Gemitati
@Gemitati
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My old lover. And I mean OLD!
Posted by roleplayDoes your mom wears dentures?
That would be so cute. You’ll swap dentures when you french kiss
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesOk. Let’s find out...Posted by GemitatiDont be an idiot. He might leave you a fortune in his will. A lot of old people are rich and act like they have no money.
I work in a facility for elders.
80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me. I said I like you too...
So he always talking to me and today finally HE ASKED ME OUT!
And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apartment...
I am not sure what to do. Should I ask his sign? What if we are not compatible!!! Lmao
Seriously...what are these morons thinking? Or is it me? What can be I doing wearing SCRUBS so old man thinking he can get me—
How ugly am I? Lmao...
It’ll so uncomfortable now...click to expand
Posted by Gemitati
I work in a facility for elders.
80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me.
And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apartment...
I am not sure what to do.
Lucky you. Pop out your teeth and get to sucking.
Posted by TheRabbitYour jealousy is out of place!
Jokes forum.
Gtfoh.
Posted by RavishingOk. Can I use yours?
Get that sophisticated granny cock ~
Posted by LadyNeptunelolPosted by Gemitati
I work in a facility for elders.
80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me.
And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apartment...
I am not sure what to do.
Lucky you. Pop out your teeth and get to sucking.
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aww.
Posted by OCJackIf I had inherited money I would buy you sense of humor, IDIOT!!!
Oh for god's sake. What in the hell happened to the Scorpio Affair? Now you're going to cheat on both him and your husband with an 80 year old hag? I swear to fucking God.
It doesn't make any sense. You claimed you were only cheating on your husband with the Scorpio because he neglects you. So why are you being such a retarded whore in regards to the Scorpio too?
Posted by nanoLet’s laugh before some idiot here will chew me up with their brainless humorless replies...
Also lol @ gemitati's 3rd man 😛
Yes, ask his sign
Posted by edgelordExcept I do know his!!! ⚰️
gem love doesn't know any age! 😆
Posted by LadyNeptuneGive your poor mother a brake!Posted by Gemitati
I work in a facility for elders.
80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me.
And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apartment...
I am not sure what to do.
Lucky you. Pop out your teeth and get to sucking.
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And bye 102 isn’t 51...unless you wondering...
I am sorry women in your family don’t grow old pretty.
Posted by GemitatiSheeeeet if your getting with 80 year old dudes you may as well be 102.Posted by LadyNeptuneGive your poor mother a brake!Posted by Gemitati
I work in a facility for elders.
80 y/old man always told me I am cute and he likes me.
And after I’ve escaped - he saw me again and asked me to stop by at his apartment...
I am not sure what to do.
Lucky you. Pop out your teeth and get to sucking.
And bye 102 isn’t 51...unless you wondering...
I am sorry women in your family don’t grow old pretty.click to expand
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
Posted by OCJackYou right! It did happened and I did think it’s a joke and who’d dare he is is what is he thinking...Posted by Gemitati
If I had inherited money I would buy you sense of humor, IDIOT!!!
I'm pretty certain you only put this in the joke's section to pretend like you have a semblance of a sense of what is whack to do. But knowing you, you really could end up in this situation.
I'm 100% convinced this is a very real situation that happened. Which again, jokes aside, you focused on what he must be thinking. Not on "Oh how dare he when I have a lover already."
It shows where your mind is at.click to expand
So I’ve decided to post it to stir up this stale pond...
Posted by TimonLmao! What if he will want to watch it until a sunrise? Sexy beast...and I mean he does look like a beast! 🤣
You should accept and go watch the sunset with him or sunrise. 😂😂😂💦
It might be his very last one. 😱
Posted by TimonHow is after sunrise one more more human? LolPosted by GemitatiJust don't give him a heart attack before sunrise. 😂😂😂Posted by TimonLmao! What if he will want to watch it until a sunrise? Sexy beast...and I mean he does look like a beast! 🤣
You should accept and go watch the sunset with him or sunrise. 😂😂😂💦
It might be his very last one. 😱
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Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.click to expand
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.click to expand
Posted by ariesnoI know...but I scared shitless..
Yes, ask his sign, that is the most important thing.
Posted by TheRabbitNo! He just gave me me his phone number written colligtaficaly on a piece of paper torn from some shit piece of paper:::
@Gemitati
Have you pulled his plug yet?
I am laughing because it’s aFucking funny!
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
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Jelly?
😂😂😂
Posted by GemitatiThat is as stupid as it gets.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
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No one here fuks teenagers...except your mom! Wondering how much he charges...
Don’t tell me it’s love...
She gave you birth when he was born...
Awesome shit...
Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
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Posted by TheRabbitLast time I did...he died...
@Gemitati
Have you pulled his plug yet?
Posted by LadyNeptuneExcuse me...I don’t fuck babies...Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
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It’s your moms department so ask he how dare she when her daughter has a dog...only...poor thing
Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
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I am no cougar.
