Libra Fantasy Land Posts (Page 3)

"Deeply, it's not that I can't it's that I am enjoying it so much that I don't want it to end."

I suppose I can fathom that. But, still, every ending has a new beginning... Hahaha! 😉

"I suppose I can fathom that. But, still, every ending has a new beginning... Hahaha!"

How true. If I knew there were a lot of beginnings comming my way, I guess that would change things a bit 😉

"That is hilarious. I can just imagine... "DAMMIT! I WILL CONQUER YOU!!!!" LOL"

Thats the spirit!

No, I like quickies and "normal duration" sex as much as anyone but sometimes I just gotta get me an all nighter in.

I think more than anything, it is about having a girl so turned on, and being so turned on yourself that you just don't want it to end. It is still passionate through and through.

"Ok what is your funniest sexual experience."

Hahahahahaha... I really don't think you will find this at all as amusing as I do...

So, my boyfriend and I are going all hot and heavy... I was on top, and I think I got a bit too into it. I am not quite sure what happened, or how, but SOMETHING happened. All of a sudden things weren't quite right, and the look on his face... Oh, it was just... I am not quite sure how, but apparently I bent it (** bad **). He thought I broke it. Hahaha... Sorry, just objectively speaking, it was funny. So, anyways, I didn't actually break it, but I did bruise it. And he still swears it left a scar.

Oh, but the look on his face... It couldn't have been more classic if I told him I cut it off or something. He really did think I broke it. Poor guy... I felt really bad... I did try to make it up to him, though.

Like the longing doesn't stop when you start, it just builds and builds and builds during the sex. I dunno, it's hard to describe. You just let go and fall into a medetative state and just feel ya know? Just communicating with your body, like a conversation. Eye contact and everything. Appreciating the other person and yourself, the power that the body posseses, just submitting to nature. I dunno if I can really describe it.

OMG that is so hilarious. I was wincing as I was reading that, I knew what was comming. Like watching a car crash, you can't look away. That is one of my biggest fears, I just can't imagine. I has almost happened but luckily i have reflexes like a mongoose 😉

Ok my turn I guess. This might not be that funny to everyone, it might be one of those "you have to have been there" moments but I'll give it a try anyway.

So me and the scorp girl I was with forever and a day. Were laying in bed one night and like usual we just start getting into it. She stops me and starts explaining she is on her period, I was kinda confused because she knows I know that it doesn't bother me, I don't let it get in the way of good sex. Hell, I'll still go down if I want. Anyway, she kept hinting that she wanted to have sex, but not have sex. So she grabs the lube and applies it to me, and then rolls over on her side....and guides me in...in the back door. Now, anal sex was kindof a touchy subject because it didn't work out too well in the beginning, lots of pain. Well, she really wanted it, and honestly she always liked it more than I did, so were going at it right. It is going really well, she is really getting into so I am able to get into it.

Now, heres the lead in to the funny part. We had been together several years, and in that several years our safe sex routine if you will, was me pulling out and her going down on me while I came. Well.....force of habit right.

So, I get to the point of bliss and I pull out. She turns around and starts to go down on me. She was a little bit drunk and very passionate so she was just in that carnal do what comes into her mind next mode. Well, her mouth is getting closer and closer and I am thinking ok she is going to realize what she is about to do right? Closer, closer...I start to say something, as I am sure she doesn't realize what she is about to do, and just as I am about to say something I think to myself....F it, she was there, she knows whats going on right. I actually made a "shrug" motion with my shoulders and hands at the back of her head. Like "dah well". So, contact, she goes down on me, I finnish and she keeps going down on me. She was so into it that she had no idea what just happened.

So, she comes back up to kiss me and I turn away. Instantly she realizes what she just did.

"Asshole! Why didn't you say something!!!"

"What do you mean? You were there too!!!"
......

I think I get it, but I still think on some level I would take it as some sort of personal challenge... Kind of like that one chick. Hahaha...

I would be like a girl not orgasming when you're having sex with her... It is a two-way street. Perhaps it is just a personal thing. I love to drive my man wild, so that would just really get me.

But, if it only every once and a while, then I could handle that. But, what you did to that one chick... The first time... That would kill me.

The anger and embarrasment fades after she punches me in the arm a couple of times and we both start cracking up.

I couldn't believe it. She went down on me after anal sex. What a story for the grandkids.

"I love to drive my man wild, so that would just really get me. "

See that is the point, that is your version of control, mine is restraint until the girl is completely lost in pleasure and then I let myself go too.

"Chatz, Houston, We need your input here!"

on what? I'm having a hard time keeping up...good news though, i've stopped drinking 30 minutes ago.

I thought good news usually follows directly after you start drinking, not stop. :p

I couldn't believe it. She went down on me after anal sex. What a story for the grandkids.

