wagtail
@wagtail
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How do I get to work in Winter...
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iceimply can't imagine!
skid outta here !
why do they put salt on the road ? cause pepper makes you sneeze ... lololol
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"I understand how batteries feel, because I'm rarely ever included in things either"
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers, is a small medium at large...
What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas.
Tinselitus.
Tinselitus.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle.
Too many cheetahs.
Too many cheetahs.
@TauroMale22 get in here, I know you have more of these up your sleeve 😆
Posted by wagtailThis looks like the Sydney Opera House 😛
Posted by Ram416😆 holycrab it does!!Posted by wagtailThis looks like the Sydney Opera House 😛click to expand
Posted by Ram416Posted by wagtailThis looks like the Sydney Opera House 😛click to expand
Actually now that you mention it - we have this little guy hanging out at the Opera House these daysh... he's been chilling there for a few years now, since he was only a few months old 🙂
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
A. Ground beef.
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