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Posted by Jahlia
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
When everything's made to broken
I just want you to know who I am.
Sounds like Jahlia has a special someone in her heart and on her mind? π
Posted by xdimplez
guys. libracusp deleted π’whatβ when? huh?? LCS?? why did you delete? what is going on? please come back π’
I do recall her saying she was contemplating deleting and coming back as "Libby". I hope this is the case :/
ohh ok good! I really hope its only a name change :/
You were at the beach huh? niceee! jealous π did u surf?click to expand
Nah. I got in the water a bit though. I had my laptop, a book, and my towel so I didn't feel like dragging my board out.
You recovering from Vegas? π Walk away with anything from the tables?
Posted by xdimplez
guys. libracusp deleted π’whatβ when? huh?? LCS?? why did you delete? what is going on? please come back π’
I do recall her saying she was contemplating deleting and coming back as "Libby". I hope this is the case :/
ohh ok good! I really hope its only a name change :/
You were at the beach huh? niceee! jealous π did u surf?click to expand
Posted by xdimplez
guys. libracusp deleted π’whatβ when? huh?? LCS?? why did you delete? what is going on? please come back π’
I do recall her saying she was contemplating deleting and coming back as "Libby". I hope this is the case :/
ohh ok good! I really hope its only a name change :/
You were at the beach huh? niceee! jealous π did u surf?http://www.dxpnet.com/users/profile.asp?username=libby ?
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Hey Rocky! How the hell are ya π
Ya, I have no idea. I just remember her mentioning it in one of her posts.
Posted by Jahlia
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
When everything's made to broken
I just want you to know who I am.
would you give up everything to touch him? π
Posted by Libra911
ohh that sounds like heaven π that's how I party at the beach or at the pool - a laptop, a book and a cocktail LOL π (well sometimes coffee if I am in the mood)So I am a big fan of blackjack, but I never invest a lot. Its a good challenge to make money out of nothing. The first night I invested $ 50 which I lost within 15 mins lol. The 2nd night I invested only $ 20 and made $ 140 π while playing for 2 hours and met some great people at the table. I hate slots :/. I want to learn crabs. I just hear people screaming and it looks exciting π. Do you gamble sometimes?
So you're a blackjack player... interesting π
That's exactly it too. Just take a seat, get your drink, and try to make something out of nothing. Blackjack's kind of my "Time to just chill in the casino game". Still dinking around, still enjoying tasty beverages, and all your friends are jumping from table to table.
Now CRAPS...
Craps is a RUSH! You get on that roll and you're riding it as hard as you can. The hard part is knowing when to stop and walk away. You can be down $ 800 in craps only to make it back and now up $ 800 in minutes. Plus if there's a bunch of you on that ride at the same table, everyone's just hooting and hollering sharing the energy.
Next time you go up, almost every hotel runs a "tutorial hour" where people interested in learning can come down to the floor and they'll teach you how to play. You figure they're banking on you "trying" it out later that night with real money so they'll get their cut in the end.
Now the game that I love playing but am scared shitless to play in vegas... POKER.
Mainly because you're against others, not the house.
(Cont...)
My first poker table in vegas:
Got to the casino and finally committed to trying a few hands. After warming up at the bar with a few shots of liquid courage, I walk to my first poker table. The dealer smiles, nods, and gives a welcoming gesture to take a seat. Being the grinning newbie, I acknowledge all the players with a smile and take my chair. My first read of the players noted nothing extraordinary about them. The one person I did notice was a little, old lady. Cards in one hand while her other hand exchanged holding a smoke and a glass of whatever choice hard liquor she was enjoying. We will call her "Grandma".