Posted by clownloyalIt’s ok! I was just lmao wondering what is he thinking...and I am going to see him all the time...will probably have to get nasty one day. Will see...
I'm not saying you're ugly but the man shot his shot and he's feeling quite confident in his game
Posted by TheRabbitPosted by GemitatiLast time? LOLPosted by TheRabbitLast time I did...he died...
@Gemitati
Have you pulled his plug yet?
How many old men have you pulled the plug on, Dr. Kevorkian?click to expand
Posted by GemitatiPosted by TheRabbitPosted by GemitatiLast time? LOLPosted by TheRabbitLast time I did...he died...
@Gemitati
Have you pulled his plug yet?
How many old men have you pulled the plug on, Dr. Kevorkian?click to expand
Posted by GemitatiMy math sucks when I am drunk...Posted by TheRabbitPosted by GemitatiLast time? LOLPosted by TheRabbitLast time I did...he died...
@Gemitati
Have you pulled his plug yet?
How many old men have you pulled the plug on, Dr. Kevorkian?click to expand
But my bank account seems ok so I am probably pulling ok...what do you think?
And keep away from me. I do like you with that joint in your teeth...you have some $ $ $ don’t you?
Posted by Gemitati38 isn’t a teenager...Posted by GemitatiThat is as stupid as it gets.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
No one here fuks teenagers...except your mom! Wondering how much he charges...
Don’t tell me it’s love...
She gave you birth when he was born...
Awesome shit...
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Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
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Who knows.. you might fall in love with him if you find out he's a scorp.
Posted by LadyNeptuneTo 62 he is!Posted by Gemitati38 isn’t a teenager...Posted by GemitatiThat is as stupid as it gets.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
No one here fuks teenagers...except your mom! Wondering how much he charges...
Don’t tell me it’s love...
She gave you birth when he was born...
Awesome shit...
click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
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Posted by EtienneLantierThat’s my biggest fear...lmao
Who knows.. you might fall in love with him if you find out he's a scorp.
Posted by GemitatiDitto to a 51 with 80 😂Posted by LadyNeptuneTo 62 he is!Posted by Gemitati38 isn’t a teenager...Posted by GemitatiThat is as stupid as it gets.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
No one here fuks teenagers...except your mom! Wondering how much he charges...
Don’t tell me it’s love...
She gave you birth when he was born...
Awesome shit...
click to expand
Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
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Posted by LadyNeptuneExcept I am not DOING it and your mom DOES!!! Shit up cougars baby!Posted by GemitatiDitto to a 51 with 80 😂Posted by LadyNeptuneTo 62 he is!Posted by Gemitati38 isn’t a teenager...Posted by GemitatiThat is as stupid as it gets.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am glad your mom lets you see her bf balls!Posted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
No one here fuks teenagers...except your mom! Wondering how much he charges...
Don’t tell me it’s love...
She gave you birth when he was born...
Awesome shit...
click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
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But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!click to expand
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
Posted by LadyNeptuneI’ll never believe he is with her for love!Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
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Apparently her surgeons are miracle workers. Still...it’s creepy.
No man will have older if he can have younger! Lie! Nonsense! Or deep car of momma sugarism...or citizenship issue.
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneI’ll never believe he is with her for love!Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
Apparently her surgeons are miracle workers. Still...it’s creepy.
No man will have older if he can have younger! Lie! Nonsense! Or deep car of momma sugarism...or citizenship issue.
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You would think so right?
But no, she’s living at his place. He takes care of all the bills...everything. She doesn’t pay for shit.
Posted by LadyNeptuneSo all I can think of is he likes to play with her dentures while she is giving him bj!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneI’ll never believe he is with her for love!Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
Apparently her surgeons are miracle workers. Still...it’s creepy.
No man will have older if he can have younger! Lie! Nonsense! Or deep car of momma sugarism...or citizenship issue.
You would think so right?
But no, she’s living at his place. He takes care of all the bills...everything. She doesn’t pay for shit.
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Posted by LadyNeptuneNo boo...I never think of women of my age and dentures. But you do. So it means you saw her without. Otherwise why would you even think of that?Posted by GemitatiNo dentures. Thats your thing booPosted by LadyNeptuneSo all I can think of is he likes to play with her dentures while she is giving him bj!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneI’ll never believe he is with her for love!Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
Apparently her surgeons are miracle workers. Still...it’s creepy.
No man will have older if he can have younger! Lie! Nonsense! Or deep car of momma sugarism...or citizenship issue.
You would think so right?
But no, she’s living at his place. He takes care of all the bills...everything. She doesn’t pay for shit.
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You started calling me old when I am younger than your mother. So it means at 51 she looked...well...bad.
So you think 50 is old. Because of what you saw! Otherwise why?
Come up with some stupid answer...you know how.