Oh, nuh-uh... That's sooooo bad. Hahahahah!


"What a story for the grandkids."

Sounds like you have a lot of those...


"See that is the point, that is your version of control, mine is restraint until the girl is completely lost in pleasure and then I let myself go too."

Yeah, I think it is the same thing, just different places (he / she).

But, it is not that I am not completely lost in it. That's just the way it goes... You both kind of become consumed. If you are not consumed, "Houston, we have a problem"... Right, Houston?

Welcome back HP!!!

Your turn, HP. Funny story...

houstonpeach74,
"Too much information"

Sorry. Was trying hard to figure out how to tell the story without being too vulger. I mean we are talking sex here and all but it is an internet forum. I just couldn't find a way around it, and I couldn't not tell the story because it was the funniest sexual experience and to tell any other story would just be lying.

I think the funniest thing out of all that was her standing by the bed, body shaking from the violent motion of brushing her teeth looking at me like she wanted to kill me. Like really kill me. I would start to crack a smile and she would do this foot stomp and throw her arms down like a little kid and yell "It's not funny! Stop laughing at me!" which never worked becuse the madder she got, the cuter she got. Dangerous combination to have.

Ok, I'll go. This was with my ex-fiancee'...i did a lot of things with him. we were out one night clubbing, dancing, drinking, etc. things got hot and heavy on the dance floor. we're kissing, mugging, etc....last call comes around and I'm still ready to keep going. I met him downtown and when i first saw him he mentioned that he got a parking space close to the club. when we left the club, we both must have been lit (i know for a fact i was). i lead him to the car parked close to the club and I open the door. the car was actually parked in a dark part of the street and at 2:30 am or so there wasn't a lot of pedestrians in that area. i open up the passenger side of the car and lure him in. he kept giving me this puzzled look and he finally gave in. we are getting into it. I'm sitting in his lap, doing you know what...i don't know how much time had past, but all of a sudden there was this guy tapping on the window. I look up and think "OMG...how embarrassing, we're caught having sex in the car". We roll down the window and the guy asks "Why the hell are you having sex in MY car??!??!!?" I look at my fiancee' and he says "I thought you knew it wasn't my car"

I was so embarrased! I was mortified but my fiancee thought it was so funny but loved the fact that I was so uninhibited that night...even though I had sex in a car that I thought was my fiancee's.

OMG houston that is hilarious. The look on your faces when he said "my car" must have been priceless.

"But, it is not that I am not completely lost in it. That's just the way it goes..."

No I see what your saying. I guess it has just been a while since I have been with someone where it was just anamalistic like that. Hmmm...now you got me thinking.

ROFL! HP's totally tops ours...


"Why the hell are you having sex in MY car??!??!!?"

I think my eyes would have nearly popped out of my head. Hahahaha!

Don't you like when your cat finds a box and makes himself at home?

HP's turn with the question...

CRAP...sorry, I don't know how to make th epics small
i'm terrible with doing that

i just took that...sorry if your screen isn't big enough...lol

what question?

alcheme, the guy wouldn't leave. i had to beg him to at least turn around so I could make myself "presentable".

"Don't you like when your cat finds a box and makes himself at home?"

My siamese used to love getting in paper bags, when they still used those at the grocery store. After shopping, with the bags on the ground (while your putting away the food), there he goes. Climbed right in. He would hate it when I would pick up the bag with him in it... He also loved computer bags (the fold open ones).

Chocolate point?

applehead

We are taking turns coming up with the evil questions... Your turn. 🙂

i can't think of any...

Atom has a good one, so we will borrow his... Not story provoking, but something until we can come up with another...


Message posted by: Atom on 1/29/2007 1:02:46 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.195
Libra Lasses, Where do you prefer to be touched?

It seems traditionally it is the hips and / or lower back. What is most sensual to you?

Okay, so what is the most awkward situation you have been in as a result of your sexcapades?

Awkward? I will have to think about that one, it takes a lot to make me feel awkward when it comes to that.

Well, something like your boss caught you, her husband came home, etc...

Message posted by: Atom on 1/29/2007 1:02:46 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.195
Libra Lasses, Where do you prefer to be touched?

It seems traditionally it is the hips and / or lower back. What is most sensual to you?

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I love odd places... Nothing in particular, I just find it so sexy if a person can turn a place that most people would go "huh?!?" into something sensual... Like fingers. Or elbows. Okay, so I am weird... A fact we have obviously well established tonight. Hahaha!

Oh, ok.

Well, actually this goes with one of my other stories. The one where I got busy on during what was supposed to be a business meeting, the one where I slept with the sister of the woman we were meeting to discuss getting some recoveries sent our way. Well when we get done we come out and my partner and the other woman kind made themselves scarce. At this point I wasn't sure where they were exactly, I heard them talking but didn't have the energy just yet to go look for anyone. So the girl and I that just met and randomly slept together are standing in the kitchen getting something to drink and making small talk. Getting to know each other if you will. Well I take a big drink of water and I hear crying which sounds like is coming from inside the house. I calked my head and made a "do you hear that" gesture.

