How to appease your Lion's insecurity.

Step 1: Disregard his bad mood & adopt a dominatrix-like attitude. Grab him roughly by the arm and lead him to a long-ass mirror. If he starts to protest, threaten him with the promise of a wet paddle that has his name on it and drag his grumpy ass to that mirror. He might still groan, but he will be intrigued by the unknown; ie whatever the F is about to happen.

Step 2: Still in that gruff dominatrix manner, order him to start stripping. Straighten your back, puff your chest out & square your shoulders to indicate you mean business. If he's fidgeting, start stripping him yourself.

Step 3: When he is nude, use his body as a show'n'tell exhibition. Show him and tell him what you really really really like about him. Don't keep it short & sweet, get descriptive and be specific. Don't refrain to kiss or indicate the specific body part with your tongue, for that extra kick.

Step 4: While he's still nude, cuddle him and tell him in how many ways he brightens up your life. Explain in great detail why, when it comes to him, everyone else is just looking in the rear view mirror.

You'll know it's a job well done when the big pu.......kitty stretches his back & shakes his mane in a frisson of delight and pleasure. His eyes will be twinkling and will find it virtually impossible to keep a grin from forming on his beautiful boyish face.



You're welcome.

IMAO. This is too funny

Posted by saweetz1988
IMAO. This is too funny

Also very effective, I can assure you. I don't encourage anything I haven't tried & verified myself first.

Works on Leo-dominants as well.