And it’s a known fact that women get younger man to feel good about themselves. I go with my age or bit older because I feel fine about myself. No need to get me a boy-toy though I could had. Just repulsed by this ‘awesomeness’.
‘Baby, come fuck momma...’ yuck!
I bet she makes him wear pampers and suck on pacifier. And slapped his butt for being a ‘bad boy’...
Posted by GemitatiLol thats lots of assumptions on your part.Posted by LadyNeptuneNo boo...I never think of women of my age and dentures. But you do. So it means you saw her without. Otherwise why would you even think of that?Posted by GemitatiNo dentures. Thats your thing booPosted by LadyNeptuneSo all I can think of is he likes to play with her dentures while she is giving him bj!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneI’ll never believe he is with her for love!Posted by GemitatiHell yeah I want to be her when I'm that age!! Looking flawless with all the plastic surgery, hot younger guy catering to her whims, spends her days kayaking and fishing. Whats not to love?Posted by LadyNeptuneIf you had half of brain you would understand that there is no way to entertain 80 y/old man! At least I don’t think so...I posted it for laughs.Posted by GemitatiAnd yet your entertaining an 80 year old. Bigger distance in years with your thing than hers SOOoooooo you should really redirect this rant towards him. Hypocrite.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mother robbing a cradle and you keep talking— Cougars Daughter! Shut up! Go find yourself a first grader...and take your mom with you so she can pic a good furlture fucker for you! Apparently woman knows her ropes!Posted by GemitatiObviously. Your going after 80year old peen. But beggars can’t be choosers 🤷♀️Posted by LadyNeptuneYour mom fucking retard has NOTHING to do with me...not whatsoever!Posted by GemitatiIf she’s a whore what does that make you? Serious question.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiHe's a cute dude. Point is his balls don't hang down past his knees.Posted by LadyNeptuneThat’s...sick! How ugly IS HE?
My mom is gonna be 62 this year. Her boyfriend (singular) is 38....she is killing it. I'll have her give you some pointers so you don't have to settle for 80 year old ball droop. Yuck.
And your whore mom using him as a tool and you have guts to troll ME!
Man fucking woman 24 years older must be sick or ugly or retarded. Fight this all you want but you were trying to insult me to be old at 51 having your mother having idiot of 38 being 62...
It’s really disqusting... he must be some kind of retarded...
I am no cougar.
But 38 fucking 62 IS DISQUISTING!
I think you wish to be her...fess up!
Unlike you she left her loveless marriage and never looked back.
Apparently her surgeons are miracle workers. Still...it’s creepy.
No man will have older if he can have younger! Lie! Nonsense! Or deep car of momma sugarism...or citizenship issue.
You would think so right?
But no, she’s living at his place. He takes care of all the bills...everything. She doesn’t pay for shit.
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You started calling me old when I am younger than your mother. So it means at 51 she looked...well...bad.
So you think 50 is old. Because of what you saw! Otherwise why?
Come up with some stupid answer...you know how.
And it’s a known fact that women get younger man to feel good about themselves. I go with my age or bit older because I feel fine about myself. No need to get me a boy-toy though I could had. Just repulsed by this ‘awesomeness’.
‘Baby, come fuck momma...’ yuck!
I bet she makes him wear pampers and suck on pacifier. And slapped his butt for being a ‘bad boy’...click to expand
Yes I like to joke with you about your dentures cause for a married 50 something year old you are thirsty as fuck. Like nuclear levels thirst.
Come on young tenderoni, it all Depends lmao
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He gave me a beanie baby toy and I said thank you it’s nice.
Next day he gave me a Hanukkah card and left quickly.
When I’ve opened it - $ 20 bill fell out!
I was dumbfound! And here when I got madly angry! I went and stuck his card under his door. Next day I brought back his toy and put it in his door...
When he saw me next time he had apologized and asked ‘what can I do to make things ok between us?’
There I went! With yelling and cursing and he was trying to come up to me with a...HUG!!!
So to make a long story short NOW he sees me and running in opposite direction!
Still wondering...WHAT ARE THEY THINKING—
So I’ve told my husband I must look so bad...he said no you look good...I said for 80 y/old men!!!
Lmao! It was disquisting!
He gave me a beanie baby toy and I said thank you it’s nice.
Next day he gave me a Hanukkah card and left quickly.
When I’ve opened it - $ 20 bill fell out!
I was dumbfound! And here when I got madly angry! I went and stuck his card under his door. Next day I brought back his toy and put it in his door...
When he saw me next time he had apologized and asked ‘what can I do to make things ok between us?’
There I went! With yelling and cursing and he was trying to come up to me with a...HUG!!!
So to make a long story short NOW he sees me and running in opposite direction!
Still wondering...WHAT ARE THEY THINKING—
So I’ve told my husband I must look so bad...he said no you look good...I said for 80 y/old men!!!
Lmao! It was disquisting!
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