"Oh, sorry thats my kid."

more crying

"That must be the other one."

O.K. that is akward. The only other time where I truely randomly hooked up with someone....ended up having kids too. How weird is that. A lot of opportunities I have passed up have been the same, and all of these girls come on to me. It is like something about me gives off the "help for horny young moms" vibe. Akward.

Another time I went home with this older woman who was 44. I had no idea she was that old, she was gorgous, I went back to her place with a couple of her other friends. I was in my home town just visiting and thought I would check out "the" local club/bar. Well we get back ther her place, it was huge, a total mansion and she leads me down into the basement area where I think she is going to try and put the moves on me and she turns on the light. There is like five high school/post high school age kids there. The oldest was her daughter at 19.

She said something to the effect "Oh, mom, hey she knows what I like"
"Back off this ones mine."

Whoa, akward. Several of them recognized me from when I used to live there. They went to the shows of the band I played in so they knew me immediately. She walked out and before I turned to follow the three guys were all grinning from ear to ear.

"So, did you like come here to have sex with hot older women?"

"Yeah pretty much."

"That is so awesome."

The daughter just gave me a scorn. That was pretty sureal altogether. So awkward in fact I ended up avoiding anything sexual for the rest of the night.

"help for horny young moms"

LOL. As we said, it would seem to be your lot in life... Humanitarian sex.




"She said something to the effect "Oh, mom, hey she knows what I like"
"Back off this ones mine."

Hahaha. That is great...


My mom and I would go clubbing sometimes (she looks young for her age)... One time we were in some salsa club in NYC. I look over and she is making out with this hot, young stud she just picked up (my age). I was soooo pissed. That one was MINE, damn...

My mom's a trip. She told me once, "Skill is relative to their size. The 'smaller' they are, the better they are. They have to make up for alot..." Hahaha!

It is just awesome to being able to go out and pickup men with your mom. It is sooo wrong. Especially when they find out... Hahaha! We don't generally advertise it, but every once and a while I will slip, "hey, mom"... The looks on their faces... LOL

Ok, well, I think I am gonna go smoke and hit the sack... Gotta go to work in the morn.

Had a blast!!! Gotta do this again, once we can come up with more questions (of course).... Have a good night at work!

Thanks. Sweet dreams. Ima have me a smoke as well.

OMG that was a lot to catch up with - man what a way to start my Tuesday morning at work - sheesh!!! Looks like you all had fun - some interesting stories there guys!!!

😛

Honey, in the winter, Ice cubes in the summer, hot to the touch edable body oil all year around!!! Edable underware are quite sweet as well.

Whipped cream and fruit always a delight...

Threesome, Yup, for my ex. One of his fantasies I agreed to fulfill. It was kind of weird for me though.

Chatz,

Okay, now that you have caught up on the reading you have a few stories to tell... 😉


Queenscorpio,

Weeee! Fresh meat, and another Scorp to boot.

Edible underwear? Never tried that one... Does it actually taste good?

Threesome = Stories... Hello?!? Spill it! 🙂

alcheme I am way too innocent for this site now LOL....hmmmmmm...let me think!!! Might have to get back to you on that one....you guys win hands down!! I need to live a little more 😛

OMG!!!! Nic I have been known to be the exact same way, mostly ony with Libras, you guys make us scorp girls feel free to do what we please... I woke my ex up many of mornings to an orgasm approaching (for me of course) that he didn't know he was giving hehehe and that would drive him crazy... Funny, my responses are similar... Just wanted it and it was there and it is so irresistable I couldn't help myself. Stroking you guys ego is second nature to us.

Yeah, I guess we can be subtle. But you always get the message.

Yeah, that is one thing I love about Scorp girls. It is like those urges are second nature to them, nothing is really "taboo" to a scorpio girl and they have no shame about what they want.

In my experience if they want to get a little heated is that first they are subtle, now us Libra guys like to play with the subtlety so I used to act like I wasn't getting the hints, or that I was but I was to shy to respond the way she wanted me to. It makes you guys boil when we do that and eventually you'll just shamelessly throw yourselves at us. (Talking about a couple of course, not random hookups) Now there is an ego boost for you.

I could just "sense" when she was horny and I fed off of it. Of course, come to think about it she was pretty much always horny, and if not still really playful. I was actually talking to her tonight about how that "freedom of self" that happens between a Libra guy/Scorp girl is pretty unique and haven't really had it near that level with anyone else.

Yes the way you guys pretend you don't get the subtle hints is a HUGE turn on...its all in the game!!! Love it 😛

Nic that was a classic... HP that was hilarious!!!