLC
Step 4: marr.... 😆
I see all my haters are coming out to say hi. Hi bitches 👋👋👋
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Posted by LadyNeptune
I see all my haters are coming out to say hi. Hi bitches 👋👋👋
LMAO why would you think i hate you?
Posted by LadyNeptune
Wouldn’t that make us the same since you love to hit some dude booty. AyyyyeeeeeeeThat's lust. I can't actually respect someone who is too submissive. We are similar in ways. You're independent and strong minded.
Anyways you realize I'm mostly just ragging on you right? Jerkin your chain? It'd be stupid if someone actually was like "You know what, you're right, I'm going to abandon this person cause you ragged on them." I would feel so bad LMAO
It's an antagonistic thing. Pokin ya and messin with ya to test your resolve.
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Ditto.
Don’t worry...One day you’ll find your feminine Gem who will spread those cheeks and dick you down good.
Posted by Ravishing
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
LOL
It baffles me too! I'm surprised he hasnt jumped ship.
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Hateraide
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
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Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
Your moons!
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Mercury very compatible too. Great synastry between our charts.
Astrology is kinda bs tho let’s be honest.
I got to page 4, then got extreamly exited from all the chaos. Are things still going bad here? Good, good.
🙂
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
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So much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
So much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.
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Yep, Aries Moon And Taurus ven
Cap mars and ascendant
Pisces Mercury
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Posted by MiZLeo
LOL that's so Wrong!He is CONSTANTLY trying to fuck with me. If he ever stops thats when I'll know its over.
What if one day hes being serious about something and by that point your all "k whatevs stfu im busy" and he drowns in the toilet or something. Tragic.
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/dead
I just imagined a jumanji sized river of poo sweeping him away LMAO
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
but what was he supposed to use?
plus i'd be more concerned about his digestive health than the cleaning lol
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He told me he was gonna use my dog as the plunger cause he 'couldn't find it'. Thats when I knew he was full of it. He loves that dog more than he loves me.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
So much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.
Yep, Aries Moon And Taurus ven
Cap mars and ascendant
Pisces Mercury
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So the Aries Moon and Taurus Venus are the same. I thought you were Taurus Mars also. Anyway. You and your Gem are 🙏 I love seeing people be happy.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
Aww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
So much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.
Yep, Aries Moon And Taurus ven
Cap mars and ascendant
Pisces Mercury
So the Aries Moon and Taurus Venus are the same. I thought you were Taurus Mars also. Anyway. You and your Gem are 🙏 I love seeing people be happy.
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Yeah he for sure makes me happy 🙂
Lucky af to have him in my life. And the funny thing is we almost missed out on getting together even tho we knew of each other from afar for 5/6years. Life is funny like that.
Posted by sierra_
i remember my gem cousin always fake-fainting when arguing with her cancer boyfriendbut she's basically a gemini-leo with her chart
Yo!! He pretended to pass out saturday night. We had been drinking and smoking. Usually he doesn't partake but this time he did. I was all 'wow are you alright' *pats cheeks
Then he jumps up and tickles me to death.
Posted by ManInTheMoon
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.Lmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Awww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.
I am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? Ahhhh
Where did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.
I been told her that. She need to find a hobby. Unfortunately tho, shes weak and couldn't handle the heat and i think she blocked me.
Hating on younger women who aren't slutty hoe bags is her hobby. Ayyyeeeeee
I'm not gonna tell you no lie. Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a Gemini because of the way some geminis act not only in real life but on line too and yeah I gotta say gemitati is most definitely one of them. For this reason is why Taurus is my all time favorite sign. I never once see a Taurus cut up.
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So go hide and cry in a corner somewhere. Embarrassing! Lmao
Old dry piece of wood you are...fuck off of my ass...turd!
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