While not being unfriendly, the atmosphere of the table was FAR different than just playing with "my buds" on the home front. As poker strategy dictates, everyone was playing their hands with their style adapting to how other's presented themselves. Everyone waiting patiently to make a big power play to plunder as many chips as possible from the others. While I came with the fantasy of making out like the movie "Rounders", reality was I hoping to dear God I wasn't going to walk away broke and shirtless. The night progressed until finally one of the other guys started hitting a decent streak, raking in our chips. Not unexpected but he started coping an attitude glazed with overconfidence. Apparently Grandma didn't take too kindly to it. The peace has been broken and grandma decided it was time to put the young whipper snapper in his place. While the next hour for me was a series of "umm...I fold", grandma proceeded to drop the smack down on the young upstart, beating him into submission, the finality signified by his departure from the table.
Lesson learned that day: "Don't fuck with grandma in Vegas"
Posted by Libra911
lol snozzy - My plan was not create a chaos so I deleted that post π
I know! It is pretty chaotic isn't it! I will never watch game of thrones ever again!
Posted by Libra911
lol snozzy - My plan was not create a chaos so I deleted that post π
Leebs, this brings up a good question from your post.
Which do you like better? Victoria or Fredrick's?
I've dated someone that swore up and down Fredick's was "FOR SLUTS!"
Others who thought their quality was better than Victoria's.
I must be one of those boring lads, only ever hit up blackjack or poker at a casino or the pokies (You guys call them slots?) lol. I feel bad even putting a dollar into the pokies machine definitely not a gambler π
Also I received a cake of death today:
hahaha, yeah the old lady had a very good camouflage π, she knew what she was doing. So did she kick all of your asses at the end? Maybe she is casino regular and she knows all the tricks ha!
Oh I was pathetic. After grandma claimed the blood of the upstart, psychologically my mind was saying "dude, be nice to grandma!", so I was out the door shortly after.
Btw poker also scares me. I know the rules and I played with guys many times (with some small money) but going into that super packed room with who knows how many pros really freakes me out. It looks like those people are pulling all nighters π.
Ya, for sure! The atmosphere is SOO different from just playing with your buds. Its the first thing you need to overcome. It's why I ended up having to grab a few drinks before even attempting it lol.
So how much do you usually put down to start
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Depends on the table. You can find a lot of friendly Limit Texas Hold'em tables with min bids of $ 5- $ 10.
If you can muster the courage to at least try it (This may require some tequila π), its worth the experience ALONE just to say you did. For me, had I not tried, I wouldn't have come out with the cool ass grandma story so it was absolutely worth it.
Posted by aquasnoz
I must be one of those boring lads, only ever hit up blackjack or poker at a casino or the pokies (You guys call them slots?) lol. I feel bad even putting a dollar into the pokies machine definitely not a gambler πAlso I received a cake of death today:
Aww man, Noz! Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes being at the tables is just about chilling and enjoying the free drinks. I've had nights like that.
Part of Vegas is just taking that risk, for better or worse, and if you're lucky you'll end up with a story to tell π
Okay now tell me about this cake you received. Death cake? Elaborate for me, please π
If the dealer had a 10 I'd be worried else I'd play just for the chance factor that they might bust or hitting the minimum and that's before me putting random chips on everyone lol just because I can muahaha.
Yeah I don't know hey VH I don't view gambling as bad or anything I think it might be from attending that one course and they gave us the odds for us punters, you end up on the losing side more often than not. Poker I can do, use to go around those friendly tourneys around here $ 10 buy in, maybe win a bit of cash and some grub at the end of the night π
As for death cake. Strawberries literally kill me π
aaand nope I don't actually watch GoT, saw the first couple of episodes of season 1 then read the rest lol. But I just HAD to check out the Red Wedding! It...was...'gore'rious
Posted by Libra911
lol snozzy - My plan was not create a chaos so I deleted that post πLeebs, this brings up a good question from your post.
Which do you like better? Victoria or Fredrick's?
I've dated someone that swore up and down Fredick's was "FOR SLUTS!"
Others who thought their quality was better than Victoria's.tbh, I prefer VS when it comes to every day and sometimes sexy lingerie. Fredericks is for the kinky mood or as you mentioned "slutty" mood. I think every gal should have one of those from time to time π
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Posted by Libra911
So a test question V:what would you do if you get 2 aces and the dealer gets between 7-10?
