Punch in the face button

Since the incorporation of the "Like button" on this site along with the frustration of being unable to deliver the appropriate level of response I would like the Punch in the face button and technology or establishment to accommodate such request. Since I, the one with the initial idea, will have full immunity to the button.

Suggestions for the executing the punch in the face will be a headquarters of devoted people vigorously monitoring everyone's post. Dispatch offices across the globe with teams of brawny hairy bearded flannel wearing men will be on stand by 24/7/365 ready for the call from the local dispatch office. Each team composed of 2 men will be sent to the person's location. One click of the button, one team will be sent via horseback within 72 hours. Two clicks - 48 hours. 5 clicks - 24 hours, via Toyota Prius, and something witty will be said before and after the punch to the face, 10 clicks - 8 hours, 4 teams by helicopter, steaming live. 29 clicks - This will be when the alarms will start blaring and lights will flash, every other click for a punch in the face will be postponed. The person receiving the 29 will be black bagged, kidnapped, tied, gagged, naked, punched in the face by everyone in the company and their families, everyone on Wall Street, the 29 people who clicked the button, punched in the face by Obama and finally Jared formally from Subway