The Friend I Dated: Update

To any that were following the drama...

The Scorp was cheating!! It wasn't because the Taurus sabotaged, it wasn't because I argued with the Taurus in front of him. It's simply because he's a bastard...

and with my friend, too.

Boo.

so glad I didn't call again, btw

That scorp must be a hell of a guy. He got coochie coming at him like that!!! Tell him to send me a book with instructions......lol

Well move on....

he's very smooth and convincing. He seems like a hell of a guy. I'm better off and feeling very glad that he and I didn't last long.

My friend is convinced...that our friendship was worth him. I had to tell her that he was with me the night after they got together. She didn't want to believe me, I just hope she asks him about it.

How to Get Coochie like the Scorp:

1. Invite her over for dinner. Tell her you think she's beautiful and that you will never want to stop kissing her pretty smile.
2. Invite yourself over for dinner. Repeat.
3. Stop by most days, call all the time, convice the girl she's beautiful and that you will never want to stop kissing her pretty smile.
4. Deny Deny Deny.
5. Call her your girl, introduce her to your friends, make her feel special special special.

Man, he really was smooth. I seriously would have NEVER suspected him of doing this, but I guess that's what makes him good at what he does.

Go ahead and giggle...I'm truly not upset at losing him. I can do much better.

Oh yeah! Key element, works even if you're not cute:

Be in a band.

hee hee!

My BF was in a band. He was a very bad man.

Sorry about the Scorp Muse. Scorpmen, from my experience, are HUGE cheats. It has to do with their fixation on taboo sex.

(((A Muse)))

Someone better is bound to come along.

Whoa! You are totally right...I've been piecing it together and thinking...ok: he was in a taboo relationship with me and when it stopped being taboo and came out into the open, he was gone...

now he's in one with her. they've just brought into the open. I honestly don't wish them any malice, but I have a feeling it won't be too long before she doesn't hear from him anymore, too.

I hope someone better does, it's been a 2.5 year dry spell for me, I'm getting pretty tired of it all.

I had a Scorp once, AND IT WAS THE BEST CHEATING SEX EVER!!!! Yea .... Scorps. Can't wait until she's ready to cheat again.

Hey, Muse if that's really you in the picture and you come to the ATL ....

I COOK TOO. 😉

lol