Well what are we playing? Straight up 5 draw? Any wilds? Or this a game of Texas Hold'em?
Posted by aquasnoz
If the dealer had a 10 I'd be worried else I'd play just for the chance factor that they might bust or hitting the minimum and that's before me putting random chips on everyone lol just because I can muahaha.Yeah I don't know hey VH I don't view gambling as bad or anything I think it might be from attending that one course and they gave us the odds for us punters, you end up on the losing side more often than not. Poker I can do, use to go around those friendly tourneys around here $ 10 buy in, maybe win a bit of cash and some grub at the end of the night π
As for death cake. Strawberries literally kill me π
My friend, I have the utmost sympathy for you. Fresh strawberries are frigging ambrosia for me.
Alright you two! I'm heading out to go lift.
Leebs, I'll play that poker hand when I get back and find out the game π Sweet dreams.
Catch ya later VH and sweet dreams 911!
There is just something funny about this picture, I KNOW IT!
I love the captain obvious moments π
Yeah top song π One of my favourites as well
Posted by Libra911
So a test question V:what would you do if you get 2 aces and the dealer gets between 7-10?
Okay so I'm playing Blackjack and I'm dealt 2 aces? SPLIT! SPLIT IN A HEARTBEAT.
The probability of you getting a 10 for your next card is higher than anything else, thus splitting the Ace's may gave you two plays of 21 π
(If you can even remotely count cards and know how many decks are being played at any given time, just keep track of the 10's to play the odds)
General Rules when it comes to Splitting:
1. Never split a winning hand
2. Generally speaking, never split 10's and 5's. Always split Ace's and 8's.
THE ONE CAVEAT: If the dealer's hot, all bets are off. Leave the table if you must.
Hahaha!
Posted by everevolvingepithet
+1 on the goo goo dolls song, don't know much of their other stuff but that tune's pretty golden lol.
Yea π
Jahlia, you had me running that song on repeat for awhile.
VH, ever so informative, always π
Oh why oh why did you leave us LCS?
If you are reading this, do return to us soon, we need you as a vital Libran character within our journey to The World's End. Anyhow, I should hope all is well with you and your darling Saggy daughter π
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
VH, ever so informative, always πOh why oh why did you leave us LCS?
If you are reading this, do return to us soon, we need you as a vital Libran character within our journey to The World's End. Anyhow, I should hope all is well with you and your darling Saggy daughter π
Good morning, Professor LadyScorpion. Tell me what I taught you today.
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !
Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
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The above could be read in more than one way...
Hello my delightful dimpz and fabulous feby,
Everything is well enough on my side, hope the same for you both. Anything new for anyone?
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
VH, ever so informative, always πOh why oh why did you leave us LCS?
If you are reading this, do return to us soon, we need you as a vital Libran character within our journey to The World's End. Anyhow, I should hope all is well with you and your darling Saggy daughter πGood morning, Professor LadyScorpion. Tell me what I taught you today.
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Beware of The Grandma at any Casino, should anyone ever go gambling, especially in Poker π
Morning Feby, LS!
Umm, playing with the new myspace strangely enough! It came up on my feed that it was relaunched yesterday. Who would have thought?!?!
Music search isn't bad so far.
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
The above could be read in more than one way...
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Just so you know...
YOU'RE NOT CUTE RIGHT NOW! π
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
VH, ever so informative, always πOh why oh why did you leave us LCS?
If you are reading this, do return to us soon, we need you as a vital Libran character within our journey to The World's End. Anyhow, I should hope all is well with you and your darling Saggy daughter πGood morning, Professor LadyScorpion. Tell me what I taught you today.
Beware of The Grandma at any Casino, should anyone ever go gambling, especially in Poker π
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Hahaha!
I hope hoping you'd catch my tale of Vegas adventure π
Posted by VirgoHero
Morning Feby, LS!Umm, playing with the new myspace strangely enough! It came up on my feed that it was relaunched yesterday. Who would have thought?!?!
Music search isn't bad so far.
this this this.
I logged back on for shits and giggles and I was like WOW... what happened to all the tackiness!
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
The above could be read in more than one way...
Just so you know...
YOU'RE NOT CUTE RIGHT NOW! πclick to expand
You 'are' grinning now, are you not? π
This sucks, Tom isn't my friend on myspace anymore... Tom you shall be missed
Posted by VirgoHero
Morning Feby, LS!Umm, playing with the new myspace strangely enough! It came up on my feed that it was relaunched yesterday. Who would have thought?!?!
Music search isn't bad so far.
this this this.
I logged back on for shits and giggles and I was like WOW... what happened to all the tackiness!
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YEa man!
So far...
A bit of Pandora
A bit of Spotify
A bit of soundcloud / last.fm
All together in a clean, fast interface.
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
The above could be read in more than one way...
Just so you know...
YOU'RE NOT CUTE RIGHT NOW! πYou 'are' grinning now, are you not? π
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Nope! *crosses arms hoping to look indignant* π
Posted by aquasnoz
This sucks, Tom isn't my friend on myspace anymore... Tom you shall be missed
Hahah I remember those emails. I think Tom took the money and ran at the perfect time.
Posted by Jahlia
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
When everything's made to broken
I just want you to know who I am.Sounds like Jahlia has a special someone in her heart and on her mind? π
I think I'm in love. Is this what love feels like? Oh I don't know! @_@ I don't know anything about love! @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
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Most of us don't know much about it either, ergo most of the posts on this damn forum π
I'm amazingly happy for you, Jahlia. Enjoy the experience and the lessons. Make sure he is worth of you.
*worthy
Posted by xdimplez
Oh hey the numbers are back. Thanks Duncan !Haha I took notice of it and got happy. Yay for the tiny ass things in life.
The above could be read in more than one way...
Just so you know...
YOU'RE NOT CUTE RIGHT NOW! πYou 'are' grinning now, are you not? π
Nope! *crosses arms hoping to look indignant* π
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Said the Virgo Man.
This Stinger here, shall give you a stink-eye, simply because she knows by doing so, you have let the cat out of the bag.
I win *pounces* π
Posted by Jahlia
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
When everything's made to broken
I just want you to know who I am.Sounds like Jahlia has a special someone in her heart and on her mind? π
I think I'm in love. Is this what love feels like? Oh I don't know! @_@ I don't know anything about love! @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
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Oh dear Jahlia, enjoy the ride, for what ever it is worth. You are young, there is still time to be a little reckless in love, experience what may come and you may find yourself learning many a lessons on the way. Be a wise one though π
βThe only calibration that counts is how much heart people invest, how much they ignore their fears of being hurt or caught out or humiliated. And the only thing people regret is that they didn't live boldly enough, that they didn't invest enough heart, didn't love enough. Nothing else really counts at all.??
Posted by Jahlia
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
When everything's made to broken
I just want you to know who I am.would you give up everything to touch him? π
LOL I don't need too, two hugs per meeting π.
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Don't leave us in the dark here, little one! Tell us about this fetching, young, gentleman.
(Note: The manner in which you describe him tells us a lot about you π )
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
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Oh dear Jahlia, enjoy the ride, for what ever it is worth. You are young, there is still time to be a little reckless in love, experience what may come and you may find yourself learning many a lessons on the way. Be a wise one though π
Indulge us with your first "I think I'm in love" as a little Lady Scorp π
Oh we're not together, we're just friends π. I just like him a lot, and I'm really excited because he wants to teach me Japanese(he's learning it in school)! And he also offered to teach me how to swim too. Alyssa was right-I'm hot for teacher! LOL.
OKay two quick lessons you can use either to impress him or shock him by putting him in his place.
Hontou ni arigatou gozaimashita
Translation: Thank you very much
(This is pretty much the most polite form of thank you very much in Japanese)
Baka!!!!!
Translation: Fool
(If he's being a clown, retort with this very loud)
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